Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Tang Shan took up horse stance.

Come on, feel my broad and warm back.

Let you, the problem child, regain the fatherly love that you lacked in your childhood.

Even though you are already a seven-year-old child who has lived for more than a thousand years.

Wukong: "Master, let me do it."

Your mortal body was instantly crushed into a meat patty.

Red Boy: Hehehe!

Tang Shan: "As a teacher, I decided to influence him with my friendly smile and strong arms!"

Wukong looked up in surprise: Are you crazy or am I crazy?

If this trick works, why would Guanyin call me here?

Sha Seng: Master is indeed a holy monk, he has such a broad vision.

Zhu Bajie: I am watching you talking nonsense seriously.

Without waiting for Red Boy to refuse, Tang Shan grabbed him and put him on her shoulder.

Red Boy: No!

No, are you carrying someone on your back or planning to shake him to death?

Red Boy felt pain in all his internal organs.

Wukong stayed by Tang Shan's side all the time, staring at him intently.

Fairy, let’s see what tricks you want to play.

Red Boy thought, this can't go on.

His soul left his body and went straight back to the Fire Cloud Cave in front of the stone cliff in the Withered Pine Stream.

When the little goblins in the cave saw their king coming back, they hurried forward to greet him.

"My king, I haven't seen you for a long time, but I have found new fun."

As long as you don't make fun of them, anything is fine.

When Red Boy raised his hand, the cave instantly turned into the residence of ordinary people.

All the little demons inside turned into servants.

Xiao Yao: Your Majesty, do you want to play house?

Isn’t it a bit late to start enjoying childhood fun after being over a thousand years old?

"Listen up! I'm going to bring some monks here. If you keep pretending, I'll skin you alive if you mess up."

After giving the instructions, he flew back to his original position with peace of mind.

Tang Shan, who was carrying someone: Huh? Why did it suddenly become lighter?

System: "How much lighter?"

"A dozen grams."

System: "Are you serious? Did he just fart?"

Tang Shan: "No, I heard that it is the weight of a soul."

System: "Sorry to bother you, goodbye!"

Tang Shan thought: Red Boy must have left his body and wondered what conspiracy he was planning.

In this case, the person on my shoulder is a vegetative person with temporary brain death!

Tang Shan squeezed harder and weighed it.

No response, confirmation completed.

Wukong: "Master, you can't kill him by squeezing him like this."

He swung the iron rod in his hand, and look, it took one blow to knock down the enemy.

Tang Shan refused: "No, I have my own style."

She placed Red Boy's body on a huge rock and touched it all over.

Wukong was stunned, "Are you planning to tickle him to death?"

After searching his entire body, he found a fire spear.

"Wow, that's too poor."

How can Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan be parents? They don’t even give any pocket money.

Wukong covered his face, unable to bear to watch.

"Huh? There's a red bellyband here."

Tang Shan pulled hard, and the whole red undergarment fluttered in the wind in an instant.

Zhu Bajie: "Master, you don't have that kind of habit, do you?"

That’s it. Boys should protect themselves when they go out.

Red Boy's spirit returned to its place, and he secretly glanced at the people around him.

He pretended to have just woken up and yawned, "Saint Monk, my home is not far from here. Please take me back."

Tang Shan smiled and said, "It's okay."

Anyway, I want to go to your house to see if there is anything valuable.

Red Boy said in embarrassment: "But your three disciples are ugly and they are threatening my family. It is better to let them wait here."

Haha, things will be much easier as long as we separate Tang Seng and Sun Wukong.

Wukong: So this is what the demon had in mind.

Bajie was the first to be unhappy, "You are ugly, your whole family is ugly, I was also handsome and suave in my time."

Wukong made a gesture, and Sha Seng immediately stepped forward, covered Bajie's mouth and dragged him away.

Noisy! I, the Monkey King, haven’t even gotten angry yet, and a pig is already yelling.

"Master, what do you think about this?"

If you say the word "go", I will ignore you.

Who would personally deliver food to someone's door?

My workload is like snatching food from a tiger's mouth. It's very tiring!

"Um, well, how about I just go for a bit?"

Wukong swung his stick a few times in frustration, "Alright, go ahead."

Be the sheep that leads the way into the tiger's den.

Go to the fairy cave and show off your friendly smile and strong arms.

Red Boy curled his lips, that's right.

Things went exceptionally smoothly.

"Big Brother, are you really confident that Master can go alone?"

Sha Seng frowned and looked at Tang Shan's gradually disappearing back. He always felt uneasy.

Zhu Bajie sat on the load to enjoy the cool air. "He wants to go on his own, how can we stop him?"

With his temper, if you try to stop him, you might get punched twice.

Besides, he insisted on going, so it’s not my fault if something goes wrong.

With those guys in the sky watching, nothing should happen.

After spending some time together, Bajie also became very conflicted.

At first, I was tired and wanted to break up quickly and go home to get married.

Now I secretly feel that it would be great to follow my master and obtain the true scriptures.

The monkey actually looks a lot better...

The white dragon horse turned into a human, "If you don't go, I will!"

"Stop!" Wukong shouted sternly.

"Master and I were just putting on a show for that demon."

Wukong blinked his big golden eyes and said in a playful tone.

"Wait until he lets his guard down, and then Master and I will work together to catch them all in one fell swoop."

"Wow even!"

Loyal fans Sha Seng and White Dragon Horse have stars in their eyes.

Master is so awesome.

Bajie: Using myself as bait, that's pretty smart of you.

"Brother Monkey, why don't you turn into a fly or a bee and follow them?"

He usually follows me like this, but this time he won't do that.

Wukong glanced at him sideways, his eyes full of pride.

"Master said he didn't want me to suffer, so you watch!"

He took out a tablet, which showed Tang Shan's constantly moving location.

Even the grass by the roadside can be seen clearly.

Bajie's glass heart was shattered.

"Why would you be so tired of turning into a fly? How could you have the heart to bear the burden of carrying heavy things over mountains and rivers?"

As he spoke, he felt really aggrieved and tears welled up in his eyes.

Sha Monk gently hugged him in his arms, "Second Brother, cry, we still have to carry the load and continue on our journey."

Woo woo woo... Bajie cried even louder.

"Holy Monk, the Fire Cloud Mansion ahead is my home."

Tang Shan looked in the direction his finger was pointing.

Oh wow, it looks pretty good.

Afraid that I wouldn't step through this door.

"boom!"

As soon as Tang Shan took a step forward, the door behind her was quickly closed.

"Hehehe, Tang Monk, you are mine now!"

Red Boy returned to his original appearance and became unruly and evil.

Tang Shan let out an affected "ah", held her head and covered her mouth, with disbelief, brokenness and tears in her eyes.

"Then you have to be gentle with me."