Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

The master and his disciples continued their journey westward.

Suddenly we arrived at a high mountain with rugged terrain. White cranes were living on pines and cypresses, and monkeys were hanging on vines.

The mountains and rivers are picturesque, and the sky is surrounded by colorful clouds and red mist. Elks and green phoenixes come in and out of the deep forest and sing. At first glance, it looks like a fairy cave.

While enjoying the beautiful scenery, Tang Shan was silently calculating in her mind.

This should be Wanshou Mountain. A little further on, you will reach Zhen Yuanzi’s Wuzhuang Temple.

Wouldn’t I be able to get the ginseng fruit then?

"Hurry up, everyone, hurry up."

Ginseng fruit, here I come.

Tang Shan rode the white dragon horse and galloped all the way, "Let us be companions in the mortal world, and enjoy the journey with ease..."

Zhu Bajie shifted the load to his other shoulder.

"Master, of course it's easy for you to ride the White Dragon Horse. Look at me and my junior brother, we're exhausted."

It's not hard to hear a hint of complaining and coquettishness in the tone.

Wukong spoke first: "I told you to walk faster, but you still talked back. Why don't you see Junior Brother Sha complaining?"

Sha Monk smiled foolishly and said, "I'm not tired, I'll listen to Master and walk faster."

Zhu Bajie glared at Sha Seng and said, "You talk too much."

"Big Brother, you have nothing but fur on your body, so it's easy for you to say that. But do you know how heavy this burden is?"

Wukong killed people and destroyed their hearts, "You have been the one who took my back all the way, so naturally I don't know."

Zhu Bajie...

I shouldn't have said these things to Monkey. I was asking for trouble.

"Master, wait for me, old pig!"

Tang Shan arrived at Wuzhuang Temple first, followed closely by Wukong.

There are several floors of pavilions, green bamboos planted in the courtyard, and a pond outside the door.

Two little fairy children walked out and said, "Master, please come in."

Tang Shan complained in her heart, two old kids over a thousand years old are calling me, a handsome guy in his twenties, "Master"?

How can they have the nerve to do that?

"Master, are you the Tripitaka Master from the Tang Dynasty?"

"It's me. Bring me the fruit."

Don't think I don't know that Zhen Yuanzi left two ginseng fruits for me and want to keep them for myself.

The code was handed over smoothly.

The two little fairies Qingfeng and Mingyue brought two ginseng fruits.

When Tang Shan took a look, she found that the naked body really looked like a baby, with all the necessary hands, feet and facial features.

Qingfeng introduced: "If you smell it, you can live to be 360 ​​years old. If you eat one, you can live to be 47,000 years old."

Mingyue continued, "It takes a total of ten thousand years to get thirty fruits."

The two of them sang the same tune, and this wave of advertisements mainly promoted a flashy and exaggerated style.

I guess you two must have contributed a lot to the fact that the ginseng fruit has become so mysterious.

Tang Shan stared at the spiritual fruit that was said to grant immortality. "System, can you sell it?"

The efficacy is said to be so impressive, if it is true, I would sell it to Qin Shi Huang.

He wouldn't have to be fooled by Xu Fu and waste people's money and time.

"This system only accepts substantial gold, silver, and treasures. Once this fruit leaves the Journey to the West world, it will be equivalent to ordinary fruit."

But the ginseng fruit in the real world doesn’t look like this.

Tang Shan didn't give up. "If I can grow fruit in the shape of a doll, I should be able to sell it for some money, right?"

The system was completely silent.

"You are so cruel!" Tang Shan gritted her teeth.

"Thank your immortal for me." Tang Shan put a ginseng fruit in each hand into her pocket.

Forget it, it’s just right to give it to my apprentice, so that I won’t steal it and get into trouble later.

Two fruits, just half for each person, can extend each person's lifespan by 23,000 years.

What worries us is not the lack of wealth but the inequality. I am really a good master who treats everyone equally.

"Stop playing games, everyone. I have two fruits now. Divide them among the four of you."

Wukong didn't even look up, "Leave it there for now. I'll go after I finish this game."

Zhu Bajie moved his butt, changed his posture and continued to double kill.

"Master, there are only two fruits, how can anyone eat them all? Just eat them yourself!"

Tang Shan looked at her disciples who were addicted to games speechlessly.

I'm starting to regret teaching them how to play this.

"This is the ginseng fruit from Zhenyuan Daxian. Eating one can make you live for 47,000 years. Are you sure you don't want it?"

The few of them had just finished a game.

Wukong waved his hands and said, "Five hundred years ago, I stole a lot of the Queen Mother's peaches and ate the Taishang Laojun's golden elixir. Now I don't know how many more thousand years I can live. Give it to them."

Tang Shan nodded and said, "Okay, this is a very good reason."

Zhu Bajie thought about it and said in embarrassment: "Master, I was planning to go back and marry a wife after I got the scriptures. I have to live so long and marry so many wives and spend so much money on betrothal gifts!"

Tang Shan was speechless, holding the two ginseng fruits, she turned to Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse blankly.

You don't want it either, do you?

Sha Seng's eyes dodged, "Master, don't look at me. I never thought of living that long."

White Dragon Horse asked with concern: "Master, don't you think you need this fruit more than we do?"

"Well, in principle, you can say that, but..."

Tang Shan hesitated and said, "The key point is that it's useless even if I eat it. When I go back, I will only live for a few decades."

Even if it works, I'll be caught and locked up in a lab.

"You're sure you don't want to eat it?"

Tang Shan glanced around and asked again.

"Yes!" they said in unison.

"Then don't go and pick other people's ginseng fruits secretly without my knowledge."

Wukong said disdainfully, "If they don't even want something given away for free, why would we need to secretly pick it?"

He could have played a game in that much time.

Zhu Bajie raised his finger and assured, "Don't worry, I will definitely not cause you any trouble."

Sha Seng nodded, "I will be responsible for supervising them."

Tang Shan looked at the White Dragon Horse and said, "I will be responsible for supervising Sha Seng and supervising them."

"Okay, if you don't want to eat it, I'll return it so I don't owe you a favor."

Tang Shan called Qingfeng Mingyue and returned the ginseng fruit.

"Don't you think they are stupid? It must be a great opportunity to have the chance to eat this, and yet they actually returned it."

"No, it's a good deal for both of us."

The two fairies ate with gusto, not realizing that what they had just said was heard by Zhu Bajie in the next room.

"Big Brother, if someone says you and Master are fools, what would you do?"

Zhu Bajie is really good at picking out the key points and he knows how to make Wukong's anger reach its maximum.

"Pig, that person can't be you."

The eyes beneath the golden eyelids were brewing a storm.

Zhu Bajie shuddered, "Is this how I look to you?"

He is not seeking death, so how could he be crying "stop thief"?

Wukong put his hands to his ears, "What do you think?"

An iron rod suddenly appeared and hit the ground with a "bang".

"Be lenient with confession, strict with resistance!"

"Say!"