Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

The Tushita Palace was in a mess, with the floor full of litter and a room full of empty bottles.

"Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, you are going too far!"

Bang! Taishang Laojun was once again irritated and fell unconscious.

The dog (Xiaotian Dog) passing by the door said, "It's been a long time since I saw Laojun so angry."

It must be the monkey’s doing again. I have to go back and tell the owner.

The master and his disciples crossed the 600-li Pingding Mountain and headed west until they entered a deep mountain.

Tang Shan: There is always a mountain higher than the other. Did my mother change my name to the wrong one?

I have an irreconcilable feud with all the mountains in Journey to the West!

"Master, there is a temple ahead. Let's rest here tonight."

Looking up, I saw Baolin Temple, a chain hotel for monks.

Finally, I don’t have to sleep in a tent tonight.

Tang Shan dismounted and prepared to knock on the door.

"Hey Master, let me handle this kind of trivial matter."

"Yes, yes, it's time for him to get some work done. He's been idling around all day."

Zhu Bajie put down his burden and rubbed his aching shoulders.

"Bang, bang, bang, stay!"

Wukong knocked on the door knocker and shouted loudly.

Thump thump thump (the sound of small footsteps)

Zhiya (the heavy wooden door was pushed open)

"Oh my god!" the little monk exclaimed.

Bang! The door was quickly closed.

"There's a monster outside the door!"

Wukong's smiling face, which was about to raise his hand to greet, froze in an instant.

What does this mean?

Zhu Bajie was laughing so hard that he fell down.

"Brother Monkey, if you don't know what's going on, why don't you ask Master for a mirror to look at yourself? You've scared people away."

Sha Seng pursed his lower lip, looking as if he was trying to suppress a laugh.

Tang Shan: "Why don't I go?"

"No, whoever laughs the loudest goes!"

Wukong stared at Zhu Bajie and said, "I don't believe I can be uglier than you."

"Just go, no one is afraid of whom."

Zhu Bajie raised his hand to straighten his clothes and fiddle with his bangs before knocking on the door again.

"Bang, bang, bang, bang."

This time the wooden door opened a crack extremely slowly.

Bajie said politely, "We would like to borrow your precious land."

"Mamma Mia, the pig head is talking."

The door closed again.

"Whoosh~" A breeze blew by, leaving only loneliness on the ground.

"Hahahaha... idiot" Goku burst into laughter.

Bajie returned with his head hung low, "They are all a bunch of vulgar and superficial people. You can't judge a person by his appearance."

Sha Seng silently comforted him, "Second Brother, although you are ugly, I know you are not a bad person."

Tang Shan nodded in approval.

Bajie: Thank you, I’m not comforted at all.

I even felt like I was stabbed in the heart again.

Tang Shan said seriously, "Well, appearance is just superficial, the most important thing is inner beauty."

Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Shan's handsome face carefully.

It turns out you're not ugly, that's why you can speak so easily.

Sha Monk: "Looks like I have to go."

Wukong and Bajie: How much better are you than us?

Who gives you the confidence and courage?

Tang Shan said politely, "If you don't want us to continue sleeping in the ravine, then let me go."

The third time he knocked on the door, "Little monk, please open the door."

"I am your most beloved Tang Sanzang~"

Wukong's heart finally died down.

Why do I place my hopes on my master?

Zhu Bajie: I feel like you’re not as good as me.

Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse looked at each other in surprise.

Sha Seng: Xiaobai, why don’t you go first?

There was complete silence inside.

A group of young monks hugged their thighs and trembled.

"Don't open the door!"

"It's over, the monster is relying on us."

"That door doesn't seem to be able to stop monsters..."

A word to awaken the dreamer.

Dozens of young monks worked together to move the statues of the Dragon-Subduing Arhat and the Tiger-Subduing Arhat to the gate to block them.

Tang Shan completely lost her patience.

She silently put on a pair of powerful gloves, and in a second installed the Kirin Arm, instantly possessing infinite power.

She turned around swiftly and took the golden cudgel out of Wukong's ear.

"Master, be gentle."

The enlarged golden cudgel weighed 13,500 kilograms and was wielded with great power in Tang Shan's hands.

A set of dog-beating stick techniques is smooth and flowing.

A stick opened the sky gate, "boom~"

With a loud bang, the door was split in half.

The Arhat at the top of the door flew out and was smashed to pieces.

The apprentices’ mouths are so big that they can hold several breaths of northwest wind.

Is this their master?

It was so scary. Fortunately, the iron rod didn't hit their heads.

Tang Shan walked into the gate holding an iron rod, looking majestic and domineering.

A strong wind blew up Tang Shan's monk robe.

The young monk thought it was an evil wind and quickly knelt down and begged for mercy.

Zhu Bajie chuckled and flattered him, "Master, you can even call the wind and rain."

Tang Shan threw the iron rod back into Wukong's hand and glanced at Zhu Ba.

Pointing to the sky, he said, "See those dark clouds? It's going to rain heavily. That was a draft just now."

I am a great monk, so why do I need to make such a fancy appearance?

At this moment, the abbot of Baolin Temple walked out from the backyard.

I saw the arhats shattered on the ground and the disciples kneeling in a crowd.

"What a monster!"

The louder he spoke, the more timid he became when he saw Wukong, Bajie and the others.

His legs went weak and he couldn't speak clearly.

"Sir, what brings you here? What brings you here?"

Tang Shan was about to speak when the dragon-subduing and tiger-taming statue outside the door flashed with golden light.

Two golden phantoms floated in the air, glaring angrily.

"Who destroyed my golden body?"

The abbot immediately felt that he was fine again.

"God, help us! It's these monsters that suddenly broke in and wreaked havoc."

"It doesn't matter if you beat us to death, but the problem is that you two will have fewer people offering incense to you."

He never mentions himself in every sentence, and every sentence is beneficial to himself.

Concise and to the point, it's a top-notch old green tea.

When Jiang Long Fu Hu heard this, he was shocked.

Wukong stood in front, "I did it all, come to me if you have any problems."

Tang Shan: I was fascinated by a monkey and felt a little touched. What should I do?

Zhu Bajie: He’s been tricked again.

"Hey, hey, they admitted it themselves." The abbot pointed at them excitedly.

The two men's eyes met Tang Shan's, "It's you!"

Tang Shan raised her eyebrows. It was a meeting with acquaintances, so this would be much simpler.

"I said this is just a misunderstanding, do you believe it?"

You'd better believe it, because you have to believe it even if you don't.

After all it is true.

Jiang Long and Fu Hu looked at the golden statue that was broken into pieces.

"Hey, it's no big deal. If it breaks, just build another one."

"That's right, how can we let such a small matter hinder the development of our deep friendship."

The abbot's arrogant look immediately turned into a wilted look.

The forced smile on that face was uglier than crying.

"Brothers, I was wrong."