Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Wukong, whose monkey head was exposed at the bottom of the mountain, felt an itch in his nostrils, "Ah~"

"Who is behind this, Old Sun?"

The strong wind blew past, and the fallen leaves directly covered the entire monkey's head.

Only two nostrils were still breathing.

"Haha, if you have the guts, block my nostrils too!"

Sun Wukong sneered.

Feng: Hmm? You still have such a request?

A scorpion crawled over his head.

A fallen leaf just blocked his nostrils.

Sun Wukong was silent...

The land god who was secretly responsible for guarding Wuzhi Mountain also fell silent...

At this time, a regular sound of horse hooves came from the mountain.

Wukong yelled like crazy, "Master~"

He simply filled his mouth with fallen leaves.

His voice was already hoarse and dry, and he suddenly choked, causing him to cough repeatedly.

The entire Five Finger Mountain shook violently.

"earthquake?"

Tang Shan acted decisively, grabbed the bundle, and covered her head with the cassock.

"Gee!" He whipped the horse hard, "Charge!"

The white horse immediately accelerated and ran over the hill, galloping to the other side.

Tang Shan's back in the sunshine is determined and she is leaving the others far behind.

Wukong was dumbfounded until the sound of horse hooves could no longer be heard.

"Land, come out!"

"Come on, come on, what do you want, Great Sage?"

The God of Land was servile, covered in dust and looked very nervous.

This naughty monkey is not just waiting for the pilgrim to seek the scriptures, what does he want to do?

Sigh, I thought staying here was an easy job, but who would have thought...

The God of Land looked worried and regretful.

It seems that this regular job is not easy to do.

Sun Wukong said angrily: "Hurry up and bring my master back, otherwise I will not forgive you!"

The master ran away, who will rescue him from the Five Finger Mountain?

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva did not even send more people to ensure safety.

Obtaining the scriptures is so important, how can we do it without a backup plan?

Wukong muttered in dissatisfaction.

The God of Land tried his best to open his cloudy eyes which were blurred by old age.

Standing on tiptoe to look, there is not even a speck of dust to be seen. The people have disappeared long ago.

Despite this, he didn't dare tell the truth.

"Don't worry, Great Sage. I will go and get the holy monk back right away."

Wukong gave him a bite.

"This mountain is not pressing on you, so you don't have to worry."

For five hundred years, his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys have been pressed together.

Blowing the wind and sun, drinking water from the sky, chewing weeds...

Hundreds of years of blood and tears!

The God of Land looked at the madness in Wukong's eyes that was about to stir.

He always turns evil and is really hard to deal with.

He smiled flatteringly and said, "Look at my mouth, I can't say anything nice."

"I will capture Tang Seng immediately," he quickly changed his words after realizing that something was wrong.

"Please come, please come."

After saying that, he dived into the ground as if he had greased his feet.

Wukong glanced at the half of the shoe lying on the ground.

There's no need to be so anxious...

"Holy monk~"

"Holy monk~"

A human head emerged from the land god's body and kept shouting loudly around.

"Come back soon~"

Just at that moment, a pair of horse's front hooves were tripped by a human head on the ground.

When everyone was falling, Tang Shan jumped up and supported herself on the ground with one hand.

A smooth backflip landed perfectly.

The God of Land opened his mouth into an O shape.

This, this, this, are you sure this is the Tang Monk who is so weak that he can't even tie a chicken and can't take care of himself?

Tang Shan landed and immediately checked the gold in her pocket.

Fortunately, none of them fell.

The Earth God was not surprised and hurried forward and said: "Holy monk, I am..."

Tang Shan raised her eyelids and said, "You are the God of Land, and I am the one seeking scriptures."

She spoke the secret code with a blank expression.

He turned around and was about to leave.

"Why are you standing there? Hurry up and leave."

Dear Kong Kong is still waiting for me to save her.

Tang Shan was secretly complaining in her heart.

If it weren't for the sudden earthquake just now, he would have met Wukong by now.

The words of the God of Land were stuck in his throat.

He followed Tang Shan with a complicated look in his eyes.

Did I find the wrong person?

Maybe this is just a monk who happened to pass by...

"Master, you are finally here."

You hear the monkey's voice before you see the monkey's head.

Tang Shan tried her best to suppress her inner excitement and pretended to be calm and composed.

The back of his fingers was about to poke holes in his robes.

The God of Land led her to a corner at the bottom of the mountain.

Oh mo.

A monkey head with a pointed chin and yellow hair on its face kept shaking.

Tang Shan held her chin and thought seriously.

Is this the Monkey King Sun Wukong, the peerless hero that Fairy Zixia has been thinking about, stepping on a colorful cloud?

She leaned in closer for a closer look.

Pale and thin, with messy and tangled hair and a high-pitched voice...

Fairy Zixia’s taste, emmm, is hard to describe in a few words.

The burning excitement in Tang Shan's heart felt like someone had poured a basin of cold water on her.

It went out silently...

The disappointment in her eyes did not escape Wukong's golden eyes.

What does the master's forbearing expression mean?

Dislike him?

"Master~" he called weakly.

Wukong's eyes rolled around.

This monk is so delicate and tender, maybe I scared him by being too loud just now.

I'll just pretend to be docile for now and wait for him to pull me out.

The God of Land had already slipped away at some point.

Tang Shan thought about it and realized that although he was a little ugly, he was very powerful.

He is now the sworn brother of the King of Tang and holds great power in politics and economics.

Coupled with the powerful military strength of Sun Wukong.

"Okay, I'll take you in as a bodyguard."

Wukong was puzzled: "What is a bodyguard?"

"It means you are very powerful, very good at fighting, and no one can defeat you."

Let me start with some rainbow farts.

I'm so happy to see you.

Tang Shan was complacent.

Wukong was flattered. Was this monk praising him?

In an instant, his eyes became much kinder when he looked at Tang Shan.

"Master, please chant the spell and let me out."

"Then I will ensure you have a smooth journey all the way to the Western Paradise."

Haha, you are really my good disciple.

Tang Shan always felt that there was something wrong with what he said.

Don't expect too much from monkeys.

She looked up and saw six large golden characters printed on the mountain.

This is the six-syllable mantra that Tathagata used to suppress Wukong: Om Mani Padme Hum.

"Master, please stop standing there and recite the mantra quickly so that I can come out and relax."

Tang Shan stared at the six words in embarrassment. The words she uttered were slower than a turtle and hotter than charcoal fire.

“Om (weng)…Mani Padme (mi)…Uh”

How do you pronounce the word at the end?

Tang Shan scratched the back of her head irritably.

I almost forgot that I will be bald now.

She sighed helplessly.

Wukong looked at the monk in front of him with despair.

Did I recognize the wrong person?

How could there be someone who goes on a journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures but doesn’t know how to recite them?

Tang Shan approached Wukong somewhat embarrassedly.

"Kongkong, how about I go down the mountain and buy a dictionary first..."

She was too guilty to look Wukong in the eye and spoke in a weak tone.

If only I had a cell phone, I could check it online directly.

Tang Shan suddenly had an idea and said excitedly, "How about you tell me how to pronounce the words above?"

Goku's expressions are quite brilliant.

Speechless, questioning, patient, angry, entangled...

The desire to stab someone is fully revealed.