Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Tang Shan shook her head, these shoes were useless.

She winked at Wukong, who stepped forward, picked up Bajie with one hand and pulled him back.

"Hey, wait a minute."

Bajie danced with joy, and as he was pushed away, his two toes exerted force at the same time, and his big toe and second toe clamped the shoe tightly to drag it away.

Even if I can't wear it, it's still a rare treasure and I can't let it be given to others.

They are indeed Tang Shan’s disciples. Don’t even think about getting anything out of them.

Tang Shan waved at the green-haired lion and said, "Come on, stop opening that big mouth of yours. I can see cavities in it!"

"What!" The Green Lion nervously pulled the White Elephant over to him, "Look, second brother, is there really something there?"

"Eh~" Xiaobai gently rubbed Tang Shan's shoulders. "Luckily, I brush my teeth with Master every day, otherwise this would be so ugly."

As he spoke, he showed everyone a row of teeth that were as white as new. See, this is the pride of the dragon.

The white elephant stuck half of its head into the lion's mouth to check, and sure enough, there were several dark holes at the back of the lion's tusks.

Tang Shan looked at the two brothers above with a speechless look. The two mounts were each dumber than the other.

"Disciples, the Green-Haired Lion didn't actually swallow up 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers back then."

"Hey, that's what I told you." Bajie felt that he was fine again.

Wukong pushed him away with a palm, "Don't interrupt."

On the surface, Bai Xiang was helping his elder brother with his teeth seriously, but in fact, Da Erduo had already focused his attention on what Tang Shan was going to say next.

The two ears hidden under the lion's fur trembled slightly. There was no way Tang Sanzang could know these things!

“Actually, this is what happened back then!”

Tang Shan ran to the side, her hands spread wide. "These are the 100,000 heavenly soldiers. They are all strong and powerful, and they are very impressive."

Then she ran to the other side with her mouth wide open.

"When the green-haired lion saw this, he wanted to open his mouth and roar to get the Bodhisattva to come and save him. However, because he ate human flesh and had cavities and never brushed his teeth, his breath was extremely bad."

"Oh!" Sha Seng suddenly realized, "Then the 100,000 heavenly soldiers were driven away by his bad breath!"

Tang Shan immediately transformed from a spirited young man back into a mature and steady monk. He put his hands behind his waist and nodded with clear eyes.

This was the only reason she could think of at the moment.

Suddenly, the disciples looked at the green-haired lion above with strange expressions.

Since it stinks so much, then his brother is now...

The white elephant silently blocked his hanging trunk with his fingers, then stuck his head out as if nothing had happened, and then took a few steps away from his elder brother.

For so long, he didn't notice that his elder brother had bad breath, perhaps because his nose and his elder brother's mouth were not at the same level.

At this moment, he was extremely grateful that his parents had given him such a long nose.

The green-haired lion first glared at Tang Shan with resentment, and then looked at his brother in disbelief as he retreated cautiously.

Disbelief, sadness and despair flashed across his eyes.

why?

Why would the bad breath that I had concealed for hundreds of years suddenly be exposed in front of everyone!

The blue-haired lion suddenly changed from a high-spirited lion king to a discouraged and sloppy middle-aged lion.

It seems that this was a secret buried deep in his heart, and it was a big blow when it was suddenly exposed.

"Oh, how can you be his good brother? He's almost broken. Hug him and comfort him."

Tang Shan stared at Bai Xiang with her innocent big eyes. This brother is not that good.

The white elephant raised his finger and pointed at himself in surprise, "I...I hold you?"

As he said this, he glanced at his older brother who was a few steps away from him. Before he knew about his bad breath, he didn't think his mouth was so big. But now that he looked carefully, he realized that it was indeed a very big mouth.

"You...you're talking nonsense. My eldest brother is a lion of steel. How could he be shattered by something like this?"

Then, he saw the blue-haired lion really walking towards him with its arms open, "Second brother, woo woo woo—"

"Hey, big brother, don't, don't do that." Bai Xiang hurriedly stretched out his hand to block the way and backed away. "We don't do this."

I was screaming in my heart: Don’t come over here!

The Green-Haired Lion's expression froze, his arms suspended in the air. "Second brother, is the brotherhood we've shared for hundreds of years all fake?"

At this moment, Tang Shan said to Bajie, "If you dare to take off your shoes in front of me again, your position as my disciple will be over."

Bajie pouted in grievance, "This is all the result of my hard work and sweat carrying the load all the way."

He approached Tang Shan unwillingly and said, "Master, isn't the friendship we've shared over the years enough to offset this little bit of foot odor?"

"Go away~"

Tang Shan's mouth at a temperature of thirty-eight degrees spoke words at a temperature of minus eighteen degrees.

"Okay~"

Although Bajie loves to talk nonsense and make jokes, he also knows his master's limits and it would be bad if he said too much.

The white elephant and the green-haired lion shifted their gazes from Master and Disciple Tang Shan back to each other.

The white elephant's eyes seemed to be saying: Big brother, look, both the master and the disciple despise it, so it's normal for me to despise it too.

Green-haired lion: After all, the feelings were misplaced.

Xiaobai was rubbing his shoulders when he suddenly leaned down and said, "Master, do you feel that the atmosphere between the two monsters up there is a bit..." weird?

Out of boredom, Wukong had already started squatting aside, folding his arms and counting monkey hairs for fun.

Day after day, these big monsters with backgrounds are not allowed to be beaten, and beating the small monsters is not satisfying. It is really boring.

The blue-haired lion dropped his arms helplessly, and the next second he rushed towards Tang Shan in anger, "I'm going to kill you all!"

"Oh my!" Tang Shan hurriedly looked down, dug out a mask and put it on.

"You are not a good demon. How can you attack without warning in advance?"

"Bang!" The green-haired lion's sharp claws and Wukong's iron rod intertwined together.

Bajie, Laosha and Xiaobai hurriedly protected Tang Shan and retreated backwards.

"My dear master, it's already this late and you're still talking to him about monsters."

As they retreated, they saw their master flying up.

Tang Shan's mouth was wide open under the mask, and her eyes were shining with excitement.

"Master is going to ascend to become an immortal, hahahaha——"

Apart from Wukong who was concentrating on fighting, Bajie, Lao Sha and Xiaobai looked nervously at Tang Shan whose waist was tightly wrapped by the elephant's trunk.

Below was the very proud six-tusked white elephant. He put his hands on his hips and lifted Tang Shan up by the waist with his trunk like a python.

Tang Shan herself never expected that she would be able to experience the legendary max boyfriend power from an elephant.

Bajie: "Master, could you please be more serious?"

Pay attention, the big goblin below is going to eat you!

Sha Seng and Xiao Bai raised their weapons, "We will fight you!"

"Hey, hey, you're stupid," Bajie said, holding the two of them with one hand each. "What if you hurt Master?"