Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Wukong's brows were twisted into a knot.

The location displayed on the tablet has not moved. Logically, the master should have entered the fairy cave long ago.

He swiped the screen with his hairy finger.

The picture began to zoom in and out, becoming more and more detailed.

Until the picture froze on one point, his pupils suddenly dilated.

Seeing that he didn't reply for a long time, Bajie and Sha Seng approached him curiously.

On the display screen, Tang Shan was eating, drinking, playing and rolling dice with a group of little demons.

Tang Shan raised her glass high, "Come on, everyone, enjoy your meal and drink."

"Oh, Third Master, you are so generous. Just one more!"

"This is delicious too. Let's have fun together."

Tang Shan smiled and said, "You guys eat and drink first, I'll go wash it myself so I can put it in the pot later."

Red Boy gave me a look of admiration that touched my heart, "Go ahead, just make it your own home."

The disciples outside the screen had worried expressions on their faces that froze in an instant.

The master seemed quite happy, as if we had nothing to do with him...

He even volunteered to jump into the frying pan...

Tang Shan: If I had known that this positioning system could also perform perspective and radio reception, I would never have used it.

System: surprise!

Surprised or not? Is it surprising? Not happy?

Wukong: I worked so hard to help you get the scriptures, and you even wanted to stuff yourself into the monster's mouth.

I'm tired, destroy it.

Bajie swallowed and his stomach growled.

"Brother Monkey, are you sure that Master is here to spy on the enemy instead of offering warmth?"

"We are here exposed to the wind and sun, starving and feeding mosquitoes, and Master and that demon are almost family."

Bajie angrily lifted the burden and started to divide the luggage.

Whoever wants to take this sutra can take it. I won’t serve you anymore.

Sha Seng quickly snatched the thing from his hand, "My dear brother, what are you doing?"

"Old Sha, you don't have to say anything more. I'm already hurt."

Bajie held his forehead in grief, and tried his best to squeeze out a tear, but not a single one came out.

"We are all wanderers in this world together, so let's divide our luggage and go home."

As he spoke, he put all the food into his pockets, put it on his back and prepared to leave.

The White Dragon Horse anxiously grabbed his bag with his mouth.

Hiss~

The cloth bag split open, and the baked buns fell to the ground.

Wukong...

White Dragon Horse...

Sha Seng: I just saw him pretending with my own eyes, but I didn’t say anything.

The three of them all looked at Bajie, with a look of scrutiny.

Bajie was timid at first, but later he decided to be the first to complain.

He sat down on the ground and said, "Oh, now it's all on the ground. No one has anything to eat."

Wukong looked down at him and gave him a glare.

"Pighead is just pretentious."

You can just pick it up, wipe it and eat it. You make yourself look like a noble pig.

Lao Sha is rarely smart.

"Second Brother, if you leave on your own, you will have to live like a pig for thousands of years."

First kill.

"The chick you like doesn't like you, and the chick you don't like still doesn't like you."

Double kill.

Bajie stammered, "But Master said I have inner beauty."

Wukong and Bailongma rolled their eyes: You believe this? Are you naive or stupid?

Sha Seng: What should I do? I really want to refute, but that goes against my personality.

Forget it, for the sake of Master, I'll just bear with it.

"Ahem, inner beauty is good, but if you are also extremely handsome on the outside, no girl in heaven or on earth can resist you."

Sha Seng gave Zhu Bajie a look that said you understand, and Zhu Bajie really enjoyed it.

"Okay, okay, I'm doing this for Master, I don't care about whether he's handsome or not."

"For me, the skin is just a little icing on the cake."

Sha Seng: Yes, yes, whatever you say is what it is.

After all, I don't have the heart to expose anyone who likes to pretend.

Inside the Fire Cloud Cave, a large group of goblins were lying in a mess.

Tang Shan, who had just gotten out of the bath, said: Huh? Are you guys addicted to carbon dioxide?

My goodness, I haven’t even given you the drugs, and you’re already completely confused!

"Hey, hey, hey! Our troops, listen to the order, you can break down the door now."

Outside the cave, the disciples who were squatting with grass growing on their heads suddenly trembled.

Master, you finally showed up!

"Charge!" Wukong stood up quickly.

Then he fell straight down beside Bajie.

Bajie? What are you doing to me?

Wukong chuckled, "Hey, my legs are numb, let's take it easy first."

Bajie...monkeys are just pretentious.

Wait left, wait right, time passed by minute by minute.

Tang Shan looked down at her watch and saw that thirty seconds had passed!

Why haven't you arrived yet?

Time is money. Time is money.

Destined treasure hunter gogogo!

System: The host seems very motivated. Should I remind her that there is nothing valuable in this cave?

Forget it, let go of the plot of helping others...

Tang Shan quickly rushed to the back of the cave.

Wukong and his companions finally entered the Fire Cloud Cave.

"Ah! Master, you died so tragically~"

Bajie saw a goblin lying on the ground, fully fed and sleeping.

Subconsciously, I thought that Tang Seng had been eaten.

His legs went weak and he knelt on the ground, tears welling up in his eyes as he looked at the meat and bones left by the goblin.

"Master, you've been eaten and that's the end of it. Poor old pig, I'll have to live my whole life in pig skin again."

"When you go down there, remember to tell the King of Hell that in my next life I should be sent to an imperial family to be a beautiful young man."

Sha Seng who just took out the tissue: I thought you were sad for the master, but I didn’t expect that you were crying for yourself.

He silently put the tissue back and said, "Don't waste my tissue."

Wukong kicked Bajie and said, "What's wrong with you? It's only been a minute and it's not that fast."

Zhu Bajie pouted, patted his butt with both hands and stood up.

"I'm just rehearsing to familiarize myself with the subject. As the saying goes, if you often walk in the mouth of a goblin, you will inevitably be eaten."

Wukong rubbed his hands together, "Don't make me slap you."

"Don't hit me! Brother Monkey, I was wrong!"

A wise man never suffers a loss in front of him. Wait for the master to come back and give him some eye drops.

Several people quickly tied up the goblin in the cave with golden ropes.

Wukong recognized Red Boy as the boy from before, and subconsciously tied him up several times.

Sha Monk: "Big Brother, he is just a little demon child, there is no need to tie him up like a rice dumpling."

Wukong: "He who can become the king of the demons must be very powerful. Being careful can keep you safe for a thousand years."

Tang Shan, who was exploring the way ahead, encountered several groups of patrolling demons.

"Stop, what are you doing?"

"I am the Holy Infant King's brother, the Nervous King, also known as the Green Boy."

Little Demon: Huh? The king has an older brother? Why is he a monk?

Tang Shan silently took out a small green hat.

Once you are cuckolded, no one will love you.

"You can't be the Tang Monk that the king captured!"

"Hey, don't talk nonsense if you say you can eat anything you want. The king and the six strong men are eating Tang Sanzang's flesh right up front. Hurry up, or it will be gone!"

"Come on, come on, everyone, move forward. The Tang Monk's meat is in front. Come and eat it quickly!"

Endless streams of goblins pour out from behind.

Bajie: "Brother Monkey, my fingers are cramping."

Wukong shook the iron rod in his hand, "Do you still want to smoke now?"