Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Tang Shan groped her way all the way until she reached the last room.

There is a wooden board hanging on the right side of the stone door: Do not enter the secret room.

The words on the left are smaller: Come in if you want, it’s not locked.

Tang Shan...

I was given a room full of this deadly trick of playing hard to get.

Look at my powerful Vajra Palm, the stone gate makes a dull rumbling sound.

The next second, a powerful suction force instantly swept Tang Shan in.

The stone door slammed shut.

System: Why are you playing a hidden copy?

Wukong's ears twitched. He seemed to have heard a voice deep in the cave.

He took out the tablet and saw that it was broken!

The master's position has disappeared!

"Bajie, Laosha, Xiaobai, hurry up and look for the master! He's missing!"

Tang Shan had just experienced a whirlpool that felt like being flushed into a toilet pit.

"Oh my god, I'm so dizzy that I'm about to throw up the food I ate last night."

My mind was still in a state of confusion and I had no idea what the world was.

My ears were the first to be alerted when I heard a child crying not far away.

Following the sound, I saw a little girl with her upper body naked and wearing red shorts crying on the side of the road.

There is a red dot between her eyebrows and two braids on her head.

Oh no, the little ball of milk picked up on the roadside turned out to be Red Boy, the only son of Bull Demon King, the boss of the cowshed!

"Click~"

Don't panic if something happens, take a short video first.

The Red Boy in front of him looked only three or four years old, with a gray face.

He blinked his big wet eyes and looked up at Tang Shan like a kitten.

"Oh, whose poor little thing is this? Why is he attacking here alone?"

Tang Shan squatted down and reached out to wipe the dirt off his face.

She suddenly remembered that Red Boy's bellyband was still on him, so she untied it and put it on him.

I didn't expect that after all these twists and turns, I would end up back with you.

It turns out that people are still in love.

Red Boy looked down at his bellyband in a daze, without saying a word.

Tang Shan: It’s really hard to guess what children are thinking.

"Have a lollipop, you're the king of the kids."

Hmm? No?

"Here, spray some fire on it and it'll become a sweet charcoal smell."

Okay, no.

Tang Shan took out her collection of Mixue rock sugar flavored pearl milk tea with a look of despair.

I don’t believe this can’t take you down!

Sure enough, Red Boy took the Gulu Gulu curiously and started drinking it.

Goodbye bubble milk tea, I will remember you!

"Brother, I'm Red Boy, what's your name?"

Tang Shan pointed to the green hat on her head and said, "Green boy."

"My mother and father had a fight, and my father ran away from home in anger. My mother said he had a family outside and didn't want us anymore."

As he sucked the little pearls, they fell on his face.

"Uh, this..." Tang Shan scratched her head.

"Don't cry yet, or your milk tea will become salty."

Damn it! I’m here to look for treasure, not to help Princess Iron Fan coax the child.

system? system?

System: Resting, do not disturb.

Tang Shan: You are so cruel.

"Little brat, do you believe in light?"

Red Boy: Huh?

Tang Shan took out her cell phone and prepared to play Ultraman.

Let the superman who is admired and loved by thousands of young people give you the power of love.

The volume was turned up to the maximum. "This episode is about a vicious stepmother who takes over and the children born to the ex-wife are punished."

Bang! Tang Shan hurriedly turned off the phone screen.

Red Boy's eyes became even redder.

"Don't cry, you're not the protagonist of a sadistic novel. If anyone makes you unhappy, just fight back."

Red Boy choked up and said, "Can my father fight too?"

"Well, as long as you like it and as long as you can beat them, then there shouldn't be any problem with a little fighting."

Tang Shan touched her nose and said uncertainly.

"Let me tell you, the Superman in this show is really awesome. He beat the monsters until they screamed."

"If you are as powerful as him, you will bring your father back home yourself if he dares not to come home."

Red Boy nodded, not quite understanding, "Then how can I become more powerful?"

"Of course, I'll practice with more fairies, and then..."

"Goodbye, Brother Green Boy!" Red Boy waved his little hands desperately.

An Ultraman redemption took root in his heart.

Tang Shan: "Do you still remember our song?"

A gust of wind swept Tang Shan away in an instant. She opened her eyes and found herself back in front of the stone gate.

This time the stone gate was clean and there was nothing inside.

No matter how hard Ren Tangshan pushed, it wouldn't budge at all.

Lao Sha: "Master! Master! Where are you?"

Bajie: "Master, please come back soon. I can't handle it alone."

Tang Shan: I really want to shut your pig mouth.

"Sun Wukong, why are you here in my cave?"

Red Boy had just woken up, his head was groggy and it seemed as if a fragment suddenly appeared in his mind.

The golden rope on his body was tied tightly.

Wukong scoffed, "You want to eat my master, and yet you dare ask why I'm here."

"My king, help me~"

Red Boy's anger was buried in his throat. "Come closer, I'll tell you where Tang Monk is."

Wukong curled his lips and said, "You're smart."

Red Boy opened his mouth slightly, and the Samadhi Fire was about to burst out.

Tang Shan took a leap and sang loudly: "The only secret of the galaxy~"

A small flame went out silently, replaced by a response of disbelief.

"The most powerful person in the universe?"

"Little brat!"

"Brother Green Boy!"

Wukong: The expression of the old man in the subway looking at his phone.

You guys continue as if I wasn't here.

Bajie: What’s going on? Are you in cahoots with the two demon brothers again?

"Brother Green Boy, I've beaten all the goblins around here. My father thinks I'm naughty and won't let me go home."

Tang Shan: It’s my fault…

Forget it, let’s talk about business first.

"Do you want your son to bring honor to your mother? Do you want your family to rise to prominence if one of you succeeds?"

Red Boy: "Brother, I will listen to you."

Tang Shan: Just because we watched a few episodes of Ultraman together, you're so obedient now...

"How about I find you a decent job as a fairy?"

"There's not much to do. I just follow Guanyin around and do odd jobs."

"Then just bless your brother to make a fortune, and by the way, see which of the gods Guanyin interacts with is the richest."

Red Boy: "Brother, you want me to be Guanyin's running dog?"

How could it be possible that he would give up his job as a king of the mountain and become a slave to others?

"You are Shancai Tongzi. If you become a god, your parents will no longer be demon cultivators."

"From now on, your mother, Princess Iron Fan, will be able to hold her head high, and your father won't dare to ignore you and your son anymore."

Tang Shan talked incessantly to Red Boy.

It’s good for you, and you will be allowed into the center of power of the gods right away.

In the Purple Bamboo Forest, Wukong said: "Sister Guanyin, I've sent you a child laborer."

Guanyin: "What are your specialties?"

Wukong used an iron rod to string together a pile of food, and Red Boy opened his mouth.

"Samadhi True Fire uses high-temperature flames to instantly cook food, preserving the nutrients and flavor of the ingredients to the greatest extent possible."

"We strive to enhance the happiness of the immortals and..."

Guanyin pursed her lips and said in a restrained tone, "Tell Tang Seng that I don't need it."

Wukong: OK, let’s start plan B.