Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Red Boy's forehead was bulging.

Clench your palms into fists.

Beating him is cruel, but not beating him is unbearable.

What a disgusting monk.

If I wasn't afraid of hurting it and affecting the quality of the meat, I would have given it a beating today.

"My king, look, ah!"

Red Boy punched the little demon in the face.

If I can't beat Tang Sanzang, I can't beat you either!

Come out and die!

I want to beat ten of them alone!

The little demon covered his face and ran away as if he had greased his feet.

Damn, he's going crazy again. It hurts so much. "Ouch."

He happened to run into Yunliwu, Wuliyun and other six strong men from Huoyun Cave not far away.

"Hey brothers, you are finally back."

"What's going on? Who did this little face fight with and lose again?"

"Hahaha……"

Xiao Yao: You are laughing so happily. Let’s see if you can laugh again later.

"The king is back, and wants you to go over and play with him."

The little demon concealed the cunning that flashed in his eyes and said, "Go ahead, run into the king's gun."

The six strong men had no suspicion and went to look for Red Boy with laughter.

Why are they called the Six Generals of Huoyun Cave?

Because the six of them were the only men in Huoyun Cave who were still healthy and well after suffering from Red Boy's pranks and beatings.

"Why hasn't anyone come in such a long time? Where have they all gone?"

Red Boy was furious, especially when he saw Tang Shan swaying in front of him with a very contented look on her face.

You damn monk, do you think this is your home?

Tang Shan took out a small electric fan and blew it on Red Boy's face without caring.

"Come, cool down. Do you feel the coolness seeping into the large pores on your face?"

Red Boy's anger was instantly attracted by the exquisite little fan in Tang Shan's hand.

"Where did this magic weapon come from? It's surprisingly practical."

Tang Shan: Wow, after all, he is an old baby who is more than a thousand years old, and he still loves these little gadgets.

"If you like it, I'll give it to you. Each of my apprentices has one."

I'm not bragging, I'm really nice to my apprentices.

Red Boy: "Are you all treated so well while seeking the scriptures?"

Just then, the six builders of Huoyun Cave arrived and surrounded them.

Yunliwu: "My lord, this thing is cool, but it's too small."

Wu Liyun: "Only one person can blow it, there are so many of you here."

Anxious: "If it could get bigger, wouldn't we all be cooler?"

As he said that, he handed the small fan to Kuai Rufeng.

"I thought it was something else, this is easy!"

It’s just a matter of replacing a big fan.

Red Boy was surprised and said, "How can a monk like you know the magic of growing bigger?"

Isn’t it said that Tang Seng is just a weak mortal who can only chant scriptures and is powerless?

Could it be that the news is wrong?

Tang Shan walked directly to Red Boy and placed her slender and well-proportioned fingers on his shoulders.

The rest of the people were stunned. It was over. This hand was going to be crippled.

She leaned down slightly, the corner of her mouth raised in a smug smile, "Be good, don't call me monk, call me brother."

Red Boy...

I want to chop his hands off right now!

Xing Hongxian quietly held his hand and said, "Your Majesty, why not see if he can transform first?"

Xian Hongxing held his other hand and said, "If it really works, Your Majesty won't have to endure the scorching heat in the future."

The main thing is that your brothers keep seeing you spitting fire every few days, and it's really hot.

Red Boy pursed his lips: Okay, for the sake of the electric fan, I'll bear it.

Tang Shan: Haha, get ready to be baptized by the technological trend.

"System, give me ten industrial-grade, super-large wind-powered, floor-standing, oscillating ox-horn fans!"

I can't blow you little goblins to death!

System: It’s my karma to have to deal with a crazy player like you.

"Come on, music!"

With a snap of the fingers, ten extra-large fans turned on at the same time.

Whoosh~ Whoosh~ Whoosh~

"Let the strong wind blow and blow forever~"

"Blow, blow, my pride and indulgence..."

"You are like a gust of wind, you blow past me and leave~"

Red Boy without his bellyband: Why is it so cold suddenly!

I looked down and saw where was my red mandarin duck bellyband?

(The bellyband was currently being used as a belt by a Buddhist zealot.)

The other little demons: What we want is a spring breeze, not a head-on gale!

The goblins' facial features were blown out to look unnatural.

Fortunately, they were not wearing wigs or dentures.

Red Boy clenched his fists and his eyes were bloodshot. His bellyband must have been taken away by Tang Seng and his gang.

As soon as he raised his fist, Tang Shan fell to the ground.

The fairies present: Huh?

Tang Shan covered her chest and coughed weakly.

"Your Majesty is so powerful! He knocked me down with just one punch."

A bald handsome man about 1.8 meters tall was lying on the ground, shouting in a delicate voice, "The king is so powerful."

Red Boy's face turned black: You will feel uncomfortable all day if I don't beat you. At worst, you can just endure it for a few days after the beating and then eat again.

Yunliwu quickly stopped him, "My lord, he can't withstand your punch. If he dies, it won't be a big deal."

Wu Liyun chimed in, "Let him reduce the wind of this magic weapon first, then it won't be too late to kill him."

Red Boy's fist was stopped in mid-air.

Okay, I'll tolerate you one more time.

Tang Shan quickly got up and turned the fan back from level 3 to level 1.

Now the goblins were finally satisfied.

Anxious: "My king, you can kill him now."

Tang Shan rolled her eyes: Even you are not as hasty as mere haste to destroy the bridge after crossing it.

The goblins surrounded her and sharpened their knives to attack Tang Shan.

"Wait!"

"Tang Monk, stop stalling, you will die today!"

Tang Shan patted the dust off her clothes and said, "I just want to tell you to hurry up. Those who are going to light the fire, light the fire, and those who are going to wash the pot, wash the pot."

I haven't had a hot bath in ages, so I need to take a good bath before Wukong comes.

Xian Hongxing laughed out loud, "This is the first time I've seen someone so anxious to reincarnate."

Tang Shan nodded. "Yes, yes, yes, whatever you say is right. Hurry up, or my apprentice will come and kill us and we won't be able to cook."

Red Boy slammed his palm on the table, "Am I afraid of that monkey?"

“No, that’s not what I meant.”

"Then I won't kill you yet. Wait for your good disciple to come and watch me cook and eat you."

Tang Shan...can you please listen to what I have to say?

Help! I don't have a habit of having people watching me take a shower!

The villain inside was hysterical, but his face remained as calm as an old dog.

"Calm down, my king. I have a unique drink that goes well with meat. I guarantee there's nothing better in the world."

Red Boy raised an eyebrow: "Can't even compare to the ones in the sky?"

"This is a 82 vintage produced by Tang Monk. It's not available anywhere else."

She took out a large bottle of iced Sprite and said, "Eating Tang Monk's meat with this will make you feel refreshed and happy!"

Red Boy: Are you seriously teaching me how to eat you?

Tang Shan poked Kuai Rufeng beside her and said, "Hurry up and light a fire and boil some water."

I want to take a shower and smell good.

"Come on, come on, good brother, it's all in this sip of '82 Sprite."

"Cheers~"

Outside the Fire Cloud Cave, the sun gradually sets.

"Ah!" Zhu Bajie gathered his clothes.

"Brother Monkey, I want to drink Coke."