Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Master, isn't this a bad thing for us?"

Sha Seng drew a blank and glanced at the eldest brother and Bull Demon King who were fighting with sticks in mid-air.

At least we can go and help out and cheer them on.

"Bang!" Bajie took the whiteboard and said, "Old Sha, stop worrying about it. If we get close to each other, we might even affect Monkey King's performance."

People like us will just be cannon fodder, won't we?

Since the master hasn't said anything, it would be nice to just play mahjong here.

Although it is not very friendly to private money, just think of it as a way to ward off evil.

Xiaobai touched the big deep-sea pearl in his pocket.

Fortunately, he secretly dug out a few century-old clams when he returned home last time. This time he must win back all the money he lost before.

Tang Shan, wearing X-ray glasses, curled her lips confidently, "You little brat, you still want to make money from your master."

Princess Iron Fan was bored being alone, so she beat her head with a punch, and she could see Tang Monk and his disciples fighting fiercely as well.

What is this new thing?

She moved lightly behind Tang Shan and saw various thick squares with different patterns engraved on them.

Some of them were still words, and she couldn't help but read them out loud as she looked at them: "Ten thousand... fifty thousand... ninety thousand..."

Bajie pricked up his ears and heard clearly, it turned out that his master was making a fool of himself!

He suddenly put down the mahjong (30,000) he had raised. Since that was the case, he would not play this anymore.

"Two barrels!"

Hehe, I'm so smart.

Lao Sha and Xiao Bai also heard Princess Iron Fan's whispers, and they both changed their strategies without making a sound.

Tang Shan, who has always been smart and observant, could easily see their little movements.

So, she stood up and invited Princess Iron Fan to sit down. "Princess, why don't you try some fun?"

Princess Iron Fan's eyes widened, and she pointed at herself in disbelief, "Me? I can't do it. I can't..."

She quickly waved her hands to refuse, but Tang Shan pushed her down on the stool without saying anything.

Bajie pouted and said, "Master, you're not going to lose so you're looking for someone to take the blame, are you?"

Princess Iron Fan, Monk Sha, and Xiaobai all looked at her in surprise: "Ah? Is that so?"

Tang Shan tutted in dissatisfaction, "Is Master that kind of person?"

What nonsense are you talking about?

Just as Bajie was about to say yes, there were several loud bangs coming from not far away.

Wukong and Bull Demon King fought from the sky to the dense forest underground. Each of them had a stick, and a row of big trees were split in half.

The dust raised by the fallen trees was flying all over the sky. Since Bajie was about to lose this time, he guarded his cards tightly.

He casually picked up Tang Shan's loud speaker and said, "Can't you see we're playing mahjong? Can't you just be smart and play somewhere else?"

Bajie cursed and said, "I finally got a chance to make a living, don't mess it up."

The other side really stopped, and in the smoke, Bull Demon King and Wukong each held a stick and walked towards this side with a cool step.

Bajie shuddered!

What the hell, how can it really stop just like that?

Terrified, he quickly stuffed the loud speaker into Tang Shan's hands and pleaded pitifully, "Master, please save me, please, please!"

I almost forgot that I can't afford to offend either of the two opponents. If it's a mixed doubles match, I won't be able to save my life.

Sha Seng and Xiao Bai shook their heads helplessly and amusedly. The second brother was still as green, timid, naughty and playful as ever.

Tang Shan was so angry that she laughed. She picked up the loudspeaker and joked, "You know that your teacher has always loved you."

Bajie blinked his starry eyes and nodded desperately. In this situation, even if you said you loved me, I wouldn’t believe you. Saving my life is the most important thing!

So, Tang Shan took advantage of the situation and said, "Then this round of mahjong will be thrown out. Let's start a new one."

As he said this, he hinted to Sha Seng and Xiao Bai to push all the cards on the table away.

Before Bajie could react, the cards in front of him disappeared like a drop in the ocean.

Lao Sha and Xiao Bai: Anyway, I didn’t win, so it’s good to lose one less round.

Princess Iron Fan looked at the way Tang Seng and his disciples got along with each other in shock. It was so interesting.

I used to think that monks only knew how to chant Buddhist scriptures and were old-fashioned and boring, but today I see that they are completely different.

Princess Iron Fan, who was used to staying alone in the Banana Cave, had not felt such a lively and relaxed atmosphere for a long time.

Bajie squatted in his seat with tears in his eyes, "My little cards are gone, all gone..."

He glared at Lao Sha and Xiao Bai sadly, you two have such vicious hearts.

You're getting wet in the rain, but why do you tear other people's umbrellas into pieces too!

Lao Sha and Xiao Bai glared back at him in amusement. It was Master who asked us to push. Go glare at Master if you have the guts!

Tang Shan raised the loud speaker and said, "Kongkong, take your brother Niu to find another place to fight."

Goku:?

Master, do you think these two kids are just playing house?

I've already broken off relations with him, I can't just carry him away...

Wukong looked down at his body with some grievance. Compared with the Bull Demon King, he felt that he could handle any number of them.

"Oh~" Tang Shan sighed helplessly, and pointed the loudspeaker in her hand at Princess Iron Fan.

"Bull Demon King, your wife is in my hands. If you are smart, leave quickly!"

She lowered her head and whispered in Princess Iron Fan's ear, "Princess, please cooperate with my performance. I will teach you how to play mahjong later."

After saying that, Tang Shan unexpectedly winked at the princess.

System: Tsk tsk tsk, even more greasy than the domineering theater next door.

Tang Shan: Don’t worry about it. The female fairies and goblins here always fall for this trick.

Maybe it’s because there hasn’t been a domineering CEO in their world yet.

Bajie sighed lightly and said, "Master, please don't act so crazy in front of outsiders."

Can you have some holy monk baggage?

Princess Iron Fan was completely fascinated by him.

"Holy monk, you can't be so polite."

Bajie and the others looked at each other in bewilderment. "Sister, they are taking you as a hostage now, and you are still giving him advice."

Tang Shan was puzzled, "What else do you want me to do?"

After all, you are still his wife now. You can't ask me to bring Red Boy back.

Tang Shan held her chin in her hand. This wasn't impossible, but she would have to bargain with Guanyin again. She had been fooled twice before, and she didn't know if she would believe it again...

Princess Iron Fan slowly stood up and said, "Saint Monk, don't bother. I will help you."

Bajie: It’s over. Now she calls herself a slave. I’m afraid she has set her eyes on the master again.

Alas! Heaven is so unfair!

It is obvious that I, Old Pig, am as handsome and talented as my master, so why is no one throwing themselves at me?

Is it because I have hair? That shouldn't be the case...

Tang Shan: Self-confidence is a good thing, but excessive self-confidence becomes narcissism.

Princess Iron Fan spat out a banana fan the size of an apricot leaf from her mouth, and it suddenly grew larger.

Looking at the situation, it was hard for Tang Shan to guess what she was going to do.

"Kongkong—get out of the way—ah"

A gust of wind blew past, and the smoke in front disappeared, and the two figures also disappeared.

Princess Iron Fan put away her fan, feeling refreshed, and said, "That's good. No one will bother us anymore."

Master Tang Shan and his apprentice: Haha, haha…