Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Master, wait for me!"

Tang Shan rode the horse in front, and Bajie chased her desperately from behind.

Really, he has become the new king of Pingdingshan. Instead of staying in the mountains to enjoy himself for a few days, he ran away early in the morning.

The scriptures are there whether you take them morning or night, and they won’t go away.

Zhu Bajie was full of complaints, and the straw sandals on his feet were almost on fire from rubbing against them.

"Master, how about I turn back into a dragon? It will be faster that way."

White Dragon Horse is always so considerate.

Tang Shan looked back at the dying Bajie and the tireless Sha Seng.

"It's better not to do that. I'll be scolded to death later."

Bajie: Who dares to have any objection to you? When you get ruthless, you won’t even take Tathagata seriously.

Wukong: "Master, you are not afraid that Taishang Laojun will cause trouble for you, are you?"

After all, I took away so many of his treasures and also learned his secrets.

He is notoriously petty and will definitely not give up.

Tang Shan: "Master, this is called playing hard to get. Learn from me."

As soon as he finished speaking, a strong male voice came from the horizon.

"Tang Sanzang, return my treasure to me."

Tang Shan: I’ll give you a big-headed ghost.

No one can take a dime from my pocket.

The master and his disciples all looked up and saw an old Taoist with an immortal look and a whisk in his hand standing on auspicious clouds.

There were two boys standing behind him. Judging from their clothes, one gold and one silver, it was not difficult to guess that they were Jinjiao and Yinjiao.

As soon as they saw Tang Shan, they waved their hands excitedly.

"Boss, we are going back to Tianshang to make fire. Pingdingshan is left to you."

"Huh? Me?" Tang Shan waved her hand. "I still have to go on a pilgrimage. It's not appropriate."

The main reason is that I have looted the entire mountain, so it has no value anymore.

Taishang Laojun gave them both a sidelong glance.

"I say it again, give me back my baby."

He looked down at Tang Seng and his disciples from above.

Tang Shan: Why do I feel like I am inferior to others?

"Xiaobai, restore your original appearance."

"Super invincible little white dragon, ultimate transformation!"

The shout was so awe-inspiring and full of passion.

Now, I can finally look at Laozi at eye level.

Jinjiao and Yinjiao were desperately giving thumbs up from behind.

The boss is handsome.

If the master wasn't here, he would just whistle.

"Baby? What baby?"

Tang Shan glanced down evilly, "Your baby is lost and you come to ask me, am I your nanny or your mother?"

Taishang Laojun choked, Guanyin would find such a person to go to the West to obtain the scriptures?

He speaks rudely, behaves strangely, and has no sense of propriety.

He doesn't look like a great monk at all.

Can drinking Mengpo soup bring out Jin Chanzi's second personality?

"Do you know who I am?" Taishang Laojun was so angry that he blew his beard and glared.

As the largest arms dealer and the number one drug dealer in Heaven, everyone who meets him has to be polite.

Tang Shan: "Kongkong, come here."

She whispered a few words, and Wukong's eyes moved around, first frowning slightly, and then smiling.

"I will complete the mission." He somersaulted into the sky.

"Tang Sanzang, are you listening to me?"

Tang Shan scratched her ears and said, "I didn't expect you to be so energetic at your age. You must have taken a lot of pills."

"All medicines are poisonous. Don't poison yourself to death while taking them."

"You, you, you..." Taishang Laojun was so angry that he was dumbfounded.

The whisk in his hand shook like a sieve.

Tang Shan didn't waste any time and took out the loudspeaker.

Press the switch, "Put away the washing machine, TV, refrigerator..."

Taishang Laojun...

"Oops, sorry, I adjusted it wrong. This is the correct one now."

After some tinkering, I finally got it done.

"Back then, I was the youngest and most beautiful woman among the nine-tailed foxes. Anyone who saw me would be unable to walk."

Taishang Laojun: This voice sounds familiar, nine-tailed fox...

"Later, a man came who claimed to be from Tushita Palace. As soon as he saw me... Then he made a fuss, and then he said the Golden Horn and Silver Horn were his..."

The sound was suddenly cut off.

Memories of the dead began to violently attack Taishang Laojun's pale brain.

His pupils trembled and his whole body was as stiff as a sculpture.

Golden Horn and Silver Horn: Huh?

Bajie and Sha Seng: When did Master record the audio?

"That's not true. Don't frame me!"

The Jade Emperor's lost consciousness finally returned.

Tang Shan took her time. "How could your fire-burning boy steal so many of your treasures and escape to the mortal world? How did they know where your treasures were? How did they steal them? And how do they know how to use them?"

Is there no one guarding Taishang Laojun’s warehouse?

When you come to the earth, can you just tilt your head and jump to your destination?

Can the spell of the treasure be told to others casually?

His eyes flickered and he was speechless.

You can't tell Tang Seng that it was because Guanyin begged him several times that he was willing to release the two boys to serve as NPCs in the disaster.

This treasure was also lent to Jinjiao and Yinjiao by Guanyin in order to increase the strength of the level.

But you can't say these things to anyone.

He was like a dumb person eating bitter herbs, unable to express his pain.

"Even if they succeeded by chance the first two times, why did they dominate Pingding Mountain? Right next door is the Nine-Tailed Fox's Yalong Mountain."

Tang Shan raised her eyebrows slightly and said, "Try it, try it carefully."

If you had nothing to hide, you wouldn't be sitting there like a quail, silent and cowardly.

"It's obvious that the Golden Horn and Silver Horn gangs are committing crimes in an orderly and purposeful manner. Their godmother, the Nine-Tailed Fox, is here to support them."

"And you, you didn't punish the fairy children when they made mistakes, and you rushed to pick them up because you were afraid I might hurt them. What's your intention? Where's your innocence?"

Golden Horn and Silver Horn: Nani! Could it be that we are really...

Sha Seng clapped his hands vigorously, "Master, you are great!"

Zhu Bajie covered his feet with his hands and put on a mask of pain. Damn Lao Sha, he actually threw the burden directly on his feet!

The Jade Emperor looked up at the sky and said: Please, Heaven, distinguish between loyalty and treachery!

I just gave the Nine-tailed Fox a transformation pill back then. She was grateful to me, so she helped the two boys to complete this disaster.

How could she turn around and confuse right and wrong and frame me like this with Tang Seng?

"These are just your guesses. I can sue you for defamation!"

Anyway, he has Guanyin as a witness.

Tang Shan looked down at her watch and estimated that it was about time.

She curled her lips and asked, "Guess what Wukong did just now?"

Taishang Laojun frowned, "What's going on?"

"I asked him to move your underwear, pillows, and quilts to Yalong Cave."

Tang Shan showed a brilliant smile, "Hey, now we have evidence."

"Puff~" Taishang Laojun suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood, covered his chest and fainted.

"Hey, you two, hurry up and send the old man back, or he'll wake up and blackmail me again."

Jinjiao and Yinjiao hurriedly supported Taishang Laojun and rode away on a cloud.

At this time, he didn't know that all his pills had been taken away by Wukong.

"Master, did that old nine-tailed fox woman really tell you that yesterday?"

Zhu Bajie approached Tang Shan in a frivolous manner and said, "I only found out about this big gossip now."

"No, that one was fake."

She synthesized the audio using high-tech means overnight.

"Then how dare you?" Zhu Bajie paused, as if there was really nothing that his master dared not do.

"High-end gambling is all about psychological warfare."

Apprentice: Wow, Master is so cool!