Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

He sighed, feeling hopeless, and said, "Om (ong) Mani Padme (mei) Hum (hong)"

Tang Shan blinked her big eyes and nodded seriously, "Yeah."

Wukong could no longer bear it and said through gritted teeth, "If you understand, repeat it again quickly."

"Yes, yes, my dear disciple."

Tang Shan patiently recited the spell towards the Five Elements Mountain.

A gust of wind whizzed by, and nothing happened except the sound of falling leaves.

"That shouldn't be the case." Wukong wondered.

Guanyin clearly said that as long as the pilgrim arrives, she will let him go.

Is it the wrong method?

This Wukong was deep in thought.

Tang Shan got a few cans of gunpowder bags from somewhere.

"I know that firepower is the only way."

As she spoke, she placed the gunpowder bags at several places at the foot of the mountain.

Then he picked up several dozen meters of lead, led the white horse and walked away.

Wukong was anxious, "Where are you going, monk~"

Tang Shan turned her head and smiled evilly.

"Don't worry, I will blow up the mountain and rescue you."

In ancient times, there was Yugong who moved mountains, and in the future there will be Chenxiang who will split mountains.

Today she blew up the mountain to save the monkeys.

Tang Shan and Bai Ma walked a full fifty meters before they saw the end of the fuse.

"I didn't expect this explosives vendor to be so conscientious and have implemented good safety measures."

She rummaged through the items in her bag.

There are no lighters, no matches, and no tinderboxes.

Tang Shan stared at the fuse tip.

With her wild survival skills at the highest level, she started making fire by rubbing two sticks together without hesitation.

Time passed by minute by minute.

Sun Wukong felt that he must be crazy for pinning his hopes on a mortal body.

The wood in his hands did not catch fire, but sparks flew in Tang Shan's eyes.

With a "whoosh", the fuse suddenly lit.

She picked up the twig and bit it in her mouth, then made a gesture of blowing out smoke.

She stood up and turned her back to Five Finger Mountain. "The weather is getting cold. This mountain should collapse."

First there were a few "bang bang bang" sounds, followed by a loud "boom".

Tang Shan's heart suddenly trembled, "Oh my god, it's so loud."

She quickly threw away the branch and was so busy trying to look cool that she forgot to cover her ears.

“Ahhhhhh…I, Old Sun, am coming out…”

Sun Wukong ran around the sky excitedly.

Tang Shan shook her head thoughtfully.

Hundreds of years in prison have turned a monkey into a monster.

Wukong suddenly rushed over to her and knelt down.

"Master, please bow to me as a disciple."

Tang Shan covered her mouth and smiled secretly, that's right.

"Wukong, as a human being, you must have a grateful heart. Do you understand?"

Although you are a monster, from now on you will be my most powerful weapon to dominate the Journey to the West.

"Wukong understands. I will definitely protect my master and help him obtain the Mahayana Buddhist teachings to benefit all living beings."

"Cough cough cough..." Tang Shan almost choked to death while drinking water.

Wasn’t this guy the one who caused havoc in Heaven? How did he suddenly become a loyal fan of the Journey to the West?

The problem is that she didn't really plan to go on a quest to obtain the scriptures.

"Wukong, we can't rush to obtain the scriptures."

Tang Shan was racking her brains for words.

"All living things suffer, and people should learn to find joy in suffering, such as the arduous task of obtaining Buddhist scriptures."

"We can enjoy the beautiful scenery along the way, appreciate the local customs and culture, and then stop by Leiyin Temple."

Wukong held the golden cudgel in his hand, and his golden eyes and fiery eyes spun around.

What the master said seems to make sense.

Anyway, as long as you get the scriptures in the end, that's enough.

"Wukong always listens to his master."

As he said that, he reached out to take the bag from Tang Shan's arms.

"Hey, what do you want to do!"

Tang Shan nervously protected the gold on her chest and looked at Sun Wukong vigilantly.

This contains her entire fortune.

You will feel at ease only if you hold it yourself.

Wukong quickly retracted his hand, bewildered, and said, "Master, I just wanted to help you with your luggage."

"No need! How can I bear to let you work so hard?"

Tang Shan waved her hand and refused righteously.

When Wukong heard this, he felt a pang of bitterness in his heart.

He was prepared to be treated like a beast of burden.

I didn't expect that the master would not even let him help carry a small piece of luggage.

He hurriedly grabbed the bag and said, "This is what Old Sun should do."

As soon as he got the bag, Wukong felt it was heavy.

He originally thought that they were just some thin clothes, but he didn't know that they were full of real gold and silver.

When Tang Shan saw her gold being snatched away, she rushed over and hugged it.

"Let the master take it."

"Master, please don't be polite. It should be Old Sun who takes it."

"No, no, no, I'll do it..."

During the pushing and shoving, "Give it to me." Tang Shan pulled it over suddenly.

With a "hiss", the bundle split in the middle.

The gold inside fell to the ground with a clatter.

That’s it, money should not be exposed.

Tang Shan lay down in a "big" shape, directly covering the gold, silver and jewelry scattered on the ground.

Wukong picked up a round golden hoop next to him out of curiosity.

"Master, this thing looks very interesting."

He kept playing with it in his hands.

Why does it look like something worn on the head?

Hearing this, Tang Shan raised her head with difficulty.

Oh no, what else could it be if not the tight-fitting curse given by Guanyin!

She originally thought that she could melt it down and make a few gold bracelets later.

So I kept it in my bag.

It seemed that Wukong was about to put it on his head.

"Don't wear it! That's a tight headband!"

She didn't care about the gold on the ground, she stood up and rushed towards Wukong.

Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong paused, and was just about to put it on his head.

"Tightening Curse? I, Old Sun, have never heard of this thing."

"Ouch!" Tang Shan was walking in a hurry and tripped over the vines on the ground.

He swung his right hand forward and hit Wukong's arm directly on the arm holding the golden hoop.

Then, Sun Wukong put it on so beautifully...

"Master, don't worry. I'll take it off right away."

Tang Shan half-sat on the ground, looking like she was in a mess.

Kong Kong, I tried my best, but it's fate.

She crossed her arms over her chest, raised an eyebrow and said, "Oh? Then you can take it."

When Wukong saw his strange expression, he thought that his master didn't like him wearing the item.

He picked up the edge of the golden hoop with both hands and pulled it out with all his might.

Tang Shan squatted down and started packing her luggage.

"Hiss~" "Ah~" Goku gritted his teeth.

"Why can't I take this thing off?"

A lot of the hair on his head had been plucked out, and the golden hoop seemed to be stuck to his head, motionless.

"One, two, three..."

Tang Shan didn't even raise her head, carefully counting the gold in her hand.

When everything was done, she tied it in a perfect bow.

"Kongkong, let's go."

Wukong poked out a messy monkey head from the bushes.

You can tell at a glance that he has been severely tortured.

"Master, I just saw words on the hoop, the same as the ones on the mountain."

Tang Shan mounted the horse and said lazily, "So?"

"I, Old Sun, thought if Master could recite it once, maybe he would be able to take it off."

Good man, you are digging your own grave.

Tang Shan said kindly, "It looks good on you, so you don't have to take it off."

"Master, why should I, the Monkey King, wear this? Please recite it quickly."

"No, this thing is not just a decoration. I can kill you with a curse."

Tang Shan explained, don’t blame me if you roll around in pain.

"How can a mere hoop hurt me, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven? Master, just recite as much as you can."

Wukong was calm and proud, and he was determined to have a conversation with Tang Shan.

"Okay, you forced me to do that."