Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Seeing this, Lu Li and Yang Li hurriedly reached out to take it.

As a result, the immortal Huli fell on them, and the two pillars fell on Huli himself.

The three national masters revealed their true forms.

Large animal stacking game, three lives are lost.

The scene suddenly fell into an eerie silence.

Tang Shan: Huh? It's so easy to die?

So will the following beheading and frying scenes still happen?

What should I say now?

System: Speechless, all the fairies are dead, who would still compete with you?

The apprentice opened his mouth wide, thinking that his master had surrendered because he was really scared.

I didn't expect that there was already a hunting plan.

On the surface, it seems like an unintentional mistake, but in fact it is the result of a precise layout that takes advantage of the opportunity to measure the size and calculate the distance.

The master planned everything in a short time.

It’s really awesome.

Tang Shan invisibly gained the admiration and goodwill of another wave of disciples.

Emperor: If the people knew that our imperial teacher was a demon and I had formed a brotherhood with them, it would probably damage the reputation of the royal family.

Besides, although they were fairies, they were dead now. Who would pray for rain in the future?

Someone has to be held responsible for this matter no matter what.

"You are such a daring demon monk! You killed the Imperial Master and yet you still used tricks to try and escape punishment."

He shouted loudly and ordered the guards around him: "Throw them all into jail."

Once I get the treasure that makes it rain from the monk, I will kill them all.

The soldiers drove away the unsuspecting civilians and surrounded Tang Shan and his disciples.

Tang Shan: The dog emperor has eight hundred tricks in his head, and seven hundred and ninety-nine of them are used to kill others.

The disciples pulled out their weapons and asked, "Master, do you want to fight?"

Just a breath can send them flying.

I’m afraid that I might accidentally hurt one or two people and it would be difficult to explain.

Of course Tang Shan stopped them, but there was no point in using a sledgehammer to crack a nut.

"You are so careless, it's better for the master to come in person."

A shiny Gatling sniper rifle suddenly appeared.

"Let me use the profound Buddhist teachings to convince him."

Dog Emperor, can you please consider your own strength before taking action? "

In this age of cold weapons, what can you use to counter my hot weapons?

Disciples: You said we were not careful enough and you just punched us hard?

You are not a profound Buddhist monk, you are just an aggressive and violent monk.

If we sweep it around, it will be crippled at best.

The iron lump swept around, and even crippling was the least of the damage.

Lao Sha: "Master, calm down. Impulsiveness is the devil."

Bajie: "Master, why would you need to personally handle such a trivial matter?"

Xiaobai: "Master, be good and take the things back."

Wukong: "Master, their crimes do not deserve death."

The system began to doubt itself: Did I send her to the wrong place? The Romance of the Three Kingdoms and Water Margin next door seem to be more suitable.

Tang Shan frowned slightly, "It seems a bit bloody."

The disciples breathed a sigh of relief, "Right, Master, it's good that you think this way."

Tang Shan wiped the gun and then took it back reluctantly.

"Alright, I always respect my disciples' opinions."

At the end of the story, Wukong and his companions taught the emperor a lesson.

The monks of Chechi Kingdom were finally able to resume their original lives.

The pilgrims set out on their journey to the West again.

Go on and on, day after day.

Tang Shan’s imaginary self: The boat has passed through thousands of mountains.

In fact: Wumeng Mountain is connected to mountains beyond mountains, and one difficulty follows another.

Now, we have encountered another river blocking the road.

Tongtian River is wide, long and fast-flowing, and you can't see the end of it at a glance.

There were no boatmen on the riverside, only a dilapidated wooden bridge hanging above.

When the wind blows hard, even a few small pieces of wood chips will fall off.

The master and his disciples looked at each other, and they knew that they couldn't walk on this bridge.

Tang Shan: "How about we fly over there?"

Sha Monk: "No, Guanyin said that we must keep our feet on the ground and walk step by step to Leiyin Temple to get the scriptures."

Tang Shan: You shouldn’t be called Sha Seng, you should be called Ascetic Monk.

Bajie: "Lao Sha, won't we get tired from walking?"

Sha Seng nodded.

Bajie: "It would take a lot of energy for us to fly over there, so why do you have to worry about it?"

He immediately turned around and whispered to Wukong, "Brother Monkey, it's rare that Master wants us to take him flying. This will save a lot of effort. Hurry up and join in."

Lao Sha is a stubborn guy and it's not easy to deal with him.

Wukong: "Lao Sha, have you forgotten that Guanyin told us to listen to our master?"

Use magic to defeat magic!

Sha Seng was completely confused. Which one should I listen to?

Tang Shan couldn't bear to watch it any longer, "It's okay, we can bounce over!"

Apprentice: Huh? Bounce over?

This river doesn't look like it's possible to bounce across it...

"Well, why don't we wait and see? Maybe the boatman will be here soon, right, Monkey Brother?"

Bajie winked at Wukong and said, "If you don't want to be thrown away, you'd better agree with what I say."

Wukong nodded: "Yes, yes, wait a little longer, there's no rush to play it."

Sha Seng: "It's not impossible to play it."

Bajie took the lead, covered Sha Seng's mouth and dragged him away.

Shut up! With my weight, I won’t fall in until I’m in the middle of the river.

While they were playing, the sounds of gongs and drums and the smell of food came from not far away.

Bajie arched his big nose and sniffed around, "Wow, it smells so good. I'm hungry."

After saying that, my stomach really made a rumbling sound.

Wukong complained: "If your pig nose is so sensitive to demonic energy, I won't even despise you for being a pig."

Bajie pouted and said, "You are just a monkey yourself."

Who is nobler than who?

Tang Shan: The plot of Tongtian River should be about the goldfish raised by Guanyin becoming a spirit, turning into the King of Inspiration and eating young boys and girls.

Now is the perfect time to go there and save the two children.

Forget it, let’s just follow the plot and take the opportunity to make some money from Guanyin.

Bajie mysteriously pulled Lao Sha and Wukong over.

"Look, Master is laughing for no apparent reason again."

Every time this smile is seen, there will be one more sad god in the sky.

Wukong: "Isn't it similar to the smile Master made when he wanted to sell us out last time?"

Drifting Monk suddenly realized: "It's exactly like that."

Bajie observed carefully, "Even the upward arc remains unchanged at a 45-degree angle."

Wukong and Sha Seng: You are exaggerating a bit.

White Dragon Horse: Brother, why didn’t you take me with you when you were having a private conversation?

Tang Shan threw her cassock and said, "Let's go and beg for alms."

Hehe, Sister Guanyin, I'm here to find you to transform into Yuan~