Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

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Not surprisingly, Wukong was blown from the Banana Cave to the Small Xumi Mountain again. The direction, speed and distance cannot be said to be the same, but they are exactly the same.

After what he had experienced, Wukong was too lazy to struggle. He would just wait until he flew tens of thousands of miles and landed on the ground naturally.

As for the Bull Demon King, who gets slapped every time regardless of whether he is happy or not, it is a common occurrence. Stay calm, it is just a small matter.

This time, Wukong did not land on the giant tree, but flew directly through countless giant trees, perfectly avoiding more than a dozen pavilions, flew into the window of Lingji Bodhisattva's bedroom, and landed directly on his bed.

There was a high bed with soft pillows underneath. When Wukong opened his eyes, he saw a strange house and the curling smell of sandalwood.

The monks and believers in the temple began to whisper to each other, "Did you see that just now? A yellow thing flew past."

"I just saw it too. It's long and looks like a person from its outline."

"No way, I think it might be a rock that accidentally fell from the sky."

"This, this, this, this is too dangerous."

Lingji was originally chanting with his eyes closed, but when he heard some chaotic noises below, he had to open his eyes to check.

He asked the fairy boy beside him: "What's the commotion?"

Reciting scriptures requires calmness, sincerity and real heart, but nowadays I am afraid that this will not have any effect.

The fairy boy replied respectfully, "In reply to Master, something suddenly flew over my head just now. It looked like a person."

"Why are you making such a fuss about such an ordinary thing? It seems there's no point in continuing to meditate today. Let them all disperse."

Lingji returned to his dormitory and as soon as he opened the door, he saw Wukong lying comfortably on his bed with his head supported by one hand.

"You!" Lingji shouted loudly, and the fairy boy not far away came over after hearing the sound.

Lingji was so scared that he immediately went into the house and slammed the door shut.

The previous incident was finally resolved. If someone sees it now, it will confirm the rumors.

Goku was startled by Lingji's sudden voice and the door closing.

Lingji stared at him and kept moving towards him.

Wukong rolled over and hugged himself with his arms, "W-what do you want to do?"

It’s over, why did I fall here again?

I managed to get away with it last time by pretending, but now I'm back in the creditor's den.

Bodhisattva Lingji glanced at him sideways and said, "You are asking me what I want while you are lying in my bed?"

I don't know who he learned this skill of turning the tables.

Tang Shan: Anyway, it definitely won’t be me.

The Bull Demon King on this side fell into the rocky mountain and happened to meet Princess Halloween and the Nine-headed Insect who had come ashore.

"Hey, Brother Niu, why are you back again?"

The Nine-Headed Insect came forward to greet him enthusiastically, "But what did you leave behind?"

The Bull Demon King hurriedly tidied up his hair and outer robe that were messed up by the wind, with an embarrassed smile on his face.

Princess Wansheng quietly pulled the Nine-Headed Insect's sleeve and jokingly whispered, "Look at him, isn't he like when he was slapped away by my sister-in-law?"

The Bull Demon King had been blown here several times before, and the crab monster and fish monster in Bibotan had secretly made fun of him several times.

The Bull Demon King was heavier, so the distance he was blown away was far less than that of Wukong.

"Ahem~" Bull Demon King cleared his throat awkwardly, "Where are you two planning to go?"

Jiu Tou Chong held Princess Wan Sheng's hand affectionately and said, "Since the weather is nice, let's take her out to buy some headwear."

He leaned close to Bull Demon King's ear and said, "You know, not all women like these things. Why don't you buy some and take them back to appease your sister-in-law?"

"I, why should I coax you!" The Bull Demon King's eyes flickered. "My wife is devoted to cultivating the Dao. She wouldn't care about these mundane things."

He had been served very well by the Jade-faced Fox in the past two years, so naturally he was unwilling to lower himself to please Princess Iron Fan.

Princess Wansheng smiled and said, "Even the immortals in heaven love to build golden statues and offer them flowers and fruits. What woman wouldn't love these things?"

She poked the Bull Demon King's chest and said, "Since you have such a thoughtful intention, any gift you give me will be good."

The couple has given him some suggestions, but it is up to Bull Demon King himself whether to do it or not.

After saying this, the couple prepared to leave, and the Bull Demon King's eyes rolled around.

If I don't coax her, and she really hooks up with someone, won't my son have to call someone else dad in the future?

Strangely enough, he and Princess Iron Fan had been together for many years, but they only had one child, Red Boy.

He has been living with the Jade-faced Princess for more than two years, but they still have no children. Perhaps they are destined to have only one son.

Besides, it was he who was the one who had been unfaithful and fallen in love with someone else first. Even if it was for the sake of his son, he should still coax her. After all, not everyone can enjoy the beauty of a woman.

Bull Demon King: A real man can bend and stretch, so just indulge her a little.

"Hey, don't walk so fast, wait for me."

The Bull Demon King and Princess Halloween went down the mountain together to the mortal market to choose gifts.

At the entrance of the Banana Cave, Princess Iron Fan was killing Pigsy, Sha Seng and Xiaobai.

The mahjong novice had extremely good luck, not to mention that he had Tang Shan, a military advisor who could see through the cards, to give him guidance, so all his disciples were killed without a single one left.

Bajie said with a sad face: "Master, who is your disciple? How can you help outsiders bully your disciple?"

Sha Monk touched his bare pockets and said with some disappointment, "Master, this time I stand on the side of Second Brother."

Xiaobai, the richest apprentice at the beginning, now has only a few pitiful little pearls left.

He no longer hopes to win back what he had before, his only wish is to lose less now.

Princess Iron Fan, who had been winning money until her hands were soft, had a constant smile on her face. "Interesting, really interesting!"

She excitedly raised the gold and gestured to Tang Shan, "Holy Monk, look, we won a lot."

At this time, Princess Iron Fan no longer looked like the lonely lady in the boudoir, but instead had a bit of girlish innocence.

Tang Shan felt a little comforted. Princess Iron Fan's heart was entirely with Red Boy and Bull Demon King. Her son was gone, and her husband was with another woman.

She just hoped that Princess Iron Fan could find other interests and hobbies to distract herself.

Whether you don’t forgive or get back together, it’s best to be alone, as long as you are happy.

Regardless of whether it was because she had promised Red Boy that she would help him deal with the relationship between his parents, or because of what modern people say about girls helping girls, Tang Shan decided to have a good talk with Princess Iron Fan about the Bull Demon King.

She really couldn't bear to see two beauties being tormented by a big black bull!

"Holy monk, what are you thinking about?"

Princess Iron Fan gave him a caring look.

"Miss you."

Bajie: "Puff——"