Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Greetings, Your Majesty, and Your Majesty, we have already put Tang Sanzang in the steamer."

Jinjiao was overjoyed, "Oh, let me take a look."

When he opened the steamer, he saw Zhu Bajie, whose skin had been scrubbed to a translucent white, looking into his eyes.

Bajie: It’s over, my body is suddenly exposed.

What should I say to ease the awkward atmosphere?

"Hi? Hello?" He smiled awkwardly and waved his hand.

I've said hello in a friendly way, but please don't cause me any trouble.

Golden Horn...

"Are you blind? This is Tang Sanzang's disciple Zhu Bajie!"

The little demon's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that what the monk said just now was true?

He is the real Tang Monk.

Tang Shan: I told you not to believe me, now you must be regretting it.

"Don't worry, my king. We have also brought back the monk that the pig-head followed."

Jinjiao hurriedly asked where it was.

At this time, Tang Shan, Wukong and others were stealthily searching every nook and cranny in the cave.

Here, no. There, no.

I looked to the other side, but still nothing.

"Master, what are you looking for?"

The White Dragon Horse considerately handed over a pot of water, and seemed to be in a hurry.

"A purple-gold red gourd, a mutton-fat jade bottle, a palm-leaf fan, and a seven-star sword, etc."

There is also a golden rope, but it is not here.

Wukong and the others looked at each other in bewilderment. Master must have known this too clearly.

It's like a treasure radar tracker.

"Master, how do you know?" Wukong asked curiously.

"I, your master, know everything. How about it? Aren't you glad that you've chosen the right person?"

Wukong: Uh, when will you change your habit of bragging when you disagree with something?

"Then tell me, what color base layer am I wearing today?"

I don't believe you can still have X-ray vision.

"You're not wearing anything at all." Tang Shan glanced at Wukong, a hint of triumphant smile flashing in her eyes.

"Ah! You hooligan!" Wukong covered his body tightly.

Whoosh, he flashed to the front.

It’s over, I’m not clean anymore…

Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse stood there in a daze.

What did they just hear?

I hope Big Brother won't kill them on a dark and windy night...

"Hey, who are you guys? You look unfamiliar."

Two patrolling little demons came towards us.

His scrutinizing gaze lingered on several people.

Tang Shan turned around calmly, took out a large stainless steel headband from her pocket and put it on her head.

It is decorated with two lifelike stainless steel sheep horns.

Once you wear a headband, no one will love you.

It's time to show off your acting skills.

"I am King Steelhorn, your king's elder brother."

"These are my two followers, Lao Sha and Xiao Bai."

"When I heard that you had captured Tang Sanzang, my two younger brothers invited me to come and share in the immortality."

Tang Shan was very dignified and spoke slowly and logically.

There was no panic at all about being caught red-handed.

"Puchi!" Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse hid behind him and tried their best to hold back their laughter.

Master looks like a refined version of the Bull Demon King.

It’s a pity that the eldest brother disappeared somewhere, so I missed the chance to see him.

The little demons were suspicious, as they had never heard the king say that there was an older brother up there.

But the horns on the head are sparkling and don’t look fake.

Tang Shan: Thanks to modern advanced technology that can make fakes look real.

"I guess they don't dare to cheat here."

"I heard that the king's godmother is here too. Bring her over and ask her."

"Let's treat them well for now. If it's true, we can get a promotion."

The little demons made up their minds and immediately put on fawning faces.

"You guys are really smart. I just arrived at this treasure land and don't know the way. How about you show me around this cave?"

"I'll do it, I'll do it!" The little demon raised his hand hurriedly.

"No hurry, I've always been fair. I'll follow whoever knows which place has the most treasures."

Hehe, how come I am so smart.

Instead of rummaging around by yourself, it’s better to find someone you know to help you out.

"I know, I know. King Jinjiao has a pair of red-tasseled spears made of pure gold hidden under his bed."

"Wow~" Tang Shan exclaimed, "This is good, this is good."

"That's nothing. There's a palm-leaf fan under the Silver Horn King's pillow."

"And, there's more. The room at the end is filled with dozens of large boxes of gold, silver, and jewelry that the king brought back over the years."

Tang Shan nodded in satisfaction, "Okay, okay, don't tell anyone else what I said today, or else it will be stolen by thieves."

In this way, Tang Shan, Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse followed the little demon to the place where the treasure was hidden.

Wukong was wandering around the cave alone.

I was in such a hurry just now that I didn't know the way, and now I can't find my way back.

The King of Golden Horn and the King of Silver Horn learned that Tang Monk was still in the cave.

They took two teams and started a carpet search.

Just then, the Silver Horn Squad happened to meet the bored Wukong.

"It's you!" the Silver Horn King said sternly.

Goku pointed at himself, "Is it me?"

Could this monster be an old acquaintance? But the only friend of mine with horns on his head is the Bull Demon King.

Could it be that he recognized the wrong person?

My face is not popular...

The Silver Horned King saw Wukong's innocent yet puzzled expression.

After not seeing him for hundreds of years, this Bi Ma Wen has actually learned to pretend to be innocent.

Back then, he caused a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and overturned his master's alchemy furnace.

My brother and I had to work overtime day and night to refine the elixir using the gold and silver furnaces.

The hatred for overtime work and staying up late will never be forgotten.

Wukong: There is murderous intent!

King Silver Horn immediately took out the purple-gold-red gourd from his waist.

Kouzi raised his hand high up and pointed it at Wukong, shouting, "Sun Wukong, if I call you, will you answer me?"

The little demon behind him: Wow~ The king is going to use his most powerful magic weapon.

"My king, my king, I am crazy about you."

"Great King, Great King, the most crazy on earth."

Wukong was speechless and held his forehead. How could there still be such brainless fans...

"Sun Wukong, do you agree or not?"

The water was still and the river was flowing, and Wukong's brows furrowed even more tightly.

Yinjiao's defense was broken. He hugged Hulu and said aggrievedly: "I called you so many times, why didn't you answer?"

With just a sound, I can take you in and go back to eat Tang Monk's flesh in peace.

Why can't you even satisfy such a small request of mine? You have such a cruel heart.

Wukong: "Master said we can't talk to strangers casually."

Besides, if you don’t love someone, you don’t need to respond to every word they say.

The corners of the Silver Horn King's mouth twitched.

What on earth did Tang Sanzang teach the monkeys?

"Just answer it, please."

Wukong: What a perverted request.

I thought I was cute just because I had two horns.

She's still acting like a spoiled child even at her old age.

Forget it, finding a master is more important.

"I'm so annoyed, go ahead and shout."

The Silver Horn King kicked the ground and raised the gourd, "Sun Wukong!"