Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Oh no!" Sha Seng pushed Bajie's hand away. "This won't do. That won't do. If it's just a few seconds later, Master will be swallowed up."

At this time, Tang Shan was enjoying the fun of being lifted high in the air by the trapeze artist. She even wanted to take out her mobile phone to take a photo as a souvenir.

"It's okay, look at me!"

Bajie suddenly fell to the ground with a "bang" and lost consciousness.

Xiaobai was speechless, "Second Brother, what are you doing? Are you pretending to be dead?"

Are people so blatantly afraid of death now?

Sha Seng quickly took off his shoes and socks and said, "Let me do it."

Tang Shan shifted her gaze to the three disciples on the ground. Sha Seng raised a pair of white socks that showed through black and placed them at Bajie's nostrils.

The next second, Bajie opened his eyes suddenly, "Lao Sha you..."

After he rolled his eyes, his pretending to be dizzy turned into real dizziness.

Xiaobai covered his mouth and spoke incoherently, "Third Brother, you...you killed a pig!"

Sha Seng was so scared that he dropped the weapon in his hand and hit the unconscious Bajie directly in the face.

"I...I just wanted to wake up Second Brother, I...I didn't..."

Tang Shan...

Shouldn't I remove the socks that are blocking my nostrils first?

She looked down at the white elephant and said, "See? If you don't let me down, you'll end up like my stupid apprentice."

He poked the elephant's trunk. "Your nostrils are not small, after all."

"Hahaha--"

When the white elephant laughed, Tang Shan, who was entangled on it, also began to sway slightly. It felt like a rocking car that could be played without paying any coins.

"I have already seen through your plan. How could I possibly let you succeed?"

Do you really think I, the six-tusked white elephant, am a fool?

"Alas, if you don't accept my toast, I'll have to drink the wine for you."

I originally wanted to be nice to you for the sake of Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, but I ended up getting too carried away.

The next second, Tang Shan took out a small glass jar from her pocket and sprinkled white powder into the white elephant's two nostrils.

"Ahhhh——"

The entire 100ml can of white pepper powder was sprinkled into the long elephant trunk.

The white elephant felt its nose was extremely itchy, so it relaxed its grip and sneezed.

"Master——"

Sha Seng and Xiaobai opened their arms wide. If nothing unexpected happened, they should have wanted to catch their master who was about to fall from five meters.

Tang Shan: Jump, rotate two and a half times, step one foot at a time, and finally land firmly on the ground with both feet.

Ok?

Sha Seng and Xiao Bai felt their eyes were a little dizzy and there was something strange on top of their heads. What just happened?

"Ow—"

Tang Shan landed on a warm and soft floor, like a spring, and the experience was quite satisfying.

Suddenly, something heavy stepped on Bajie's belly. He screamed miserably and then his nose and mouth were covered with socks, and he immediately fainted.

"Ouch, sorry, sorry," Tang Shan quickly jumped down, "I misjudged the landing point."

"Oh, Second Brother, please don't die!"

Sha Seng then remembered Bajie lying on the ground, and quickly ran up to take the socks away.

Xiaobai squatted down immediately after, poking Bajie's face with his finger, "Master, is it necessary to save Second Brother?"

While in a coma, Bajie could still vaguely hear the sounds from the outside world, and shouted in his heart: I just fainted, I’m not really dead.

You are so good, Lao Sha Xiaobai. You seem to be quiet and honest, but it turns out that you are secretly trying to bring me down in order to get to the top.

The white elephant was still spinning 360 degrees wildly and shaking his nose. The pepper was stuck to his nasal mucosa and nose hairs and couldn't come out.

While Wukong turned his head to avoid the breath attack of the green-haired lion, he also paid attention to the situation on Tang Shan's side.

Only when he saw the white elephant spinning around playing with its trunk did he look away and concentrate on the fight.

"Snapped--"

Tang Shan slapped him immediately. "Huh? Still not awake?"

"Clap--"

Then two more hits came from my backhand, and my hand was burning with pain.

"Hey, Master, please stop hitting Second Brother."

Sha Seng quickly stepped forward to block the slap that was about to fall.

Bajie was crying in his heart, thinking that Lao Sha was still the best.

The next second, he said, "Master, let me see, your hand is hurt."

Sha Monk took out his magic staff and said, "If you use this, you won't have to use so much force to fight."

"Wow~" Tang Shan weighed Sha Seng's weapon and it seemed that you really can't bully honest people.

However, there is another reason why he cannot be woken up.

"Master, your needle is so long, and the tube at the back is too big."

Xiaobai and Laosha looked at the syringe in Tang Shan's hand in shock. In terms of size, it was not much smaller than a sugarcane.

"Your second brother must have sniffed his own shoes and then smelled Lao Sha's socks, and now he has a fungal infection."

"what?"

Although they didn't know what a fungal infection was, they understood it was caused by shoes and socks.

Did Sha Seng feel a little guilty? In that case, didn't it really happen that he was the one who caused his second brother to get into trouble?

"Master, please save Second Brother."

Tang Shan slowly pushed the syringe, and the medicine gushed out. "Take off his pants, and we'll just give him an injection in the butt."

Why not spank the arms? Because spanking is more enjoyable.

The time when I played doctor as a child finally came true here.

"That's what I said, but the needle is so big..."

Xiaobai wanted to say something but stopped himself, feeling that even if he recovered, it would be useless.

Then, everyone just watched quietly as Tang Shan injected the entire bottle of potion into Bajie's body.

This story tells them that in the future they should not smell even their own smelly shoes easily.

At this time, Bai Xiang had almost finished throwing the pepper powder. He quietly approached Tang Shan from behind, intending to launch a sneak attack.

But his eyes caught sight of two ivory tusks that Tang Shan accidentally dropped on the ground when she was turning over the syringe.

The color, the texture, the size, no matter how you look at it, they all look like your own.

He subconsciously raised his hand and put it into his mouth to feel around. He had always been curious about why he only had four tusks when his name was Liuya.

Tang Shan felt the burning gaze behind her, so she twisted her neck to look back. The white elephant was staring blankly at a point about ten centimeters away from her butt.

shock!

Could he be a scoundrel?

It's scary. Boys need to protect themselves when they go out.

Tang Shan moved her butt inside and raised her hand to pull out the cassock to cover her butt.

During this commotion, she also saw the ivory that had fallen to the ground.

Okay, it’s okay to eat Tang Monk’s flesh for her body, but it’s absolutely unforgivable to covet her money.

"What are you looking at!"

Tang Shan quickly picked up the ivory and put it back into her pocket. Don't think that you can get the ivory back just because you are a white elephant.

These two ivory tusks were the compensation given by Samantabhadra Bodhisattva after he disguised himself as a beautiful girl to seduce the master and his disciple but was discovered.

Although she didn't know why there were only two, after all, white elephants have six tusks, so it would be okay to pull out two more.

"Where did you get the ivory?"

Bai Xiang spoke in a low voice, trying hard to control his excitement.

Tang Shan's imagination was sparked: "Oh, you want me to help you fill your teeth, right?"

She crossed her arms and frowned slightly, "With two teeth missing, I really don't look as majestic."

"What!" White Elephant was agitated. "You...you can help me fill in the tusk?"

Tang Shan patted his butt and stood up. "Although I am a holy monk, I have my own parents and disciples. It is not easy to support my family. Look at this..."

She spread out her long-lost palm and said, "Money makes the world go round. I don't need to say more."