Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

With a thought, Wukong turned into the appearance of Tang Monk.

He turned around with satisfaction, "I guess we can finally get in now."

The two ghost officials' mouths twitched as they tried their best to endure.

Brother, we are not blind.

If you want to change, find a place where no one can see you and do it secretly. We can pretend that we don’t know and let you in.

What do you want to do by the door?

The ghost messenger had no expression on his face, and Wukong could no longer bear it.

With a whoosh, the golden cudgel instantly grew bigger and longer.

Followed by two screams of "Ah".

Wukong walked into the gate of the underworld refreshed.

"You can't just talk to me nicely, you insist on forcing me to take action. Now you are satisfied."

He walked in with a swagger, leaving two ghost officials lying on the ground wailing.

"Master, Monkey Brother hasn't come back for so long. Could it be that he can't finish his work and is too embarrassed to come back to see you?"

Zhu Bajie complained to Tang Shan while eating snacks.

Tang Shan: Even so much food can’t stop you from eating.

"You fat pig, you're talking bad about me behind my back again, wait and see how I deal with you!"

Wukong suddenly jumped out from the ground.

He had just taught all the ignorant people in the underworld a lesson, and now he just felt relieved.

No wonder Master often says that proper exercise is good for the body.

Tang Shan: I hope you don’t mean looking for someone to fight.

"What did they say?"

The White Bone Demon was the first to confront Wukong.

"It is indeed your Shen Lang's reincarnation."

Wukong drank the tea on the table in one gulp and felt relieved.

"That's great. God has finally been kind to me and allowed us to meet again."

The White Bone Demon cried with joy and was extremely grateful that she had followed Tang Shan to Baoxiang Kingdom.

Tang Shan swallowed the last bite of the bun and wiped the oil stains from her mouth.

"Nothing else?"

It seems a bit unfair to ask such a question when going out.

Wukong had no choice but to patiently tell him the whole story.

It turned out that Shen Lang died in the battlefield. The judge, considering that he was a loyal and good man and had done good deeds for his ancestors, wanted to marry him to a wealthy family.

He said he wanted to wait for his wife.

So the judge asked him to help Meng Po beside the Naihe Bridge.

If you see someone coming down, you can drink Meng Po soup together and be reincarnated.

He waited and waited by the bridge, and a hundred years passed.

The ghost messengers below all advised him not to stay any longer.

I hope you will be reborn soon and enjoy the prosperity of the world.

He waited another hundred years.

In the end, he had no choice but to walk the path of reincarnation alone.

After hearing this, Bai Gu Jing was already in tears.

Zhu Bajie leaned on Sha Seng's shoulder and sobbed silently again.

"Second Brother, please wipe it. I just washed the clothes yesterday."

Don't make it dirty by crying.

Zhu Bajie paused holding the paper, "Isn't this the same kind of paper you use for the toilet?"

Sha Monk said firmly: "Of course not, look at the texture and color, it's very delicate."

Zhu Bajie looked at it carefully for a while before he dared to pick it up and apply it on his face.

Lao Sha, you are finally considerate for once.

"This is the tissue my master used to wipe his hands when he washed his face this morning. I saw it was of good quality, so I dried it in the sun to reuse it."

Zhu Bajie is devastated. Which other pilgrim team is as stingy as them?

Next time he asks Sha Seng for tissues, he will be a dog!

At this time, the eldest prince came over.

His face was filled with tiredness and sadness.

Bai Gu Jing hurriedly wiped the tears from her face.

"Shen Lang, no, the eldest prince, are you worried about something?"

The five members of the pilgrimage group quickly lined up and sat in rows to eat fruit.

The dedicated crowd of onlookers are in place.

The eldest prince sat in the main seat and sighed softly.

"My mother is seriously ill, and tomorrow is my birthday. She's even more depressed. If this continues..."

Sha Seng said bluntly: "Shouldn't your mother be happy on your birthday? Aren't you her biological child?"

Tang Shan secretly gave Lao Sha a thumbs up in her heart.

With your type, you can finish filming the palace fighting drama in the first episode.

The eldest prince choked and looked towards the row of masters and apprentices on his left.

He originally thought that Sha Seng was the only one who was stupid, but he saw several pairs of eyes besides Tang Shan who were waiting for his answer seriously.

Clear and silly, serious and curious.

At this moment he understood.

The eldest prince laughed awkwardly, "Of course he's my biological son."

He explained in a gentle voice, "I have two older sisters, and a younger sister who was born with me."

"But twelve years ago, at our birthday party, my sister suddenly disappeared."

"My father ordered a search of the palace and surrounding areas, but found nothing."

"I don't know how many maids and guards on duty were beaten to death with sticks. Since then, my mother has been depressed and has become increasingly thin."

"So every time it's my birthday, my mother becomes even more sad and upset."

When everyone heard this, they said, "Oh, there's this part, no wonder."

The White Bone Demon had just found her beloved from her previous life, so how could she bear to see her lover so sad?

I have some magical powers, maybe I can find the princess and cure the queen's illness.

As soon as Tang Shan saw Bai Gu Jing's positive look, she knew that she was in love.

The third princess of Baoxiang Kingdom seems a little familiar.

She stroked her chin. There seemed to be a passage in the book that was about a princess of a certain country being abducted by a monster.

They lived together in the fairy cave for more than ten years.

I think that plot point should be here.

"Master, why are you silent?"

Zhu Bajie came forward in a servile manner.

Haven't you always been the first to take justice in times like this?

Why are you as quiet as a chicken today, not moving at all?

Tang Shan suddenly slapped her thigh, and there was a crisp and loud "pa" sound.

Zhu Bajie covered his thigh and wailed, "Master, can you look at your legs carefully before you shoot?"

"Don't worry, Your Highness. I am not very talented, but I do know the art of astrology and divination."

The disciples seemed to have heard the biggest joke of the day.

Master, do you understand this?

I haven't seen him setting up a stall or doing Feng Shui along the way...

"I can find your sister's whereabouts, but..."

The eldest prince hurriedly asked: "No matter what the conditions are, I will agree to it as long as you can find your sister."

Tang Shan swallowed excitedly.

This is almost the same as in the domineering boss novels where someone comes to my door and slaps a check, telling me to fill it out however I want.

This overwhelming wealth has finally come to me.

"Do you think Master's smile looks familiar?"

Wukong lowered his voice and spoke to his fellow apprentice beside him.

White Dragon Horse nodded. "She smiled like that last time when she was planning to sell us out as live-in sons-in-law."

amount……

Several people shuddered unexpectedly.

Master must be planning something bad again.

Sure enough, Tang Shan raised a few fingers and started counting.

"Disclosing the secrets of heaven is very exhausting. I need thousand-year-old ginseng, ten-thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, and precious gemstones as a source of spiritual energy..."

"Add a few dozen more seawater pearls to form an array, and a wooden fish made of pure gold..."

She made a lot of demands in a flash.

The eldest prince's heart sank again and again.

This is the rhythm of moving the national treasury.

Wukong and the others looked as if they knew it.

Whenever the master asks for something else, we will doubt that he is fake.

"The host is great. As long as he agrees, you will earn 20,000 taels of gold."

Tang Shan: !!! Don’t bother with learning for now. From now on, I will focus on developing the demon-killing business.