Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob
Chapter 26 1 The Butt Fell the Tree
"Brother, you can choose not to love me, but please don't hurt me, okay?"
Zhu Bajie's eyes flashed with the grievance and helplessness of being blatantly wronged, and the pain and sting of being distrusted.
Three parts sadness and four parts sorrow, the Oscar-winning actor for Journey to the West is about to be born!
When Wukong saw his dead look, he became even angrier.
He gritted his teeth and tried his best to endure it. "Then tell me, who is gossiping about me and Master behind our backs?"
If you can't tell it, you'll die today.
Zhu Bajie immediately put away his pitiful and aggrieved look.
"Qingfeng Mingyue, you still remember us, right? We didn't eat the ginseng fruit, so Master kindly returned it."
"They hid and ate it secretly and called us stupid!"
I've said this much, I don't believe you can still tolerate it.
Sure enough, Sun Wukong became furious when he heard this.
He was suspicious at first, "How did you know?"
"I was eavesdropping."
"You actually eavesdropped on other people's conversations!"
Wukong thought that next time he wanted to talk in private, he had to send Pighead away first.
"Oh, a real man shouldn't worry about these little details. Is that the point?"
"Then why didn't you rush in and beat them up when you heard it?"
Zhu Bajie was stunned. I told you to grasp the key point, not this.
Do you want me to say that I don't want to cause trouble but I'm angry so I let you go?
"I was so anxious to report to you that I forgot."
Hehe, luckily I think quickly, this reason is sufficient enough.
"Let's go and settle accounts with them!"
"Qingfeng, if we eat all the fruit, Master won't punish us when he comes back, right?"
"What are you afraid of? We'll send them away after a vegetarian meal and tell Master that the matter is done."
Mingyue thought for a few seconds and felt that this plan was feasible.
"Before that, we have to keep a close eye on the ginseng fruit tree to avoid any more trouble."
The two little fairies rested in the room after eating the ginseng fruit.
Outside the window, Wukong and Zhu Bajie heard what was said clearly.
"You see, what I said was right, they have bad intentions behind the scenes."
"If I want to leave, I'll beat them up before I leave."
Zhu Bajie quickly grabbed him and said, "Brother Monkey, if you hit me with this kind of stick, I'm afraid you'll either die or be injured. Aren't you afraid that Master will get you into trouble?"
"I don't believe Master would be so mean to me just for two outsiders!"
Tang Shan: I would like to express my sincere gratitude to my apprentice for his trust in me.
"Brother Monkey, didn't you hear how much they cared about that tree just now? Why don't we go there?"
Zhu Bajie stopped there.
Wukong understood, "Then let's go take a look? Touch it?"
"Hahahahaha..."
The two walked straight to the backyard and passed through two doors.
First, we entered a garden.
The red railings and precious thresholds are surrounded by green bamboos and a hundred flowers in full bloom.
When I opened another door, I found a vegetable garden.
"I didn't expect that Zhen Yuanzi also has a hobby of being a farmer."
"Brother Monkey, when you say that, it reminds me of that commercial I saw yesterday. It mentioned Nongfu Spring."
"I saw that the stream flowing through the garden was cut off from the mountain."
"Old Pig, why did you watch all the ads?"
"I can't help it. I was watching a TV show and suddenly a commercial came on. Master said I could continue watching after the commercial."
Zhu Bajie asked, "You guys didn't watch it?"
"We have members. Master got one for each of us before."
Zhu Bajie: After all, my feelings were misplaced.
It turns out you don’t include me, Old Pig.
"Master, you deceived me so much!"
Wukong kicked him on the butt and said, "What are you yelling about? Go back and ask Master to make one for you too."
Zhu Bajie pouted, "What do you know? Giving something voluntarily and asking for it are two different things. I think Master doesn't treat me as a disciple. I'm just a poor laborer helping you carry your luggage!"
"I was wrong, I was wrong, okay, Pig Brother, can you continue?"
It's just an advertisement, why is there a swine fever issue?
Another door.
In the middle there is a big tree about seven or eight feet thick, with lush branches and leaves.
There are more than a dozen ginseng fruits hanging on the south-facing branches.
"Wow, there are so many ginseng fruits on this tree. They only gave us two of them. How stingy!"
Zhu Bajie looked at the abundant fruits on the tree and said dissatisfiedly.
"You don't want to eat it, so why bother giving him a few?"
"You can't say that. If I don't eat, it's my business. If he gives too little, it means he doesn't know how to behave."
"Oh, that makes sense. Why don't you go talk to Zhen Yuanzi?" Wukong teased.
Zhu Bajie immediately fell silent. He is the ancestor of earthly immortals, how dare I provoke him?
"I won't argue with old people."
"Tsk~ I let you say all the words." Wukong sneered.
If you don't dare, then you don't dare. Why are you pretending to be respectful to me?
"What should we do? How about we pick all the ginseng fruits?"
Zhu Bajie suggested.
Wukong sneered, "If you're not afraid of him beating you to death, you can do this."
Zhu Bajie was stunned. "You are the eldest brother, don't you protect your younger brothers?"
"You're overthinking it, Bajie. I'm only responsible for Master's safety. You're just there for the fun."
"Then you can't just stand by and watch someone die, right?"
He just didn't believe that Wukong would really dare to watch others beat him to death.
"Then I can't stop someone who is looking for death!"
Wukong scratched his yellow fur, "Would you stop a man who is eating shit? He will be on you in a minute."
The implication is that Zhu Bajie has to bear the consequences of his own actions.
"We must respect the fate of others. It is normal to make mistakes and accept punishment."
Zhu Bajie clutched the two lumps of flesh on his chest and said in agony, "How can you say something like -37° with your 18° mouth?"
I don't want to be this junior brother anymore.
"You said that, it was the master who said that. If you have any objections, you can go to the master."
Wukong sat on the tree with his legs crossed, his body swaying and the ginseng fruit swayed as well.
Zhu Bajie: If you have the guts, use your master to suppress me!
His eyes rolled, "I didn't expect that the great Monkey King wouldn't dare to fight back when being scolded."
"If I accidentally spread this and let my colleagues in Heaven, the monkeys and their descendants, know about it..."
He glanced at Wukong secretly from the corner of his eyes and said, "I don't believe you can still bear it."
"Tell me one and I'll kill you first!"
Sun Wukong jumped down from the tree and said, "Zhen Yuanzi and Master are old acquaintances. We shouldn't make a big deal out of this."
He thought about it and decided to teach the two little fairies a lesson.
He decided to secretly take away a few ginseng fruits with Bajie to scare them.
"Brother Monkey, this one is big, take this!"
Zhu Bajie shouted excitedly, pointing at a fat fruit.
He reached out to pick it, but the fruit accidentally fell to the ground and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Huh? The fruit can also escape underground?
In order to test whether they were real or not, Bajie threw two more on the ground.
"Brother Monkey, this fruit is so interesting. It will run away as soon as it hits the ground."
"Really? Let me see." Wukong also threw one.
"What are you doing!"
Qingfeng Mingyue shouted at him, and Zhu Bajie was startled.
He bumped into the tree with his butt and actually knocked it down!
The two fairy boys' pupils suddenly shrank and they were stunned.
"Oh my god, Bajie, you're really good! This butt is the most powerful weapon you can carry with you!"
Zhu Bajie: Is this tree made of paper?
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