Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Cough cough cough-"

The blue-haired lion that was coughing up tears finally stopped coughing and stared at Tang Shan with bloodshot eyes.

"Hey! Master, look at him!"

Bajie hid behind Tang Shan and pointed at the blue-haired lion, "How dare he, a defeated general, stare at us!"

"If you glare at me again, my master will dig out your eyes."

After Bajie finished his harsh words, he even bent down to flatter him: "Tell me, am I right, Master?"

Tang Shan raised her index finger and pushed his pig face away. "Keep a low profile, keep a low profile. Why can't you learn it?"

Such a high hat was put on the master, pushing him to the forefront of public opinion. He is truly worthy of being called Tang Monk's wise and capable person.

Others cheat their fathers, but you cheat your master. Everything seems so logical and natural.

Sha Seng first clasped his hands together and bowed, then put his hands on his hips and said loudly: "My master has a good temper, good character and everything else. I won't bother with you little scoundrels, don't be so arrogant!"

Ok?

Bajie widened his eyes. When did Lao Sha become so tough and talkative?

Usually, I am the only one who can seize this rare opportunity to flatter my master.

No, I can’t let Lao Sha take away my role.

Otherwise, his already precarious position in his master's heart would be completely gone.

"Lao Sha, things like shouting at the enemy should be left to the senior brothers. You just go back and take care of the logistics."

Bajie grabbed Sha Seng's shoulders with both hands and pushed him back hard.

Wukong is a ruthless man of few words. He holds the iron rod in his hand silently, ready to attack at any time.

Bajie is a typical example of someone who talks a lot but actually does zero damage.

"Fairy, let me tell you, you were able to swallow up 100,000 heavenly soldiers because I, Old Pig, was not there at the time. Otherwise..."

Tang Shan sat up straight, "Otherwise you will stuff him to death?"

The air was silent for a second, and then there was the rustling sound of giggles that were desperately trying to be suppressed.

In addition to Bajie and the lion involved, Lao Sha, Wukong, Xiaobai and the white elephant who reacted on the scene were all trying hard to suppress the urge to laugh.

The white elephant's mouth is under its big nose. As long as the curve of its mouth corners is not too big, there is generally no noticeable abnormality.

As long as his eyes don't show a smile on his face.

Wukong didn't mind being seen by Bajie with his bright smile. After all, they teased each other every day, so this was nothing.

Sha Seng and Xiaobai lowered their heads, not daring to look at Bajie.

Later, they couldn't help but hug each other and laughed in their arms.

Their shoulders were shaking so much that if you looked outside and didn't know, you would think their master was dead.

"Master~" Bajie stamped his feet embarrassedly, "How could you say that to me!"

Who was he saying that for?

Tang Shan frowned: Oh my god, this fierce pig is acting like a spoiled child, it really makes me feel uncomfortable.

The green-haired lion reacted, "Okay, then I'll give you a chance now. Let's fight and see if it's really as you said!"

"puff--"

Bajie felt like he was going to break. Could these monsters tell the difference between the one who was just bragging and the one who really wanted to fight?

Wukong, who really wanted to hit someone, simply raised the iron stick and pushed it against Bajie's butt, pushing him out.

After escaping from the lion's mouth with great difficulty, Bajie has to face the green-haired lion's pig-sucking technique alone this time.

Should he immediately kneel down and beg for mercy, admitting that he is not as skilled as his opponent, or should he pretend to be calm and continue to maintain his brave persona?

Now, what choice will he make?

After ten seconds of brainstorming, the lion opened its mouth one second later.

"Hmph, just you?" Bajie suddenly had an idea and pulled Lao Sala out.

"You can't even beat a logistics manager in our pilgrimage team. If you don't believe me, just try it yourself!"

"Second Brother, I"

He was just standing there quietly, how did he become cannon fodder?

Bajie pressed his hand down, "My junior brother said, you are not worthy to fight me. He can kill you with just one finger."

Sha Seng was anxious, "It's not you, Second Brother"

Bajie quickly covered his mouth and said, "Lao Sha, this is a great opportunity for you to make a name for yourself. Senior Brother has given you this great opportunity to show your talents. Don't let Master down."

After he finished speaking, he quickly jumped back behind Tang Shan and stood there as if nothing had happened.

It was as if everything that just happened had nothing to do with him.

The lion fixed his sharp and fierce eyes on Sha Seng, "Are you the one who wants to fight me?"

Drifting Monk stood there in a daze. What had happened? Why was he here? What was he going to say next?

"Ah~" Tang Shan and Wukong shook their heads at the same time. Lao Sha was still as silly as ever.

Tang Shan bent down and began to take off her shoes.

Wukong asked curiously, "Master, do you want us to take off our shoes and socks and stink them to death?"

Bajie and Xiaobai: Oh? Is this okay?

Tang Shan paused. "Do you really think I'm Xiaoxin's dad?" There are such powerful, green, environmentally friendly, and recyclable biological weapons.

"Please, my feet don't smell."

As she spoke, she quickened her pace to understand the shoes.

The white elephant whispered in the lion's ear, "Brother, these monks are too despicable. They actually want to insult you with their stinky shoes!"

The lion's anger grew stronger and stronger.

At this moment, Bajie started to show off again and took off both shoes in just two seconds.

To ensure its effectiveness, he even lifted himself up and took a deep sniff inside.

"vomit--"

He almost fainted. Although they were his own shoes, he had to admit that they smelled really bad.

A foul odor quickly spread in the cave, and Tang Shan covered her nose.

"Are you hiding rotten fish and shrimp in the cave?"

White Elephant God-level Translator: "Brother, he mocked us for eating only rotten dead fish and shrimp, but we are clearly eating fresh human flesh!"

This is intolerable. The angry eyes of the green-haired lion are so angry that two balls of fire can burst out.

"Lao Sha, put on your teacher's shoes."

Sha Seng was holding the bionic technology shoes that Tang Shan had just thrown to him, and there was still warmth inside.

what!

The master actually gave Lao Sha the precious shoes that could not be blown down by the wind?

Bajie's shoes fell to the ground, and a storm started in his mind again.

If I had the shoes of my master, I wouldn’t have to worry about being sucked into the lion’s stomach.

Since you are not afraid, you should take this great opportunity to show off yourself.

Ever since——

"Hey hey hey, Lao Sha~"

Bajie smiled and said, "Brother, let's go first on this dangerous matter."

He walked up to Sha Seng and pulled the shoes out of his arms, then turned around and made another arrogant statement.

"Fairy, I have Master's magic weapon in my hand. You are dead this time!"

Sha Seng was inexplicably pulled out and pushed back, it was just a formality.

Bajie immediately bent down, supported his body on one leg, and tried hard to stuff the other foot into the shoe he picked up.

It’s over, the size is wrong!