Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

I never thought that one day I would fail to meet someone in person because I was too handsome.

"Just take me back. Look at me, I have delicate skin and tender flesh. I look delicious."

Tang Shan begged desperately, almost kneeling down to hug his thighs.

Xiao Yao: Is this person seriously ill?

Tang Shan used her trump card: "Buy one, get four free. Capture one of my disciples, and all four of my disciples will be given away for free."

I just don't believe that you wouldn't be tempted by such a great bargain.

Disciples: Master, what do you take us for?

Have you ever considered our feelings?

A little demon pushed Tang Shan away irritably, "Our king eats high-end ingredients, and only delicacies like Tang Monk's are worthy of his attention."

"Brother, stop talking nonsense to him. We still have to hurry and find Tang Monk."

Tang Shan: There was a moment when I felt like a dog who couldn’t get the love he wanted. Even if the love was offered to him, no one would accept it.

Zhu Bajie said, "Master, let's leave now before the demon finds us."

I can pass a difficulty without fighting, so this deal is not a loss.

Tang Shan waved her hands in despair and said, "Whatever. It doesn't matter."

"Wait a minute, this painting looks a bit like this."

The two little demons looked at Zhu Bajie suspiciously.

Lustful eyes and a wide, big nose are what makes a person flat.

The protruding mouth and buck teeth are quite similar, and their skin is also bad.

"But this one clearly looks like a pig."

"The king didn't say that Tang Sanzang couldn't look like a pig."

"That makes sense. It's better to catch someone by mistake than to let him go."

Tang Shan, who was eavesdropping, said: Why didn't you say this to me?

A naked appearance association, this is prejudice!

"No, what are you two doing?"

If you want to catch someone, just catch the master, why catch me?

"Master, Monkey, help!"

Zhu Bajie had his hands and feet tied and was about to be carried away.

Tang Shan stopped Sha Seng and Wukong with a determined look on her face, with Bajie in her eyes. "Go with peace of mind."

Master, if you do this you will lose my...

"Wait a moment!"

Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, and I knew that Master would not treat me like this!

"My two demon brothers, I am not very talented, but I do know a little bit about cooking. Why don't you take us back with you and help us?"

Bang! There was a sound of something breaking softly.

Zhu Bajie closed his eyes in despair. He had no one to trust in this life, so he could only wait for the next life...

Sha Monk leaned over to Tang Shan and whispered, "Master, is it not a good idea for us to do this?"

This is really hurtful to Second Brother.

"How about you go instead?"

Bajie's eyes suddenly opened again, as if he saw a ray of hope before dying.

Lao Sha, you are still the best to me.

"Hey, I don't want me either."

Sha Seng touched his nose and retreated awkwardly.

Phew~ I scared the baby to death. I’d better stop interfering in other people’s business from now on.

Zhu Bajie closed his eyes again, his feelings were ultimately misplaced.

"Alright, follow me. If the king is happy, he might take you in as his subordinates."

"Hey, I'll let you go crazy." Wukong picked up the iron rod and wanted to fight.

I, the great Monkey King Sun Wukong, want to be someone else's little brother. What a pipe dream.

Bajie's big ears shook a few times, and Monkey King, hurry up and hit him.

You are my only hope. I can’t count on the White Dragon Horse.

Tang Shan stopped him, "A little impatience can ruin a big plan. Once you find their lair, you can beat them up as much as you want."

Zhu Bajie: I must die today, right?

If I had known this would happen, I would rather have been a happy pig in Gao Laozhuang.

"Your Majesty, we have captured Tang Monk! Your Majesty?"

"Where is the king?"

As soon as the two little demons arrived at the entrance of the Lotus Cave, they started to take credit.

"The two kings went to Yalong Cave on Yalong Mountain to ask for Godmother."

When the two little demons heard this, they thought the king was quite fast.

In this case, they quickly ordered the servants to light a fire and boil water, intending to steam Bajie.

"Master, weren't you yelling for them to bring you back just now? Why are you covering half your face with a handkerchief when you get there?"

Zhu Bajie was tied to a pillar, but at this moment he was still in the mood to pay attention to this.

Tang Shan: I came here for the treasure in the cave, not to be eaten by people.

Now that we've arrived, there's no need to create unnecessary complications.

"Zhu Ba, you have thick skin and flesh. Even if you steam it, it will take a long time to cook."

"Kongkong Laosha and I will go find the treasure first, and then come back to save you."

Zhu Bajie was stunned for two seconds, "Are you sure you will come back?"

Why do I feel like you guys just pat your butts and leave after getting the things?

"Of course, you are my most beloved disciple. I only believe that you can complete such a difficult task."

Tang Shan blinked her big, sincere eyes, and it was hard to doubt that she was speaking against her will.

Zhu Bajie: I am your most beloved disciple, how could you bear to let me get hurt?

"Master, you can let the eldest brother become me, and then I will accompany you to find the treasure, wouldn't it be better?"

Tang Shan: Pigs have grown brains now and are not easy to fool.

"Your senior brother is so skinny that he'll be cooked as soon as the steam comes up."

"Then Lao Sha should be fine, right?" Zhu Bajie said unwillingly.

"Zhu Ba, someone in our team has to be wronged, so why can't it be you?"

Zhu Bajie: Master, you finally spoke your mind.

I'm just here to make up the numbers.

"Brother, look! There are auspicious clouds pressing down on the entrance to our cave!"

King Jinjiao laughed so hard that his eyes became slits.

The two were on their way to Yalong Cave.

"Brother, how can you still laugh? Maybe the Heavenly Court has sent troops to encircle and suppress us."

"Hey, we have a backer, what are we afraid of!"

The Golden Horn King explained, "This auspicious cloud pressing down overhead indicates that Tang Sanzang has most likely been captured by our people."

The Silver Horn King was overjoyed, "In that case, we must quickly fetch our godmother so we can enjoy Tang Sanzang's flesh together."

The two of them were so anxious that they couldn't wait to go back.

"Yes, yes, wash it more often, so it's clean and hygienic, brothers."

Tang Shan put her hands on her hips and directed the little demons in the cave to make a fire and prepare ingredients.

"Who is this monk? Why is he acting like the boss?"

"I heard it was the chef who came back with us from outside."

"This thing is too big, it's hard to handle."

"How about splitting it in half and making different flavors for each?"

Zhu Bajie was sweating profusely and terrified when he heard this.

The first time I listened so attentively was when someone was discussing how to eat me.

"Why is my life so miserable~"

Tang Shan: That won’t do. How can I complete the mission if Bajie dies?

She laughed and said, “High-end ingredients often require only the simplest cooking methods.”

"It must be steamed whole to keep the meat tender and original flavor..."

The little demon was drooling when he heard that.

"Master, you must come back in time, otherwise you will only see a burning pig."

Tang Shan patted Bajie's hand and comforted him, "I'll try my best."

After all, we don’t know where the treasure is hidden, so it will take some time to find it.

Zhu Bajie: What does "try your best" mean?

What you said is foolproof...