Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

This sentence made both of them stunned.

"Ah?" Tang Shan quietly put down the hand holding the red scarf. "Is this... so obvious?"

I, I'm just thinking about it, I haven't put it into action yet...

Tang Shan silently stuffed the red scarf deeper into her pocket.

Bajie, Lao Sha and Xiaobai looked as if they had seen through everything and didn't continue talking. Perhaps it was because the last time they encountered the Green Bull Demon, they had left such a deep impression on them.

The Bull Demon King sneered, and two streams of hot and humid air blew out of his huge nose.

"Just because you're a monk, you dare to fight me?"

"If Sun Wukong wasn't here, you guys would probably be scared to death just by seeing me."

Tang Shan: "Vulgar!"

If Kong Kong hadn't been here, I would have knocked you out, put a ring on your nose, and made you farm in Huaguo Mountain.

By the way, it seems that Huaguoshan Tourism Company hasn’t notified me to collect the dividends for this quarter. Did they forget?

She took out her phone and prepared to call the company's hotline, "You guys chat first, I have something to take care of."

Then, in the tense atmosphere, Tang Shan went to the banana cave and moved a chair out to sit down.

Bull Demon King:?

"I'm talking to you, don't you hear me?"

Wukong, Bajie and others fell silent. You're done. You dare to talk back.

Tang Shan's face suddenly fell. She put down her phone with a gloomy face and walked closer to the Bull Demon King.

"I heard you. What's the matter? You scolded me and I ignored you, and you think I'm rude, right?"

Besides, why should I be polite to a cow?

"Do you know that I'm losing millions every minute? Because of your interruption, I didn't make the call. What if the gold was stolen..."

System: That’s an exaggeration...

"Or perhaps because of your unreasonable behavior and arrogance, my company has suffered heavy losses. Can you bear this responsibility? How will you compensate me?"

System: Host, the Jade-faced Fox in Moyun Cave is very rich~

Tang Shan's chattering suddenly stopped. He really has the money to pay, so should I cheat him?

System: Let go of your personal qualities and enjoy a life without morals.

Tang Shan: Compared to lack of money, lack of morality is not acceptable.

Bajie: "Brother Monkey, do you want to drag Master back?"

I'm afraid that he might be killed by a punch from the Bull Demon King if he's not careful.

Although we can disband now that our master is gone, we are afraid that the higher-ups will hold us accountable, and then we won't even be able to be pigs.

Wukong turned to look at him, "Then go ahead and drag it."

Didn’t you see that the master’s face was so dark? Whoever bumped into the gun would be shot in the chest.

Bajie immediately turned into a quail, "Well, forget it."

The Bull Demon King, with saliva sprayed all over his face, was stunned. It was the first time that someone scolded him so cruelly in front of him.

Princess Iron Fan immediately noticed the passionate Tang Sanzang.

He is handsome, has a noble status, and seems to have a lot of money. He is rich, powerful and handsome.

It is extremely rare in the world to meet these conditions.

Anyone who is powerful is either extremely old or extremely ugly.

As for the bald head, it will return after some hair care.

Her eyes kept lingering between Niu Mowang and Tang Shan. She didn't know until she compared them, but she knew everything once she compared them.

Princess Iron Fan's unscrupulous gaze caught the attention of Bull Demon King.

Could it be that she has taken a fancy to the bald guy across from her?

The Bull Demon King clenched his fists and raised his right fist, ready to kill Tang Shan with a headshot.

Huh! Bajie's heart was in his throat. Here it comes! Master is going to be beaten to death!

Wukong, Sha Seng and Xiaobai's eyes were bloodshot and they ran towards Tang Shan frantically.

Princess Iron Fan also subconsciously took out the palm-leaf fan, but it was unknown who she was going to fan.

At the critical moment, Tang Shan raised her hands and clenched the Bull Demon King's fist with both palms.

"Brother Niu, it turns out you can afford the compensation. Why didn't you say so earlier?"

Tang Shan smiled and held the Bull Demon King's sandbag-sized fist with a flattering look on her face.

If you have money, everything can be negotiated.

Wukong, Sha Seng and Xiaobai hurriedly stepped on the foot brakes, which was a purely manual forced brake where you step on my foot and I step on your foot.

Disciples: Master, next time you have something to say, could you please tell me in advance?

The Bull Demon King looked down at the rough fist held by the white hand, his brows furrowed.

As a senior worker, Tang Shan has to read people's faces as a daily routine.

When he saw the Bull Demon King's expression as if he was holding back poop, he guessed that it must be because he had just said something too harsh.

She immediately reached into her pocket and rummaged around, "Brother Niu, would you like a cigarette?"

Without waiting for the Bull Demon King to speak, she took out one and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Click~" The windproof lighter lit the cigarette.

A cloud of white secondhand smoke that is harmful to human health appears instantly.

Tang Shan turned around and distributed filter-type gas masks to others, saying, "Be healthy and don't breathe secondhand smoke."

system……

The Bull Demon King was choked by the cigarette and started coughing. The bitter and numb feeling in his mouth made him very angry.

"Tang Sanzang, if you can't beat me, I'll poison you! Despicable!"

He quickly spat the cigarette in his mouth onto the ground and stomped on it a few times to vent his anger.

As the Bull Demon King said this, he was about to unleash his violent Bull Fist.

Tang Shan took a step back sleekly. "Think carefully, this one punch could bankrupt you, tear you apart, and leave you with a miserable old age."

Princess Iron Fan:!

Is the Bull Demon King so hopeless?

Tang Sanzang can actually tell fortunes!

She quickly turned around and took out a mirror to adjust her clothes and headdress. Fortunately, they were sturdy enough and the fight hadn't messed them up much.

I'll have to reward the girl who combs my hair with a few taels of silver later.

The Bull Demon King was so angry that his nostrils flared. "You can't kill me with poison, but you curse me!"

Tang Shan was extremely calm and thought I was joking with him.

I remember that in the original book, the Bull Demon King was beaten by the immortals and Buddhas, as well as Li Jing and Nezha, and finally had no choice but to hand over the fan to save his life.

Afterwards, he was taken away to the Buddhist land of the West. No one knew what he did there, maybe to farm.

Otherwise, I really can't imagine what else a cow can do besides plowing the fields.

Tang Shan wiped his bald head and said calmly, "If you have the guts, try hitting me."

When I get the scriptures and turn back into a golden cicada, I will squat on your head every day and make you hoe the fields.

Princess Iron Fan's eyes were full of stars: Wow, he is just a mortal monk and he is not afraid of the Bull Demon King at all, so manly~

In the past, she lived a secluded life and her only contact with the opposite sex was with the Bull Demon King and the villagers of Flame Mountain.

She believed that since she and the Bull Demon King had become husband and wife, they should be together for the rest of their lives.

But the Bull Demon King has broken her heart, and suddenly she sees a completely different type of person appear.

In fact, no matter what type it is, the most important thing is the face.

The Bull Demon King sneered: "You bald guy who doesn't know how to live or die, then I'll let you see how powerful I am!"

He took out a mixed iron rod from behind, gripped the ground with his toes and began to accumulate strength.

Tang Shan: Oh no, is this the ultimate evolution?

"You have a stick, don't I?"

Sha Seng immediately took out the nine-ring staff.

"Master, your stick."

Tang Shan hesitated to speak, Lao Sha, blind positivity is not a good thing either.

"Someone, close the door and leave it empty. Go!"