Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

The capital of Baoxiang Kingdom is three hundred miles east.

This is a dense pine forest with deep roots and steep cliffs behind it.

"Everyone, look to the right."

Tang Shan's voice was loud and powerful.

"Brother Monkey, what's Master going to do next?"

Wukong remained calm, "He said that we will be managing our pilgrimage team in a military manner from now on."

Zhu Bajie: I was not so exaggerated even when I was the Marshal of Tianpeng.

"What's the story behind the sign hanging on the White Dragon Horse?"

Brand: The holy monk's official white dragon horse, worth ten taels of gold per ride.

Wukong: "It's clearly written there, it means cheap labor."

You're so stupid to ask this question.

Zhu Bajie grinned and laughed, "Fortunately, Guanyin didn't ask me to turn into a horse."

Wukong saw through his little thoughts at a glance, "Look behind me."

Zhu Bajie obediently glanced behind him.

The strongest horse on earth, capable of performing various acrobatics, catching monsters and airlifting them, all for one hundred taels of gold.

"Master finally took action against you?"

Wukong said indifferently, "Who do you think he let go of?"

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he thought something was wrong and quickly pulled Sha Seng over.

Hardworking and willing to do any hard work, good quality and affordable, only five taels per session...

"Lao Sha, can you tell me what is written on my back?"

Zhu Bajie felt as if he was waiting for a verdict, his heart pounding.

"Human sandbags, durable and resilient. One or two at a time. Buy five, get one free."

Zhu Bajie: My heart finally calmed down.

It’s okay to be a human sandbag, but why is my price still the lowest?

Buy five get one free, just say it's free.

"Zhu Ba, what are you doing? You're not just standing still, but also disturbing your teammates."

"Get out of line, Pigsy!"

Zhu Bajie took a step forward awkwardly and confusedly.

What's going on? Are you going to hold a criticism meeting for me?

Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse gave him a sympathetic look.

We are all in trouble, so you'd better take care of yourself.

"The monster we are going to deal with today is called the Yellow Robe Monster. He has the same character as Zhu Ba."

"What? Are there any other monsters as handsome and elegant as me, Old Pig?"

Everyone: Don’t you have any idea what you look like?

"Okay, then let's go see if he looks like you."

The group soon flew to the pine forest.

There was a golden pagoda at the foot of the cliff, which almost blinded Tang Shan's big, bright eyes.

Wow~ It would be great if we could sell the whole tower.

"Host, we won't accept it."

Tang Shan...

Landing at the entrance of the pagoda, there was a white jade slab placed horizontally on the door: Wanzishan Boyue Cave.

"Master, you really know divination."

Zhu Bajie flattered him, "You are absolutely omnipotent."

"Why, is your master so handsome?"

"So cool! Master can defeat thousands of troops all by himself. So, Master, can you remove the words on my back?"

This turn of events came unexpectedly.

Tang Shan's answer finally made Bajie's humble mood fall to the bottom.

"No, but you can go knock on the door now and call the monster out."

"Master, you're going too far! This is clearly the job of the eldest senior brother!"

"Hmm? Are you expressing your dissatisfaction with your teacher?"

Tang Shan half-closed her eyes and looked down at him oppressively from her horseback.

Is this a rebellion?

"Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!"

Even the knock on the door sounded reluctant.

"Who is it? Are you trying to kill yourself?"

Behind the door, there was a sound of footsteps approaching from afar.

"Junk collector, do you have any scrap at home?"

The little demon behind the door...

It's the middle of nowhere, in this deserted place, why are you here collecting junk?

As soon as the stone door opened, Tang Shan and others all stuck their heads inside.

Lying on the chair in the center was a figure wearing a light yellow cloak with flowing gold weaving, as gorgeous and dazzling as a pagoda.

The green face showed two sharp white fangs and had a head of messy hair.

"Master, you actually said such an ugly guy looks like me?!"

Tang Shan: You two are the same, don't laugh at each other.

The yellow-robed monster was not annoyed when he saw the people who suddenly broke into his room.

After all, it's not often that food is delivered to your door.

Wukong: "Bajie, your chance to be a hero and save the beauty has come. Hurry up!"

A considerate senior brother should know how to slack off properly.

When Bajie heard that there was a beauty, he was like a chicken with its blood pumped up. He rushed forward with a spiked rake in hand.

This time it’s finally my turn to be in the spotlight.

The premise is that being knocked down also counts.

The yellow-robed demon fought head-on with a steel knife in hand.

In a blink of an eye, the two had fought for several rounds.

"You are so ugly, yet you dare to kidnap the princess. You are so shameless."

Seeing that his martial arts strength was inferior to others, Zhu Bajie decided to harass the enemy on the spiritual level.

He never expected that the first thing to be broken would be his own heart.

Wukong sneered at him: "Have you forgotten what happened in Gao Village?"

"You still have the nerve to criticize others."

Tang Shan and Bai Longma covered their mouths and laughed.

Zhu Bajie only felt a loud bang in his head, and something shattered lightly.

So this is why my master said I look like the yellow-robed demon.

He suddenly felt ashamed and could only swing the rake in his hand even harder.

Tang Shan and a few others quietly slipped into the backyard.

In a room, a woman dressed in gold and silver and dressed like a noble lady was found.

"But the third princess of Baoxiang Kingdom, Baihuaxiu?"

Tang Shan gently called the third princess's nickname, Baihuaxiu.

The third princess turned around in surprise, and the pearl hairpin in her hand fell to the ground with a clang.

A handsome monk's face suddenly appeared before my eyes.

"Were you sent by my father to rescue me?"

Her eyes were filled with tears and she looked very miserable.

Tang Shan only saw the dressing table behind her filled with all kinds of exquisite jewelry.

It’s happening now!

"Kongkong, take the Third Princess out first. I'll be right back."

Several people wondered, the room was so small, where else could the master go?

After they all left the room, Tang Shan immediately began to search the drawers on the table for gold, silver and jewelry.

Even clothes, shoes and curtains were not spared.

"Congratulations to the host for harvesting 10,000 taels of gold."

Very good, I finished another job and went home.

As soon as Tang Shan walked into the front hall, she saw Zhu Bajie with a bruised face and nose.

There is also a yellow-robed goblin tied tightly with a fairy rope.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Marshal Tianpeng can't even defeat a yellow-robed goblin."

Tang Shan floated past holding the heavy half sleeve of Zhenyuan Daxian.

"Follow your senior brother for more intensive training in the future."

Zhu Bajie: Master, you broke my fiery red heart...

Sha Seng stepped forward and helped him up, "Second Brother, it's not your fault that you can't win. You're just too weak. Don't be sad."

Zhu Bajie: I'm in such a mess right now, do I need you to rap as the background music?