Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

In the palace hall, the emperor, empress, civil officials and generals gathered together.

A touching drama of family love is being performed.

The third princess expressed her heartfelt feelings to her parents and sisters in tears, while Tang Shan was busy counting the gold, silver and jewelry presented by the eldest prince.

The yellow-robed monster was tied up with ropes and stuffed into a huge iron cage.

"Alright, I'll give up my job as a god for you. I've come all the way down to earth to find you. Who are you showing this to now?"

The yellow-robed demon roared angrily in the cage.

"You chased me every day in heaven, but now that I have you, I don't cherish you anymore."

Oh my god, what a shocking piece of news.

Tang Shan quickly put away the money and concentrated on being a spectator.

Don’t stop, talk more, I love to listen.

As soon as these words were spoken, the hall fell silent.

The emperor and the empress looked at each other, and the third princess cried even harder.

"Don't try to bite me. How can I be happy with you when you're like this?"

Sure enough, it is an era where looks matter at all times and in all places.

It is impossible to confirm whether the princess's words are true or not, but her vision is clear.

Public opinion suddenly turned to the third princess's side.

The people below began to whisper.

"That's true. How could a princess of such wealth and status fall in love with an ugly goblin?"

"I guess he's trying to figure out how to escape now that he's been captured."

"Even if it's a fairy, she'll find someone good-looking. He doesn't even look in the mirror."

"Master, do you have a small stool? It's tiring to stand all the time."

Zhu Bajie squatted down with a big belly and smiled obsequiously.

"How about putting you in the cage and sitting with me?"

Tang Shan said disdainfully, "You've been eating and sleeping all day, and you've become a sub-healthy pig."

Zhu Bajie: Master has changed, wuwuwu...

When the yellow-robed demon saw that everyone was criticizing him, he became furious.

Just tell him the whole story all at once.

"My true form is Kui Xing, one of the twenty-eight constellations in the sky. I'm not the monster you're talking about."

Tang Shan: Okay, isn’t this definitely You Who Came From the Stars?

"If you are a god, how could you become a demon if you don't do your job properly?"

Goku asked sharply.

I work diligently all year round without a break to learn from others. I will never allow anyone else in the system to take the opportunity to slack off and not work.

I don't get any rest, and neither do you.

"Your third princess was originally a maiden serving incense in the Heavenly Palace of Incense. She fell in love with me at first sight and has been expressing her affection for me in various ways."

"But I already have someone I love, so I just treat her as someone I'm entangled with."

"Wow~" There was an exclamation in the hall.

Zhu Bajie said sourly, "Look at what he's capable of. It's amazing that someone is chasing him."

I remember when I was Marshal Tianpeng, many fairies flirted with me and threw themselves into my arms.

Things are different now, alas.

There are people chasing after my glorious past, but I am miserable today.

Tang Shan and Wukong both gave him deathly glances.

If you disturb the show again, I will throw you out.

The emperor asked in confusion, "If that's the case, why did you say you wouldn't become a demon on earth for the sake of the little goddess?"

This doesn't make sense.

The yellow-robed fairy sighed, "She saw that I was becoming increasingly indifferent, so she began to yearn for the mortal realm. She secretly fled to the lower realms and was reborn in the inner courtyard of the imperial palace."

Tang Shan suddenly became excited.

Could it be the scene where the god-like CEO chases his wife to the crematorium after the century-old bootlicker leaves?

Sure enough, I heard him say it the next second.

"After she left, I realized how much I missed her, so I descended to earth and transformed into a demon. I took over the mountain and abducted her. We have been husband and wife for over ten years."

As soon as he finished speaking, the whole room was in an uproar.

Everyone present was dumbfounded. What the hell is going on?

Are we mortals just part of the play in your gods' tragic love story?

When someone was pursuing you, you didn't even look at them, and now you are trying to force love on me like a domineering god.

For a moment, I didn't know whether to sympathize with the third princess or to bless her.

Tang Shan was speechless. If someone came down to earth and you came down, it would be better for you to become a handsome mortal than a demon.

You turn into an ugly goblin and blame others for not loving you.

Is this the new track for chasing wives?

Although I am ugly, I am gentle?

The main point is true love, not appearance?

"Holy monk, look at this"

The emperor looked at Tang Shan in embarrassment.

The goblin's words sounded so unbelievable that he didn't know how to make a decision.

If what he said was true, how could I dare to deal with the gods in heaven?

Just throw the hot potato to the holy monk, and he and his disciples will take responsibility if anything goes wrong.

The watermelon suddenly fell on me, catching me off guard and not expecting it.

Tang Shan began to brainstorm, what was the final outcome of this yellow-robed demon?

With so many people staring at me, I felt a little nervous for some reason.

She took out her cell phone tremblingly and used Zhu Bajie's fat body to block her view.

Fingers flying: What happened to the Yellow Robe Demon in Journey to the West? Input completed.

Tang Shan quickly glanced at the text on the phone and found out.

"Your Majesty, since they are immortals who have sneaked down from heaven, they should be returned to the Heavenly Court for judgment."

"This..." The emperor looked at the queen beside him hesitantly.

She was holding the third princess tightly and refused to let go.

"If that's the case, won't my third daughter be taken away again right after she returns?"

When the third princess heard this, she hid in the queen's arms sadly.

"No, I am not some jade maiden. I am the child of my father, the emperor, and my mother, the empress. I will not leave."

Wukong hates seeing people cry.

"I'm so annoyed. Nothing works. I'll just take him up alone."

I'm still relieved if there's one less person.

Tang Shan thought that the book seemed to have no further plot after the third princess came back.

Since that’s the case, there’s no need to worry about it.

"Kongkong, take him to the Tushita Palace to the Supreme Lord Laojun and keep him warm in his alchemy furnace. This will make up for his absence from his post."

Wukong was shocked and said, "Master, you really know how to choose a place. Everyone knows the relationship between me and Taishang Laojun."

If I go, I'm afraid I will be the one left behind to keep the fire.

"Master, how about you send someone else?"

"No, this matter belongs to you. You are the one that everyone wants. Don't refuse."

If it were someone else, there would be no way to get any treasures from Taishang Laojun.

"Don't worry, it's just something that happened five hundred years ago. He's too old to remember that much."

Wukong was skeptical, "Really?"

Can gods also suffer from Alzheimer's?

"Now, Master will give you a fair chance for revenge."

"Take him to Taishang Laojun and ask him for his wages. Remember to negotiate as high a price as possible."

"I'll make a killing from him and take away a few treasures. This will be a way for me to vent my anger on your behalf."

Tang Shan put her hand on Wukong's shoulder with an expression that said, "You don't have to thank me."

Wukong: Haha, so I did all the dirty and tiring work, and in the end I still have to thank you.

"Master, actually, I, Old Pig, have some friendship with Taishang Laojun. Why don't we let..."

"Get out of the way." Tang Shan pushed away Zhu Bajie's face as he tried to get closer.

Want to go to heaven to sneak a peek at Chang'e? No way!