Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Give me the hammer."

Tang Shan wore a pair of transparent goggles under the mask, and pried open the white elephant's mouth with extremely serious eyes.

The white elephant was so nervous that he even forgot to breathe. What kind of thing was filling a tooth with a hammer?

Was he filling his own tooth or was he planning to knock out the remaining four?

The white elephant lay on the stone table, his hands nervously clutching the corners of his clothes. He was afraid with his eyes closed, and even more afraid with his eyes open.

His head was surrounded by several pairs of cold eyes. "Brother, can you please stop fighting and help me see if you can fill my tooth first?"

On this side, intense medical treatment was being carried out, while on the other side, Goku and the Blue-Haired Lion were fighting fiercely. Both sides had reached a strange harmony of not disturbing each other.

"Well--"

Tang Shan raised a small saw.

The white elephant began to struggle, but Bajie and Lao Sha held his hands and feet tightly.

As for his dishonest long nose, Tang Shan had already tied it to Bajie's belly.

Tang Shan used steel bars to hold the white elephant's mouth open. All the operations seemed so amateur and professional, outrageous and reasonable.

"Um, Holy Monk, could you give me some Ma Fei San or something first?"

The white elephant no longer dared to call the monk "holy monk". "Holy monk" was the most witty name at the moment.

Tang Shan took out a tranquilizer gun, which was about the same size as the one Bajie had just used.

"You want to fight, right?"

She was considerate and raised the needle to confirm the patient's wishes again.

White elephant...

"No... no need..."

He closed his eyes in despair. Why, why did he suddenly have a brain cramp and ask the monk to help him fill the two tusks?

He also handed over all the treasures he had collected over the past hundreds of years.

Now there is only one word: regret, regret, regret beyond measure.

"Wipe your sweat."

Tang Shan's hands were busy all the time. Xiaobai quickly picked up a piece of cotton with tweezers and carefully wiped the thin layer of sweat on her forehead.

She gently stroked the ivory, her eyes showing desire, if only all six teeth could

"Holy monk, you promised to fix my tooth if I paid you."

The white elephant suddenly spoke nervously.

Just when he felt the monk touching his teeth reluctantly, his whole body was trembling.

"Alas~" Tang Shan sighed softly, "Don't you trust the character of the holy monk?"

Bai Xiang and his disciples all looked up in surprise.

White Elephant: If you hadn’t said that, I might not be so scared.

Bajie: Master, your character is questionable.

Tang Shan: I'm not a fool. I can still tell the difference between a few pieces of ivory and a treasure that's hundreds of years old.

After some tinkering, I finally managed to glue the two broken teeth back together.

But I don’t know if it will fall off while eating, or when it will fall off.

After all, Tang Sanye Dental Clinic does not provide after-sales service.

The white elephant touched the six teeth on the edge of his mouth in surprise and joy, "Really, it's really been filled."

From now on, he will be a true six-tusked white elephant.

How can touching alone maximize the emotional value? The thoughtful Tang Shan handed him a small pink mirror.

"Ah~ Whose elephant has six big white tusks? This guy is so handsome."

Tang Shan put on a smile that was bright enough but without any real emotion, as if she was coaxing a child.

This made the white elephant's eyes smile even more, and he even ignored the big lion who was still fighting a life-and-death duel in front of him.

"Holy Monk, I apologize for any offense I just gave you. Please don't take it to heart."

"Eh~" Tang Shan waved her hand nonchalantly, "I'm used to it. We're all workers, I totally understand."

The white elephant bared its six large white tusks and shouted in the direction of the blue-haired lion, "Big brother, stop fighting. We are all family."

Tang Shan waved, "Kongkong~ Come back first."

Wukong who was in high spirits:?

He immediately put away his stick and flew to his master.

The green lion, with disheveled hair, walked up to the white elephant and said, "Second brother, why are you talking nonsense for no reason?"

He glanced at the people opposite him with eyes full of hostility, and it was obvious that he was still furious.

"Brother, look at me," the white elephant said, raising his trunk high with his hand and grinning, "What's the difference?"

The blue-haired lion scanned the scene suspiciously, "What's the difference?"

"Brother, I'm asking you, why are you asking me back?"

The Green-Haired Lion said seriously, "Second brother, we've been at odds for hundreds of years, and you've always been like this."

So, what's the difference?

"Oh well." The white elephant put down his trunk in disappointment. "I have six tusks now."

"Huh?" The Green-haired Lion was even more confused. "Haven't you always been Liuya?"

The scene was just like a girlfriend who had just finished dressing up and asked her boyfriend expectantly, "What do you think is different about me today?"

The emotional value of this wave of the Green Lion is simply negative.

The light in Bai Xiang's eyes completely went out, and he said "hmm" lightly.

Tang Shan couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

"Um... Little Lion, do you want to fill a cavity? It's not expensive, just give it to me and keep it for a few hundred years."

……

"Hey, it's amazing. Now it really doesn't stink at all."

While disinfecting her hands, Tang Shan instructed, "Eat less meat and more vegetables in the future, and brush your teeth at least twice a day."

The green-haired lion was like a fool, not understanding what was said and just nodded woodenly.

"When you have time, learn more from your brother. He managed the Black Chicken Kingdom very well."

The Green-Haired Lion murmured to himself, "If we imitate him, wouldn't that wipe out the entire lion lineage?"

Tang Shan glanced at his lower body and said, "You don't do anything serious when you have it. What else do you do besides eating human flesh?"

There are several-meter-high walls of human bones surrounding the Lion Camel Ridge, and the soil is all bloody when you dig down.

I don't know if he vomited from eating vegetarian food while riding as a mount in the sky, so when he came down he ate the human flesh buffet as much as he could.

The Green-Haired Lion asked with concern, "Have you seen my brother? How is he now?"

Tang Shan couldn't help but laugh out loud, "What else can I do? After the business trip, I'll naturally be taken back and continue to be treated like a slave."

The eyes of the blue-haired lion and the white elephant suddenly dimmed. It seemed that they didn't have much time left.

"Oh, why do you all look so gloomy?" Tang Shan saw the atmosphere suddenly become dull.

"Why don't you discuss with my Xiaobai how to be a good mount?"

After all, the blue-haired lion and the white elephant have been ridden by people for who knows how many years, and they should have deep experience in improving customer experience and providing emotional value.

"Ah?" The three famous mounts showed expressions of disbelief at the same time.

This kind of thing is not something to be proud of or publicize, so why should we discuss it with each other?

Besides, neither of them is familiar with the White Dragon Horse.

Xiaobai: I’m sorry, Master, my name is Bai Longma now.