Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"GuluGulu——"

Milky white bone soup was bubbling in the iron pot boiling over a high fire. The cook sprinkled a handful of chopped green onions into it, stirred it a few times with a spoon, and was about to serve.

The on-duty officers who were waiting outside in the clouds finally saw two little demons carrying some onions, bones and other side dishes, followed by four people carrying pots.

"Quick! Report it and find help!"

A colorful auspicious cloud instantly turned into several small clouds and scattered.

"Brother, this isn't human bone soup, is it?"

Tang Shan looked at the thigh bone floating in the pot and her stomach began to churn.

"Hey, since you won't let us eat meat, I have to use some dried bones to make some soup. You guys must be hungry too."

The Green-Haired Lion personally brought a bowl to Tang Shan as he spoke, "This is very nutritious."

Tang Shan...

The apprentices also stared at the bowls of soup in front of them and didn't dare to move.

Although they had eaten human flesh before, it was unacceptable for them to do so again given their current status.

The white elephant and the blue-haired lion, however, picked up the bowl and drank it all up in a gulp. They wiped the oil stains from their mouths and exclaimed, "It feels so good."

Tang Shan felt her stomach churning.

The six-tusked white elephant and the green-haired lion have been dealt with, and now there is only one big roc left.

"Holy monk, we'll find some capable men to carry you across Lion Camel Ridge. You'll have to speak well of me in front of the Bodhisattva."

They have eaten so many people here and done all kinds of evil, fearing that they will be punished later.

Tang Shan: The abacus fell on my face.

Don’t I have my own White Dragon Horse? Do I need you to find someone to carry me?

If you're going to give something, please give something practical.

She smiled and said, "That's easy to say, but you have three kings in Lion Camel Ridge. What if these three kings disagree?"

"Hey, Dapeng, don't worry about him. We didn't plan to bring him along originally, but he came several times to ask us to be our sworn brother. We finally agreed to become his sworn brother after much annoyance."

The Green-Haired Lion thought back to hundreds of years ago. "Back then, the White Elephant and I had just come down from here. We occupied the Lion Camel Ridge and ruled as kings. We lived a free and comfortable life."

Tang Shan: I finally got over and my mount started singing. I don’t have to work and sleep until I wake up naturally. How can I not be happy when human flesh is fed to my mouth every day?

When talking about that time, the eyes of the blue-haired lion and the white elephant sparkled.

They were originally waiting here for Tang Monk to pass through and make some noise.

"Maybe our reputation is too great. Dapeng, the mayor of Lion City at the foot of the mountain, heard about it and came over. He insisted on becoming sworn brothers with us and eating Tang Monk's flesh together."

"Oh~" Master and disciple Tang Shan nodded.

The white elephant continued, "Since we all want to cause trouble for Tang Monk, we have come to the same goal. There is nothing wrong with having more brothers, so..."

The blue-haired lion quickly raised its paw to show its loyalty, "Saint Monk, we don't have any intention of hurting you now. This is all in the past."

The white elephant swung his trunk and said, "Yes, yes, we won't play with Dapeng anymore. As soon as you leave, we will go back to the sky."

Tang Shan was shocked. When did your ideological awareness become so high?

"Since you are all going back, what about the money you have plundered over the years?"

She rubbed her lips with her fingers and glanced in Bajie's direction.

Bajie, who had noticed the look, quickly replied, "Our master is compassionate. You have committed so many sins, and you should give away the gold and silver treasures you have collected to make amends."

Sha Monk: "Master, is this called spending money to ward off disaster?"

Wukong sneered and said, "This wealth was never theirs in the first place. This is not a disaster, but the law of nature, retribution."

Although I don’t know why the master wants so much money, it’s better than giving it to the goblin.

As long as the master is happy, he doesn't care about anything else.

The white elephant and the green-haired lion had just handed over a lot of goodies when they were getting their teeth, and they thought they wouldn't be discovered if they hid some of them secretly.

"Holy monk, you," the words of the Green-haired Lion were stuck in his throat. Isn't it said that monks don't covet material things?

The white elephant put his arm and shook his head gently, "Brother, what the holy monk said makes sense."

He then whispered in the green-haired lion's ear, "Even if we take it to heaven, the Bodhisattva will confiscate it. It's better to make friends with Tang Sanzang. Maybe he can be of use to us in the future."

Surprise flashed in the eyes of the Green-haired Lion, "Second brother, you understand. I'll do as you say."

They ordered their men to move all the valuables out of the cave, and boxes of heavy wooden boxes filled the hall.

Tang Shan almost wanted to take off from the spot, pounce on the box and say "I love you" a dozen times.

Fortunately, I have seen many big scenes over the years, so I am able to maintain my composure at this moment.

She tried her best to suppress the upturned corners of her mouth and maintain her calm and cool persona.

"Very good, very good. I will keep these valuables for the people temporarily. I will deal with them after my disciple and I have retrieved the scriptures."

The little devil with black wings flapping in his heart: Hehehe, who will remember this by then?

Tang Shan looked at Bajie as if he were a dead person: Are you stupid? Hurry up and use my Qiankun sleeve to put your things in it.

Do I really have to do such a shameful thing myself?

Bajie received the gaze again and said: Why do I, the old pig, have such a miserable life?

Lao Sha and Xiao Bai are right next door, why are they only giving me a hard time?

Just when Wukong and the Green-haired Lion were concentrating on fighting, and the White Elephant was pressed on the stone table by Tang Shan and others, the little demons below hurriedly ran down the mountain to ask the three kings for help.

The Peng bird, which was still washing itself, was so happy when it heard that Tang Seng had arrived.

He immediately jumped out of the pool. There is a mosaic picture here.

But since his body had just gotten wet, his feathers were also wet when he turned into a roc, so he couldn't fly at all.

I had to stand naked in the sun for a while, and only set off after my body was completely dry.

The little demons who served him in bathing were so scared that they turned around and covered their eyes. It was over, their eyes were no longer clean.

But, the king's thing seems a little... small...

At this time, the on-duty official led Nezha, the Third Prince, and Erlang Shen to the sky above Lion Camel Ridge.

After all, these two are the best fighters in the entire heaven.

Erlang Shen was thinking of finding an excuse to go down to the mortal world so that he could pick some free wild flowers and bring them back to give to Chang'e.

As for Nezha, he wanted to improve his relationship with Tang Shan. After all, he still needed his help with Li Jing's Linglong Pagoda.

The sky, which was originally clear and sunny, was suddenly covered by the sky, and they were inexplicably shrouded in darkness.

Erlang Shen and Nezha: Heaven has collapsed? Finally no need to go to work?

Several people looked up at the same time, and saw a pair of huge golden wings stretching for 90,000 miles occupying the entire sky.

"Oh my god, such a big bird."

Erlang Shen raised his foot and kicked the Sky Howling Dog at his feet, "Go~"

Roaring Sky Dog...

His wings are longer than his life.