Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Princess, princess!"

The Jade-faced Princess's personal maid hurried in from outside the cave.

"Didn't I tell you not to come in and bother me?"

The Jade-faced Princess slammed the teacup in her hand on the table in annoyance.

She was having a quarrel with Bull Demon King at the moment, and she chased him away without even coming back to comfort him.

Maid: I almost had to scrap another piece of white porcelain.

"Princess, I just saw the Bull King at the foot of the mountain!"

She originally thought that the princess was in a bad mood, so she went down the mountain to buy some new and interesting things to cheer her up. However, as soon as she arrived at the street corner, she saw Bull Demon King and another couple in front of the cosmetics stall.

She put on a veil and approached a few people stealthily, hearing words like "Sister-in-law, this looks good, buy it back."

Look, he came back jumping and skipping to report the news.

It must be that the Bull Demon King wanted to buy some women's things to make the princess happy.

Only when the boss is happy can the employees have a good life.

The Jade-faced Princess's expression instantly changed from gloomy to bright. She snorted proudly, "Who cares about those things?"

She stood up and walked gracefully to the bathhouse, "Please help me bathe and change clothes."

The maid was complaining behind my back, it looked like she was going to ask me to pick flower petals and sprinkle them in the water for her again.

There is still an hour or so before dark, so I guess I should take a shower and wait for the Bull Demon King to come back.

Tsk tsk tsk, she says she doesn't care, but I think she likes it very much.

The Jade-faced Princess frowned, "I'm about to take a shower, didn't you hear me?"

The master has to say it twice whether he still wants to do it or not!

The maid quickly responded: "I know, my God, no, Princess."

She turned around, picked up the basket and went to the garden, "Worker, worker soul, I'll pick you some perfect flowers so you can wash them to your heart's content."

Small Mount Xumi, Lingji's bedroom.

"I beg you, please let go of my feet, please?"

Wukong looked down with a look of despair at Lingji Bodhisattva who was hugging his thigh and trying to throw a tantrum.

Alas~ I haven't done anything bad since the stone exploded. I just overturned the underworld and tore up the Book of Life and Death, made trouble in the Heavenly Palace and beat up the gods, kicked the alchemy furnace in the pharmaceutical factory, and ruined the Queen Mother's Peach Banquet.

It would be fine if he just accompanied the master in his crazy behavior normally, but how come even Lingji became abnormal?

At this time, Lingji Bodhisattva only wanted to get back his two treasures and made Wukong swear that he would never get close to Mount Xumi again.

"No, not unless you promise me!"

I have come this far, and today I can only succeed and not fail.

At this time, two servants walked past the door.

"Did you hear that? There seemed to be someone else in Master's room just now?"

"I heard that a yellow object flew towards us while we were chanting. The master didn't even stop chanting and hurried back to his room."

"Guess, does that voice just now resemble the voice of Sun Wukong not long ago?"

At this moment, the two of them secretly looked through the window gauze, and the person inside was a yellow figure.

"Master seemed to have just shouted something like, 'Promise him!' Could it be that he really wants to get Sun Wukong back?"

The two of them talked in low voices as they listened to the sound gradually fade away.

Lingji seemed to have lost all his strength and collapsed to the ground.

It's over, it's getting darker and darker.

Wukong: Lingji's room is really not soundproof at all. I heard every word the two people whispered to each other just now.

Wukong squatted down, looked at the dazed Lingji and said gently, "Lingji, look at it more openly. Half of Taishang Laojun's wealth is with my master, and he didn't say anything!"

As for those two insignificant little things of yours, maybe one day the master will get tired of playing with them and return them to you.

In fact, Tang Shan had long forgotten the existence of these two things.

Lingji's eyes suddenly lit up, and he suddenly grasped Wukong's hand. "I don't want the things anymore, but can you promise me that you and your disciple won't come to me again?"

His eyes were filled with earnestness in his pleading, and a bit of despair in his enthusiasm.

Since both of them were squatting, the servant outside saw their hands tightly clasped together as soon as he opened the door.

"boom!"

He immediately dropped the bucket of hot water in his hand to the ground, half of the water spilled out, and white mist rose on the ground.

The picture, which was not innocent to begin with, now has an artificially hazy atmosphere.

"Master...Master, I, I didn't mean to do that. I'm leaving now."

The servant quickly lowered his head, picked up the bucket on the ground, turned around and left. After taking two quick steps, he did not forget to turn back.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please continue!"

He apologized awkwardly and quickly closed the door with both hands.

There was a "bang" sound, and the world in the room returned to peace.

Only the gradually cooling puddle of water on the ground proved what had just happened.

It wasn't just the hot water that cooled down, it was also the light in Lingji's eyes.

"Hehe," he sneered suddenly, "Hahahaha..."

A lifetime of reputation, all ruined, all ruined!

Wukong suddenly felt his scalp tingling. This smile was even more terrifying than when his master held the chainsaw.

He stood up gently and walked out carefully, avoiding the water stains at the door.

Lingji seems to have gone crazy. I'd better ask Master to return the things to him. He looks so pitiful.

He left quietly, just as he came quietly.

He didn't take away a cloud, but left behind a huge rumor.

Two servants who were hiding behind a pillar in the corridor not far away poked their heads out.

"Look, I told you I wasn't seeing things, it really is Sun Wukong."

"You're really smart. You tricked the new disciple into bringing me bath water. I wonder how the master will punish him later."

Hahahahaha——

Wukong jumped onto the somersault cloud and quickly headed towards the Banana Cave.

It was getting dark, and I didn’t know if Bull Demon King would go back earlier than me.

Bajie and his friends alone can't withstand a few attacks, and the master might be in danger.

At this time, Tang Shan and the others saw that it was getting dark and their apprentice had lost everything, so they had to clear the table and start thinking about dinner.

"Holy monk, why don't you stay here tonight?"

Princess Iron Fan lowered her eyelids shyly. No one had stayed in her cave for a long time.

Usually, she and the little girl were the only ones in the huge cave, and the lonely nights were always cold.

"Yes, of course." Bajie came up quickly, fearing that his master would refuse. "Master, please stay here for one night."

We can't rush on the road today, but it's better than sleeping on the side of the mountain.

Sha Seng and Xiao Bai also looked at Tang Shan with hope, "We will listen to Master."

Tang Shan joked, "Aren't you afraid that the Bull Demon King will come back to kill you later?"

Kong Kong is not here at this moment.

Bajie was shocked. How could he forget about this cow?

If Monkey is not here and something happens, shouldn't I be the first one to go?

Thinking about it this way, it seems that sleeping by the mountain is still a good idea, at least it is safe.

Seeing them packing up and about to leave, Princess Iron Fan quickly reached out to stop them.

"Why should I be afraid of him? I'll slap him every time he comes!"

Tang Shan and his apprentice: Wow——

The heroine awakens and sacrifices her own family for the sake of justice!

Bajie: "That's your beloved husband, right? Can you really slap him?"

Princess Iron Fan: "Didn't I prove it just now?"

Tang Shan gave a thumbs up: "That's right!"

"Bang!"

Something fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

"You, you're going to slap me for them?"