Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

White Elephant looked at the people below with a smug look on his face, "You're finished! My eldest brother can swallow a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers in one breath. You've messed with the wrong guy!"

Bajie knew they were powerful, but he never thought they were this powerful.

One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers! Is he a lion or a glutton?

It’s over, it’s over. I shouldn’t have followed Master in here and gone crazy.

The lion adjusted the hair on his neck with a domineering attitude, "You guys are not enough to fill the gaps between my teeth."

Tang Shan calmly retorted: "Your teeth are so far apart, don't you need to see a dentist? Or a veterinarian is fine."

"you"

"You, you, you, what are you talking about?" Tang Shan interrupted. "You still have a hundred thousand of them. Why don't you just say you're a celestial dog and swallowed the moon?"

"Oh, Master, this won't do. Sister Chang'e lives there!"

Bajie quickly reminded.

If the moon is gone, then my white moonlight will have nowhere to live.

As the only officially certified Heavenly Dog, Xiaotian Dog is currently guarding the Zhenjun Temple.

Tang Shan turned to look at Bajie and said, "Do you think the 100,000 heavenly soldiers he swallowed are the 100,000 cannon fodder in the Tianhe River that you often talk about?"

"What?" He staggered a step. Was the person he swallowed his former soldier?

The lion, whose face turned red and blue with anger, said: No, I was just bragging, why did you bring up the 100,000 heavenly soldiers in Tianhe?

Tang Shan, Lao Sha and others stared at Bajie with wide eyes. It was not right for him to be so calm.

Bajie's eyes flickered. He knew that he was no match for the lion. He couldn't risk his life for a colleague from hundreds of years ago.

Besides, life and death are determined by fate, so they can only blame their bad luck.

However, his eyes met Tang Shan and Lao Sha for just a second before he quickly looked away.

My master is watching me. If I don't express my opinion, won't he think I'm a coward, incompetent, and afraid of death?

He looked at the lion, then gave Sha Seng a questioning and confirming look.

Lao Sha nodded firmly, and the eye contact between the two seemed to indicate some kind of tacit understanding.

Bajie: Okay, I have just passed the message to Lao Sha. As long as he stops me when the time comes, the matter can be covered up.

"Damn lion, I'm going to kill you!"

Bajie took out a rake from behind his butt and shouted as he was about to charge forward.

After taking two steps, huh?

Tang Shan and the others stood in unison at the back, full of anticipation and encouragement, almost like cheerleaders.

Sha Monk: "Second Brother, go bravely."

Wukong looked at him with a half-smile. Since the fool was so loyal, he might as well let him show it.

The lion stood up quickly. He had never swallowed a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers.

But the big words have already been spoken, and there is absolutely no reason to take them back. Otherwise, how can I be the king in the future?

Bajie stood still with his rake in hand, seemingly running forward, but in fact he didn't take a single step.

He turned around and winked at Sha Seng, "Come and stop me!"

Lao Sha asked with concern, "Second Brother, do you have an eyelid cramp?"

What should I do? The devil and the second brother are still going to fight, why did he get cramps at this time?

The white elephant and the lion stood side by side: "Brother, kill him!"

Bajie was extremely anxious, wondering who would come and save him.

The lion opened its mouth wider and wider, until it was big enough to easily swallow a whole watermelon.

Tang Shan: "Oh no! Is he going to use the Lion's Roar Technique?"

Bajie's heart instantly rose to his throat. Lion's Roar? Just hearing the name sounded very powerful.

Wukong: "Master, the Lion's Roar should produce sound when the mouth is opened, but he opened his mouth so wide and there's not even a sound."

Bajie's heart was relieved a little by 0.01 centimeters.

Tang Shan placed her index finger on the bridge of her nose, her eyes deep, "Since it's not an outward skill, it can only be..."

The lion's open mouth suddenly produced a powerful suction force, continuously sucking Tang Shan and others to his mouth.

Five seconds before the suction was generated, Tang Shan quickly changed into the latest researched centipede bionic technology outerwear shoes.

The shoes are surrounded by a dense circle of insect legs. When the wind speed reaches level eight or above, they will embed into the ground and continue to extend and produce branches.

Like a big tree, it firmly welds the person wearing shoes to the ground.

This new type of shoes was originally developed to fight against super-destructive typhoons, but now it is useful.

Wukong smashed his stick into the ground and stood straight with his chest puffed out proudly.

The wind could only ruffle his hair, but couldn't blow him away at all.

Sha Seng and Xiaobai huddled together and hid behind Wukong and Tang Shan.

Bajie used his rake to hook onto the nearby pillar, and so far, no one had been sucked away.

"Master, Monkey, please save me!"

He was wrong, and he would never pretend again.

White Elephant added fuel to the fire, "Brother, give it a little more strength."

Then the lion's mouth opened wider and the wind continued to increase.

Bajie's body was hanging in the air, one hand tightly gripping the handle of the rake, while the other hand desperately tried to pull up his pants.

"Stop blowing, my pants are going to fall off."

Hmm? Pants?

Tang Shan suddenly had an idea, "Bajie, let go!"

Let go of the pants and wait until the pants are stuck to the lion's face, then see how he can still suck.

Bajie:?

You want me to let go?

He looked at Tang Shan in shock. It must be because the wind was too strong that he heard it wrong. How could his master ask him to die?

Tang Shan: This idiot must not know which hand to put.

Forget it, I still have to rely on myself.

"Kong Kong, can you lend me some hair?"

Tang Shan and Wukong remained as steady as old dogs under the strong suction, while Sha Seng and Xiaobai had silently pulled up the corners of their clothes.

"Master, what do you want my hair for?"

Goku asked as he pulled a few of them from his hand and handed them carefully to her.

"The wind is strong, Master, hold it well."

The helpless Bajie was disheveled in the wind. It was already such a time, was a piece of monkey hair more important than him?

As a result, Tang Shan didn't even think about holding it firmly, and just threw it towards the wind.

One flew into the lion's nose, and the rest flew into his throat, and he suddenly burst into a violent coughing fit.

With a "bang", Bajie fell to the ground from mid-air.

"Ouch! It hurts so much."

The claw branches on the side of Tang Shan's shoes instantly jumped out from the ground and returned to their original shape. Now she can walk like a normal pair of shoes.

Wukong drew out his golden cudgel, took a few steps forward and picked up Bajie with one hand.

"Put your pants on quickly, it's embarrassing."

Bajie stood up and quickly tightened his belt with both hands, lowering his head and muttering softly: "It's all because you didn't come to save me..."

"Cough cough cough-"

The white elephant patted the lion's back in a panic, "Brother, are you okay?"

Then he angrily scolded Tang Shan, "You are called a holy monk, but you are so despicable as to use hidden weapons!"

Tang Shan, who had only thrown a few monkey hairs, said she was innocent. What was the big deal about just a few monkey hairs?

Besides, which law stipulates that holy monks cannot use hidden weapons?

Tang Shan: "I think you are just being pretentious!"