Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob
Chapter 3 My Meat is More Fragrant
Tang Shan happily rode on the horse and counted the gold.
The cassock and the nine-ring staff were placed on the horse's back at the same time.
Being an emperor means being generous, giving gifts both gold and other things.
Tang Shan picked up a large gold ingot and stuffed it between her front teeth, biting it hard.
"Master Xuanzang, how about we take a break before continuing on our journey?"
The two servants beneath him suddenly began to plead.
Tang Shan quickly put the gold in her mouth back into her bag.
"Okay, then let's rest here for a while."
The servant had only taken two steps leading the horse.
Several people and horses suddenly fell into a deep pit.
"Oh my god, it hurts~"
Tang Shan bared her teeth and rubbed her butt, muttering to herself.
"If you don't read the book seriously, you'll find it full of traps..."
Several people were tied up by the goblins and taken back to the cave.
Tang Shan looked up curiously.
A ferocious and ugly tiger demon dressed in brocade was sitting above.
Emmm, how to say it?
For the first time, I had a real look at orcs.
Tang Shan had a complicated expression and seemed to be hesitant to speak.
A tiger dressed like a human was sitting and talking to her.
You could smell the foul, bloody smell coming from his mouth from a long distance away.
"Brother, don't you brush your teeth?"
Tang Shan turned her head away with some disgust.
He was suffocated to death before being eaten by the monster.
"Brushing teeth? What is brushing teeth?"
The tiger demon moved closer and looked Tang Shan up and down.
"Don't! Brother, if you have something to say, just say it over there. Don't come so close."
Tang Shan twisted her butt hard and moved back.
My hands were tied behind my back, and I couldn't even plug my nostrils with my fingers.
The buffalo demon and the bear demon walked into the cave at the right time.
I saw three people tied up on the ground.
"Brother, it's better to arrive at the right time than to arrive early. Let's cut two and try them first~"
Tang Shan's heart skipped a beat. Oh no, these two guys are going to be eaten.
The two servants had already gone limp and were frightened unconscious.
Tang Shan shouted loudly: "Eat me, eat me! I have fragrant skin and tender meat, and I am so delicious!"
Anyway, I have a backer, and the protagonist's halo is destined to be immortal.
She was calculating in her mind, with a malicious and cunning look on her face.
"Brother, this monk is quite good-looking. Wouldn't it be more delicious if he could grow some fatter?"
The buffalo demon seemed like a good housekeeper, and he knew how to fatten up the animals before killing them.
Tang Shan was embarrassed. It was not necessarily a good thing for a fairy to have a brain.
After all, the two servants are her companions, she can't just stand by and watch them die.
She gave it all!
"My three elder brothers, you may not know that I am a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East."
"If you eat my flesh, you will live forever."
Tang Shan raised her eyebrows mysteriously at them.
You bunch of monsters just love to clamor for eating Tang Monk's flesh all day long.
The tiger demon looked at him as if he were a fool.
"Who told you that? Eating a few bites of your flesh will make you immortal?"
Then all their hard work in cultivation would become a joke.
"Hey, I only told you a few of you this secret, why don't you believe it?"
Tang Shan explained anxiously.
The bear demon whispered in the tiger demon's ear, "Brother, if we eat this fool, we might even go crazy. Don't eat it."
The tiger spirit thought for a few seconds and said, "Someone, come and throw this monk out."
It doesn’t matter if one is missing, as it won’t lower the quality of your food.
"Hey hey hey, what do you mean?"
Tang Shan pressed her legs against the ground and refused to move.
She was begging to be eaten humbly, but he turned around and threw her out.
Tang Shan was furious.
During the struggle, the rope behind him loosened.
Hmm? That's a bit too casual.
"Look at my shadowless kick." Tang Shan kicked the little demons on both sides away.
"Ouch~ my old waist~" the little demon wailed.
Tang Shan took two steps at a time and rushed to the tiger demon.
He raised his right hand and “Pah!”
A loud slap landed firmly on his face.
"I told you not to eat me!"
"Pa!" The tiger demon was slapped again on the other side of his face.
"Do you want to eat? Do you want to eat..."
Tang Shan slapped him dozens of times in one breath.
"Huh~" She was so tired that she put her hands on her hips and gasped for breath.
I didn't expect slapping someone would be so tiring.
She stared at the swollen tiger face with satisfaction.
Who would have thought that one day I would be able to beat up nationally protected animals.
The buffalo demon and the bear demon were so stunned that the human bones they were playing with fell to the ground.
It was hard to tell who was the one who was arrested.
The two little demons were originally limping and holding their waists and wanted to come in to complain.
After seeing his own demon king being illegally beaten, he disappeared without a trace.
"Brother, are you okay?"
The buffalo and the bear quickly supported the staggering and dizzy tiger.
This monk was too cruel.
"Amitabha, sin, sin, sin."
Tang Shan murmured pretentiously.
He glanced at the Servant still lying on the ground.
The two of them began to wake up slowly.
Fortunately, his image as a holy monk has not collapsed.
After what happened just now, the three goblins looked at Tang Shan with fear in their eyes.
"Don't come over here!"
The tiger demon suddenly pulled the two brothers in front of him and spoke tremblingly.
The buffalo spirit and the bear spirit...
Brother, our friendship has come to an end.
"Hey, look how nervous you are..."
Tang Shan squeezed in between the group with a forced smile.
As soon as she sat down, the three goblins immediately jumped up.
"Be good, let them both go, and just eat me. I'm enough for one person."
In the eyes of the three fairies, Tang Shan's hand hanging by her side was holding a thick stick.
"Let them go, let them go, let them all go!" the tiger demon roared at the little demon below.
After saying that, they rushed out of the cave without stopping.
"No, where are you going?"
As soon as the words left their mouths, they ran even faster.
Isn’t this the Tiger King’s cave?
Tang Shan wondered why he didn't even want a home anymore.
She asked her two followers to return to the Tang Dynasty along the original route, while she set off alone.
The followers were filled with gratitude and knelt down to express their gratitude.
Every word he said was "The great grace of the holy monk."
Tang Shan felt quite pleased.
On the surface, he seems calm and composed, "As a monk, you should be compassionate."
The character of the holy monk is easy to grasp.
She was secretly delighted.
Hey kid, remember to publicize my heroic deeds when you get back.
Tang Shan estimated that the next stop would be Wuzhi Mountain where Kong Kong was.
I couldn't suppress the anticipation and excitement in my heart.
He mounted his horse and galloped away.
The cave was suddenly deserted.
A white-haired old man with a cane came through the white mist.
The white fog was too thick, and Taibai Jinxing couldn't see the situation inside the cave clearly for a while.
Subconsciously, he shouted, "Holy monk, I'm here to save you!"
The cave was so empty that there was even an echo.
Taibai Jinxing caught a glimpse of a few scattered ropes on the ground.
No way, he ate me while I was dozing off?
He searched the entire cave inside and out in a panic.
There were no broken limbs or arms, not even a little demon was seen.
He walked out of the cave suspiciously. Could it be that he came to the wrong place?
Tang Shan rode a white horse, humming a little tune, and slowly moved towards the Five Finger Mountain.
Wukong, your master is here to save you~
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