Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

When Sha Seng saw that his master and senior brothers had introduced themselves, he was about to open his mouth.

"You don't have to."

Jinjiao rubbed his eyebrows and said helplessly.

At this moment, he really wanted to escape.

I feel like I've provoked a bunch of psychopaths.

Tang Shan directly used her ghost-talking skills to the fullest.

"What a coincidence! I also have a gourd."

She frantically called the system in her mind, "Give me a magic gourd like the Seven Gourd Boys."

System: Do you know how outrageous your request is?

To get something, I have to go into other books to get it. It’s so troublesome.

"Hurry up and go to the seven gourd brothers and an old man next door to borrow a gourd and return it in a while."

Take advantage of the opportunity when the system goes to other systems to grab the gourd.

Tang Shan began to make up the story of the magic gourd.

"Legend has it that there was a mountain called Kunlun, and on the mountain stood a gourd tree, with two gourds growing on it."

"Taishang Laojun picked one of them and made it into a purple-gold-red gourd."

"The other one is in my hand, it's called the Treasure Gourd."

Zhu Bajie: "Brother Monkey, Master really has such a powerful treasure? Why didn't you take it out earlier?"

I spent half an hour lying in the steamer for nothing.

Wukong: "Just keep watching and you'll know if there is any."

The system's limping voice came: "Hiss~ I got the things for you. Don't bother me these few days if you have nothing to do."

The other systems refused to let it take the magic gourd away, and it had to fight hard to get it.

Now it has to go back to the factory for repairs.

Jinjiao and Yinjiao looked suspiciously at the purple gold gourd in their hands and the treasure gourd in Tang Shan's hand.

I've never heard my master mention that there is another one before.

"The gourds in your hands are far inferior to mine."

Godmother Nine-tailed Fox hurriedly asked: "What do you mean?"

The two silly sons don't have much magical power, and usually they rely on the magic weapons stolen from Taishang Laojun to be the king of this mountain.

What should I do if I can’t even defeat others with my magic weapon?

Looking at those pairs of eyes that are eager for knowledge and extremely gossipy.

Tang Shan cleared her throat and said, "Your gourd has too many bugs. What if you don't know the enemy's name? What if they don't respond to you?"

"Right, this gourd's attacking abilities can't be used at all. It's completely useless."

Jinjiao and Yinjiao nodded as they listened. Yes, this is the current situation.

"Mine is different." Tang Shan raised the magic gourd in her hand.

"As long as I point the mouth of my bottle at someone, they can suck it in immediately."

"Wow~" There was a burst of surprised shouts.

This is simply the plus version of the Purple Gold Gourd, with many upgraded and improved functions.

At this time, the clever Yinjiao began to think about how to get the treasure.

"If you are willing to hand over the treasure to me, I will let you and your disciples leave."

Once we get the things, we have the final say on what to do with them, hehe.

"Master, you absolutely cannot agree to this."

"That's right, I think these two guys are upset."

"In my opinion, just use your magic gourd to capture them all."

Tang Shan gave her disciples a reassuring look.

"Master understands your anxious and restless mood very well. Don't worry, everything is under the control of Master."

"You can have the gourd, but you have to exchange it."

Jinjiao and Yinjiao looked at each other. Anyway, the gourd had no effect on Tang Seng and his companions.

So the two groups reached an agreement to exchange gourds.

"Brother, quickly catch them all."

Yinjiao was very proud, afraid that others didn't know that he had just changed to a new gourd.

Zhu Bajie: It’s over, my life is really in danger now.

Jinjiao raised the treasure gourd and said, "Everyone, come in."

……

Tang Shan hugged the purple gold gourd and was trying to hold back her laughter until she was about to explode.

I have received professional training and will never laugh unless I can't help it.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Golden Horn, Silver Horn, Nine-tailed Fox and a group of little demons looked at her as if she were a monster.

"I'm sorry, everyone. I couldn't help myself. It's my fault. I'm sorry."

Zhu Bajie slightly blocked Tang Shan's way.

"Master, can you please restrain yourself? We are still in someone else's territory."

If you want to laugh, wait until you get out and laugh enough.

"Um, I forgot to tell you, this gourd needs to be unlocked with a fingerprint."

"I accidentally locked my fingerprint when I took it just now. I'm really sorry, my two kings."

Jinjiao and Yinjiao were both very upset. Just saying sorry would solve the problem?

Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng and others patted their chests after surviving the disaster.

It was so scary that I almost thought my master had really gone crazy.

Now it was Tang Shan's turn. She quietly raised the purple gold gourd.

"King of the Golden Horn, King of the Silver Horn."

"Hey~" the two responded in unison.

With a whoosh, it was sucked directly into the gourd.

Normally they were the only ones who used the gourd to carry other people's portions, but today they were completely defenseless and were sucked into the gourd.

"My son!" The nine-tailed fox stood up anxiously and pounced on Tang Shan.

Wukong was afraid that she would hurt his master, so he was about to hit her with an iron rod.

Tang Shan quickly stopped him, "You're old, and I've arrested two of your sons. It's inevitable that you'll be emotional."

Unexpectedly, the old lady Nine-tailed Fox fell down on the spot.

"Ouch, my waist, my legs, my butt~"

She lay on the ground wailing loudly.

Wukong and the others were confused because no one had touched her just now.

Tang Shan: The thing I was most worried about happened.

I encountered a scammer!

"If you don't release my son, I will tell everyone that you, Tang Sanzang and your disciples, have no regard for the lives of the living and have committed murder without restraint, not even sparing an old woman like me!"

Tang Shan: Grandma, just be content. In the original book, you were beaten to death by Wukong with just one stick.

Disciple: Master, you are not being soft-hearted.

Seeing that coercion didn't work, the nine-tailed fox could only resort to bribery.

"As long as you are willing to let go, I will give you all the treasures in my cave."

"What!" Tang Shan's eyes lit up. Why didn't I think of this?

Wukong and his companions covered their faces, as the master was sure that he could not bear the temptation.

Tang Shan held her chin and pretended to weigh the pros and cons. After thinking for a few seconds, she agreed with great embarrassment.

The surprise, confusion, helplessness and compassion in his eyes were revealed one after another.

Zhu Bajie: It would be a shame not to give you the Best Actor award.

"Godmother, I'm so scared..."

"A child with a mother is like a treasure..."

Tang Shan and her apprentice: Is it real crying or fake crying? Is it that serious?

It was the first time I saw a fairy cry. She looked so pitiful.

Tang Shan's gossip spirit ignited again, "What about your father?"

The crying stopped suddenly.