Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Here are Master's words: Accept him or me, it's up to you."

Guanyin's face turned pale, "You're just going to let Tang Sanzang do this?"

Please give him some advice.

Wukong? Didn't you tell me to listen to my master and not disobey him?

He even put a damn tight hoop on my head, which made it uncomfortable even when I was sleeping.

Now you mean I'm to blame?

"Master's orders must be obeyed."

You can't afford to offend both sides, so just fight among yourselves.

Guanyin: I thought you could temper your temper by following Tang Seng.

He turned out to be even crazier than you...

If he asks me to accept it, I will. Where is Guanyin’s face?

"Take Red Boy and leave quickly, or I'll cast the spell to tighten the hoop."

Wukong stood still, his lips slightly curled.

Guanyin: Could it be that he is scared silly?

"This is the note my master gave you. He said I can give it to you if you threaten my personal safety."

Guanyin was dumbfounded and slowly unfolded the note.

"Take Red Boy and let Wukong go, or I'll smash your jar."

Guanyin...

Tang Sanzang, you damn bastard!

Who on earth are you, the nemesis sent to mess with me?

Wukong winked at Red Boy and solved another problem.

After a short rest, the master and his disciples set out on their journey west again.

Without any trouble, we reached the next level.

This time it was not a few huge mountains, but a mighty Black Water River.

Tang Shan frowned, the water was so black that it was almost black.

Are there any relevant departments that can rectify the sanitation of this river?

Bajie put down his burden and looked around, "Master, there is no boat here, what should we do?"

Tang Shan: "Bajie, your duty is to solve problems for Master, not to embarrass Master with problems."

Bajie sneered, "I just think Master is smarter than me."

Sha Monk: "Master, this river is somewhat similar to my Quicksand River."

Tang Shan: As the person involved, how can you have the nerve to bring this up?

Indeed, there is no boat to cross the river, and the water is strange.

I'm afraid some unknown monster has been lurking under the river for a long time.

I remember there seemed to be a crocodile under the Black Water River.

Oh my god, that’s a big crocodile!

Suddenly, a small boat floated on the empty river, with a boatman who was over fifty years old on board.

Bajie said excitedly, "Master, you said there was no boat, and here it comes!"

Tang Shan: I have been very smart all my life. There is no way I can get on this pirate ship.

The boatman stopped in front of the master and his disciples and asked, "Do you want to cross the river?"

Bajie: "Boatman, you are kind-hearted. Please have mercy on us and take us across."

The boatman's gaze lingered on Tang Shan for a few seconds. "Sure, but my boat can only carry two at a time."

Tang Shan curled her lips: "Then we won't sit down."

The boatman was confused: "Huh? You're not going to take the ride?"

"Think carefully, you won't be able to get on this boat again once you cross this river."

Master and Apprentice...

Are you talking about bullshit literature?

Bajie: "Master, you should take a boat across the river. We can fly and swim, but you are the only one missing."

Tang Shan's eyes darkened. "Oh? Then should I apologize to you for holding you back?"

Bajie kept silent, piupiu, I told you not to talk too much.

Boatman: "Okay, don't beg me later."

He rowed the boat slowly. If I had rowed a few more meters, they would have stopped me.

One meter, two meters, five meters, ten meters.

Huh? They really don't want to sit?

He turned his head in confusion and saw Tang Shan carrying luggage into the helicopter.

Humph, are you laughing at me for not being able to fly?

Let you take a good look at how the wings of technology soar in the sky.

Boatman: Damn it, you’ve gone too far, I really don’t want to take the boat anymore.

Everything was ready, but then an old man suddenly appeared from somewhere.

Tang Shan quickly stopped the propeller of the plane to prevent him from being blown down and blackmailing me again.

"Great Sage, Holy Monk, please don't abandon me!"

"Kongkong, are they your relatives?"

Wukong: "I don't know him."

Lao Sha: "Master, let's first listen to what the old man has to say."

"I am the god of this Blackwater River. Two years ago, a crocodile dragon spirit arrived during high tide, occupied my mansion, and bullied the fish in the river. I was too old to resist, so I was driven to the shore to live a miserable life."

As he spoke, tears came to his eyes.

You must not fly away, otherwise I will have no home to return to.

Tang Shan: "Tsk tsk tsk, they don't even let go of an old man who's hundreds of years old, what a beast!"

Bajie shared the same hatred: "He is simply a scum among the goblins and a disgrace to the water tribe."

Then he whispered in Tang Shan's ear: "Master, I scolded him for you. You can't scold me anymore."

Tang Shan was speechless. You insult someone and still want to make conditions with me?

Lao Sha clasped his hands together and said, "Master, you are compassionate and would like to save this river god."

The river god knelt down very tactfully, his begging posture impeccable.

"So what do you want us to do? Cut him up and make you a limited edition crocodile leather bag?"

What color is the crocodile? If it looks good, I'd like to make one myself.

The River God said: "There's no need to go as far as skinning and dismembering him. He's the nephew of the Dragon King of the West Sea. Please ask the holy monk to send him back, and we'll let this matter go."

I'm just a small river god and can't afford to offend these big shots.

Tang Shan nodded and said, "I fully understand your concerns, but I never do business at a loss."

Bajie waved his hands repeatedly: "Master, although I am the Marshal of the Heavenly Peng who commands 100,000 heavenly soldiers in the Heavenly River, you also know that there is no water in the Heavenly River."

Tang Shan glanced at him sideways.

"Bajie, I understand that being greedy and lazy is your nature, but you were wrong to reject me from the beginning."

Wukong and White Dragon Horse grinned and laughed secretly.

Bajie: How about I say a few more words?

Lao Sha: "Master, please let me do it. I live in the river, so this little black water won't be a problem for me."

At this time, the crocodile monster lying in the water was getting impatient.

It’s not that Tang Seng and his disciples were going to cross the river, I had already ambushed them in the middle of the river.

Why is there no movement now?

The invitations have been sent out. It would be so embarrassing if we can't catch Tang Seng.

The boatman at this time: had sailed several hundred meters away.

Your Majesty, there is no need to wait for me. I am going on a long voyage tonight.

The crocodile dragon spirit relied on its dark body to blend into the black river water.

He swam quietly to the shallow water, with part of the crocodile's head emerging from the water.

A fragrant roast chicken swayed in front of him.

There is a line of small words on the chicken's head: I am Tang Sanzang.

Crocodile dragon spirit...

What good will it do you to irritate me?

He suddenly opened his bloody mouth and bit off the whole chicken, and showed off his famous skills, the three and a half death rolls!

"Good!" Tang Shan clapped excitedly on the shore.

This crocodile leather is actually black, it can be used to make many luxury goods...

"Bajie, I remember you often complaining about your shoes not being fancy enough, so I'm going to make you a pair of leather shoes today."

As soon as the words fell, a large splash appeared in the water.

The disciples looked horrified.

"Master, be careful!"