Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Master, let's pack up and get on the road."

As soon as Wukong and Bajie came back, they were busy packing their luggage.

Tang Shan: When something is abnormal, there must be something wrong.

He's not usually this active. He disappeared for so long just now. Could it be that...

She said coldly, "Why, did you smash someone's fruit tree?"

Although I don't want to admit it, the plot is that it will always happen no matter how you avoid it.

"Clang!" Zhu Bajie's hand trembled and the pearl string fell onto the jade basin.

"Oh, you loser, be careful with my baby."

Tang Shan looked at the two treasures with heartache. If they were scratched, they would be worthless.

"No, no, I'm just trying to get the Buddhist book as soon as possible for the sake of the people of the world."

Tang Shan rolled her eyes at him and said: Look, is the word "easy to cheat" written on my face?

Zhu Bajie touched his nose awkwardly, his eyes flickering, and said guiltily.

"Brother Monkey is finished. Master already knows."

"It has nothing to do with me. You're finished." After saying that, Wukong immediately moved away from me.

The main character is a person who knows nothing and is just passing by.

Tang Shan was about to say it was okay, she had Guanyin's purifying bottle (which she had snatched from her last time).

It's just sprinkling water, it's an easy job.

Zhu Bajie fell to his knees, tears and snot streaming down his face.

"it's me!"

Wukong was suddenly surprised. This idiot actually admitted it so readily?

What a strange day.

The White Dragon Horse and Sha Seng were holding a bag of melon seeds, and their front teeth were chattering with each other.

"It was because I didn't keep a good eye on my senior brother that he overturned all the fruit trees. If you want to blame someone, blame me. It has nothing to do with my senior brother."

Hey~ This smells like green tea~

The White Dragon Horse almost swallowed the melon seed shells into his mouth.

Sha Seng stupidly took over and said, "So, Second Brother, you are indeed responsible as well."

"Puchi!" Tang Shan couldn't help laughing out loud.

It's over, the green tea pig meets the steely straight man, and there's absolutely no chance of making any waves.

Zhu Bajie glared at Sha Seng and said, "You, Old Six, just eat the melon. No one will think you are dumb if you don't say anything."

Wukong suddenly realized that he was waiting for me here!

"Wukong, come here." Tang Shan waved.

"Master, I didn't do this. If you don't believe me, you can go and see. There's a butt print on the tree."

Zhu Bajie's heart skipped a beat. Oh no, I was too careless!

"Listen to what I'm telling you..."

Tang Shan whispered in Wukong's ear.

The other three pricked up their ears and eavesdropped. What was the only thing they could tell the eldest brother?

No one cares where Qingfeng Mingyue went, after all, it's their freedom. (Actually, they were tied up in the woodshed by Wukong and Bajie. Oh, everyone can guess it.)

Wukong leaped onto the somersault cloud and flew towards the fairyland of Penglai in the East China Sea.

He traveled at lightning speed, as fast as a meteor.

As soon as we arrived at Baiyun Cave, we saw three old men, Fu Lu Shou, playing chess under a pine tree.

"The monkey is coming, put the chess pieces away quickly."

Samsung was scrambling to straighten out the chessboard, wishing he could just pretend he hadn't seen it and run away.

"Hello, three star masters!" Wukong took small steps and greeted them with a smile.

"Why are you here instead of accompanying Tang Monk to obtain Buddhist scriptures?"

What's good about that? The real good thing is that I can't see you, the trouble-making monkey.

"To be honest, we damaged the ginseng fruit tree at Wuzhuang Temple, so we're asking if there's anything we can do about it."

Wukong spoke calmly, words that made Samsung shudder.

"That's the precious tree of Zhenyuan Daxian. You master and disciple really like picking on the big guys to cause trouble."

The birthday boy exclaimed, showing his leaky front teeth.

"We have no other options. We are powerless to help you. Great Sage, take care. We will not see you off."

Fuxing urged.

Wukong: Master’s guess was right. These old gods are afraid of being implicated by us.

This is easy to handle.

"If you can't cure it, then don't. But I've come all this way here. Do you have anything rare that I could take as a souvenir?"

He rolled his eyes and said, "Otherwise my master wouldn't believe that I have found anyone."

Wukong's gaze fell on the chess piece that Samsung had not yet been able to retract.

The chess pieces were actually made of mutton-fat jade, crystal clear and warm to the touch.

The three stars looked at each other in bewilderment. What was the monkey trying to do by staring at the chess piece?

The next second, Wukong pulled out a red, white and blue tape from behind him.

As the chain was pulled, the chess pieces, along with the chessboard and the container for the chess pieces, were all taken away with a "clatter".

"Great Sage!" The birthday star was so angry that he was leaning on his crutches. You are a bandit!

Wukong looked up and saw that the God of Longevity's walking stick seemed to be made of rosewood.

"You, what else do you want to do?" The birthday boy took a few steps back in fear.

Fuxing and Luxing each supported him on one side, good brothers, let's walk together.

"Here you go." Wukong snatched the cane.

Throw back the gourd hanging on it.

Just like that, Samsung watched him swagger away with a red, white and blue plastic bag on his crutches.

"Someone come! The Great Sage is robbing!"

Wukong left Penglai and went to Taiyuan Palace on Fangzhang Immortal Mountain.

Where the cranes were screaming, Emperor Donghua was sitting in a side room.

"Emperor, I am honored."

Wukong bowed politely.

A courtesy is never an offense; say hello before robbing.

That way he won't feel too uncomfortable when I take his things later.

"What brings you here, Great Sage?"

"It's a small matter. I just knocked over Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit tree. I wanted to ask you if there is any way to repair it."

Emperor Donghua: Huh? This is a small matter?

The old guy Zhenyuan has never been someone to be trifled with, let alone someone who destroyed his most cherished fruit trees.

"Great Sage, I only have one Nine-Transformation Taiyi Huandan, which can cure all living things in the world, but this fruit tree is the only one that cannot be cured."

Wukong rolled his eyes: Why are you saying so much when I can’t cure it?

Just one Nine-Turn Taiyi Huandan makes you so proud, wow.

"In that case, goodbye."

"Hey, I'm leaving now. At least have a few drinks with me. This delicious wine is so mellow."

Wukong paused and thought, "That's right, since I'm already here, how can I leave empty-handed?"

He turned around and picked up Emperor Donghua with one hand, and touched him all over.

"Great Sage, what are you doing? It's so itchy. Stop it. I don't like your style..."

Finally, he found a small brocade box inside the clothes, which contained the elixir.

"No, you're going to take it away even if it can't be cured?"

Just kidding, even if a dog passes by, you have to search for a few hairs.

When Wukong turned around and left, he also took the unopened wine on the table.

After a few seconds, "No, that's the wine I just put here!"

In a blink of an eye, Wukong arrived at Yingzhou Island again.

Beneath the red cliffs and pearl trees, a group of old immortals with youthful faces and white hair were drinking, playing chess, chatting and laughing, looking very comfortable.

That's good. You guys are living comfortably in retirement, but I still have to travel and fly around every day to obtain scriptures.

Wukong suddenly felt unbalanced.

Old darlings, your nemesis in old age is here!