Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Madam Mo forced a smile and said, "No, this is not appropriate."

"You are a high monk, why do you need our girls' personal belongings?"

Tang Shan: I knew you were going to refuse.

"Since you really want my apprentice, wouldn't you be reluctant to part with just a few things?"

Mrs. Mo and her third daughter looked at each other in bewilderment. How could this Tang Monk be so different from what they knew before?

Shouldn't he firmly oppose it and reprimand the apprentice?

Why are you still doing business?

Tang Shan sat in the middle of the room with her legs crossed like a gangster boss.

"I've always been fair in my business dealings, never cheating anyone, and I'll pay you in full to avoid any disputes."

She picked up the fragrant tea, gently skimmed off the tea foam, and took a sip slowly.

Huh? This conjured thing actually tastes real.

It is such a waste of talent that the gods have this ability but instead of using it to provide disaster relief, they just think about testing a few monks.

The calmer Tang Shan was, the more anxious the people below were.

"What should we do? We only have magical weapons on us. Will you give them to us?"

"If we don't give it to him, he won't dare to search us."

"But if I don't give it to them, how can I trick them?"

"As the saying goes, you can't catch a wolf without sacrificing your child. Tang Seng will definitely be returned to you obediently afterwards."

Zhu Bajie was extremely anxious, fearing that they would decide not to allow him to be their son-in-law.

"My dear mother, just obey my master. We disciples will be able to help you save up the money in the future."

A few gods gritted their teeth and stomped their feet, okay.

Tang Shan's eyes were curved with smile, two million taels of gold.

She felt she could already see her way home.

"Disciples, after you get married, you must observe male virtues and listen to your wives. Only then will you prosper."

"Hey, Master, don't worry, I have experience."

Tang Shan nodded with satisfaction and said to Lishan Laomu and the others.

"Although Zhu Ba is a second-marriage and ugly, he is gentle. You can't despise him."

Once the goods are shipped, no returns or exchanges are allowed.

"Master, if you take the money, what will happen to me and Sha Seng?"

Wukong anxiously grabbed Tang Shan who was about to leave.

Sha Seng was also panicked, "I want to be your apprentice, not a live-in son-in-law."

The White Dragon Horse, who didn't care about the matter, packed his luggage leisurely.

"Happy breakup, I wish you happiness, you will find a better one..."

From now on, he will be the only one serving his master, so he has to do his job perfectly.

Wukong and Sha Seng: White Dragon Horse, you did this on purpose, didn’t you?

Zhu Bajie was afraid that something might happen, "Big Brother, Third Brother, please don't make things difficult for the Master."

Wukong and Sha Seng: "Get out of the way."

Finally, Tang Shan persuaded Wukong and Sha Seng to stay here for one night.

The condition is: lend them the game console for a day.

After eating and drinking to his heart's content in the evening, Zhu Bajie couldn't wait to lead the bride into the bridal chamber.

Wukong and Sha Seng had gloomy faces and were pushed in unwillingly by the white dragon horse.

"Sir, why don't you take off your clothes?"

Wukong: "I'm hairy, so I'm not cold."

"You're going to bed anyway, right?"

"I don't like taking a bath. I'm afraid it will stink you."

"I don't mind."

Wukong's eyes darkened. If I didn't think I could afford to offend you, I wouldn't have tolerated you for so long.

He said patiently, "I do mind, and I'm not used to sleeping with someone else."

……

"Please stay away from me."

I will remain a virgin for my master and never give in.

"Why? Why don't you dare look at me?"

Sha Monk: "Because I eat people."

The implication is that when I look at you I can't help but want to eat you.

"I can give it to you."

Sha Seng's heart trembled. What kind of vicious words were these? A woman could be so unrestrained.

"I'm allergic to women."

……

"You were staring at my mother just now. Are you attracted to her?"

Zhu Bajie: "Hehe, it would be wonderful if I could enjoy the beauty of both of them."

"So you still want all four?"

"I'm fine with either. It depends on whether mom and the sisters are willing."

Haha, today’s work was not in vain.

Finally, we caught a monk who still had lustful thoughts and was not focused on his career.

On the other hand, Mrs. Mo did not give up and decided to try Tang Seng again.

She deliberately chose a good time to dance under the tree.

As graceful as a frightened bird, as graceful as a dragon swimming.

Tang Shan couldn't help but sigh: She is already old, but her legs and feet are nimble but her waist is still so soft.

Even if you are no longer a god, you can still come down to earth and perform.

The premise is that you don’t stay up late at night and float around under the tree in white clothes.

Mother of Mount Lishan: You little brat, I will charm you to death now.

Even the Jade Emperor has never seen me dance, you are lucky.

After the dance, Tang Shan clapped her hands and said, "Good, very good, very good."

Mother of Mount Lishan: That’s it?

"Besides good, do you have nothing else to say to me?"

"Of course there is!"

Lishan Old Mother smiled brightly and said, "Then hurry up and tell me."

"You danced very well. Don't dance again next time."

Mother of Mount Li...

She shouldn't have asked!

Wukong and Sha Seng were in dire straits in the room and avoided the girl like the plague.

Zhu Bajie was even more miserable. He was blindfolded and put in a sack.

Tang Shan and Bai Longma were watching a comedy movie on the roof, laughing non-stop.

Wukong and Sha Seng raised their heads and closed their eyes, and a tear slowly flowed down.

Master, we hate you!

The next day, the sky was turning pale.

"Ah~ I slept so comfortably~"

Tang Shan opened her eyelids slightly and saw Wukong and Sha Seng staring at her with their panda eyes.

The White Dragon Horse was gagged and tied to a tree.

"Master, you slept soundly."

They were worried all night, and when they came out they saw their master sleeping like a dead pig.

No matter how much I shook him, he wouldn't wake up.

"Haha," Tang Shan laughed awkwardly, "I, the teacher, couldn't sleep at night. I had no sleep all night."

"I couldn't bear it. You saw me right after I fell asleep. What a coincidence."

"Really?" Goku raised an eyebrow.

If he and Sha Seng had not stayed here for half the night, he would have almost believed it.

The master's mouth is a lie.

"Master, help!"

"Someone is going to kill a pig!"

Zhu Bajie was tied to a tree and dangling from side to side.

Standing below are Guanyin Bodhisattva, Manjushri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and Lishan Laomu.

They picked up branches and hit Bajie on the butt.

"Shout louder and ask your master to come and redeem you."

Zhu Bajie: Do you think I’m worth that much money?

Tang Shan, Wukong and others followed the sound and came over.

From a distance, one could see four big men in formal attire holding Zhu Bajie hostage.

The weapon in his hand was confirmed to be harmless and he picked up a dry branch from the roadside.

As soon as they saw Tang Shan, they shouted, "Give us back our magic weapon!"

"Sisters, this is against the rules. You can spoil my apprentice as much as you want, but you will never be able to return the money."

"Then we will take all your disciples away and see how you can obtain the scriptures."

"I can't get the scriptures, Tathagata should be more anxious than me. If you don't mind offending him, that's fine."

Tang Shan said indifferently, "If you guys plan to force me, I will cry to death here, and let all the gods know that you pretended to be a girl to seduce the monk and forced Tang Seng to death!"

Anyway, you are definitely no match for Tathagata, and you dare not really obstruct the journey to obtain the scriptures.

He only dares to scare me, but unfortunately I'm not afraid, hahaha.

In the end, they walked away with tears on their faces, supporting each other.

Guanyin cursed: "How could I be so blind and picky that I found such a thing!"