Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Bajie was still laughing wildly, completely unaware of what kind of person he had provoked.

Princess Iron Fan silently sheathed her sword.

The battle instantly turned from a fight between husband and wife into a fight between cows and pigs.

Although the Bull Demon King is a cow, he is the ultimate evolution of the cow, the most powerful cow in the world, the cow that all cows dream of becoming, the best among cows, and the overlord of the cow circle.

He was so heavy that he could cover the sky with one hand and the whole cowshed would shake with a shake of his toes.

Tang Shan raised her hand and asked: Are you sure the vibration is not caused by his tonnage?

System: You don’t have to ask.

The Bull Demon King is nicknamed the Great Sage Pingtian, which is only one character different from Sun Wukong. It can be imagined that his strength should not be underestimated.

His eyes fell on another contestant, Zhu Bajie, who was also the number one pig.

The leader of the pigs, the former top leader of Tianhe, and the ultimate evolved version of pigs, Zhu Bajie.

UI.

As soon as he opened his pig mouth, the pig food in the pigpen would disappear in an instant.

Bajie: I protest. I don’t agree with this introduction.

High EQ: Cow vs. Pig.

To tell the truth: Zhu Bajie provoked the Bull Demon King and was unilaterally crushed by him.

Post-event interview: Bajie, with a face that looked even more like a pig's head, mumbled incoherently, "I don't regret sacrificing myself for justice."

In fact, he wanted to say that it was for love, but when he saw the lingering murderous aura of Bull Demon King, he immediately changed his words.

As for Princess Iron Fan: I was fighting well when suddenly a pig jumped out and provoked my husband, so I had to withdraw from the war between the two men.

Bull Demon King: Whoever teases first is a mean person, I won’t complain even if I’m beaten to death.

God of Land: The scene at that time was truly horrific, cruel, inhumane, bloody and brutal!

After being severely beaten by Bull Demon King, Bajie dragged his broken body and finally remembered why he came here.

The Bull Demon King and his wife stood together, staring at him.

Bajie: You guys make me look like a big clown.

What did I do wrong? I just traveled thousands of miles from west to east to return the fan to you.

Sure enough, the work that the monkey does is not easy, and it is even less likely to be easy if he doesn't do it.

Princess Iron Fan: "Who are you and what are you doing in Cuiyun Mountain?"

Bull Demon King: "Zhu Bajie, tell me quickly, what are you doing in my wife's banana cave?"

Are you blinded by lust, plotting evil, or having evil ambitions?

Bajie was about to answer, because he was afraid that if he was too slow to respond, Bull Demon King would punch him again.

Your life is important, you can save your face after Master Monkey comes.

Princess Iron Fan looked at Bull Demon King in surprise and was the first to speak up, "He's Zhu Bajie? Then is he here to borrow my fan as well?"

The story of Tang Monk and his disciples' journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures had long spread across the four continents.

Sun Wukong came to borrow the fan just now but failed. Could it be that he sent his second disciple again?

The Bull Demon King shouted angrily, "Ask you to borrow your fan? They've torn us from our son. We won't lend you this fan!"

Pigsy, who came to return the fan, was confused: Huh? You don't want to lend it?

So where did this palm-leaf fan in my hand come from?

He originally wanted to hand over the fan, but he quietly hid his hand behind his back.

It’s over, I think I’m in trouble.

Princess Iron Fan was also confused: You don’t want to lend it?

Didn’t you just take my fan away?

She stared at the Bull Demon King in front of her suspiciously, and only then realized that the person in front of her had suddenly turned back to the vicissitudes of life he had two years ago.

He took my fan but he didn't lend it to Sun Wukong, so if he took it, he might have given it to a fox spirit!

Now, all the attention that had just been attracted away by Zhu Bajie has returned to the Bull Demon King.

Princess Iron Fan dropped the sword in her hand and twisted the Bull Demon King's ear.

"Damn it, who did you give my palm leaf fan to?"

"It hurts, it hurts... Madam." The Bull Demon King quickly dropped his stick and grabbed the hand that was twisting the iron fan's ear.

"Fan, I just came back, how could I possibly take your fan away?"

Princess Iron Fan:!

Bull Demon King: !!

Princess Iron Fan opened her ears and asked in shock, "You said you just came back?"

The Bull Demon King was also shocked: "You said I took your fan?"

At this time, Bajie had cold sweat on his forehead, and he held the palm-leaf fan tightly in his hand. He moved quietly towards the dense forest behind him, limping.

Please God, don't see me.

Although he didn't know what had happened, his intuition told him that he would encounter an unprecedented incident of a couple abusing a pig.

Now he can only try to save himself.

"Ouch!" The Earth God cried out in pain after his head was stepped on.

"Oh my god!" Bajie, who had his head stepped on, was shocked. The pores on his back stood up and two cold and deadly gazes were focused on him.

The action of Bajie escaping becomes a frozen picture at this moment.

Damn, discovered.

Seeing Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan coming towards them, the Earth God, sensing something was wrong, was the first to slip back into the ground.

It's just eating melons, it's not worth getting beaten.

Bajie screamed frantically in his heart: Big brother, we are all family, if you want to leave, at least take me with you.

His heart was pounding with the pace of the Bull Demon King and his wife, and cold sweat was running down his hair, across his eyebrows, and onto his jaw.

Bull Demon King and Iron Shan were already two meters behind him.

Bajie swallowed subconsciously.

He turned stiffly, raised his arms, and forced a smile on his face: "Hello, I'm just passing by."

There was silence on the other side.

Bajie continued to grin and said, "Well, how about you guys keep fighting?"

The other side remained silent.

Bajie's brain cells are working at their peak at this moment.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a navigation device he had just thrown away lying alone on the ground.

He remembered that there seemed to be a music function in it.

"Shh... shhh..." Bajie aimed at the navigator on the ground and whispered, trying to awaken the robot's ruthless heart.

Bull Demon King and Iron Shan followed his line of sight and found the navigator on the ground.

"You two, do you mind if I pick up something?"

Bajie said in a flattering voice, but at this moment he didn't dare to look at Princess Iron Fan at all.

I’m afraid that the Bull Demon King will dig out his eyes if he gets angry.

The Bull Demon King looked at the small, black thing on the ground and couldn't find anything to do with it even if he gave it a try.

He said "hmm".

Bajie immediately squatted down and picked up the navigator, then shouted out a start command that even he felt ashamed of.

"Super handsome Tang Sanzang, are you there?"

When Bajie shouted the command, he closed his eyes tightly and his big ears drooped. At this moment, he no longer wanted to face other people's surprised and shocked looks.

Master, when you came up with this wake-up command, did you consider us, your disciples?

Navigator: "I'm here!"

Bajie secretly breathed a sigh of relief: Phew~ it’s still usable.

Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan: ???

Is this thing Tang Sanzang?

Bajie: "Give our beloved Bull Demon King and his wife a background music suitable for a fight."

Music starts.

"I once loved a man like this..."

Bajie frowned. Was this prelude too soothing?

Not sure, listen again.

"He said I was the most beautiful woman in the world..."

At this moment, Princess Iron Fan slowly turned her head towards the Bull Demon King beside her, with tears in the corners of her eyes.

Bajie:!

Why did you cry after listening to it?

The Bull Demon King lowered his head guiltily. He had no idea how many female fairies he had said these words to.

The next line of the lyrics is: "But one day, you said the same words and hugged someone else..."

The Bull Demon King wished he could turn into a quail and hide in a corner, which would be better than enduring the oppressive feeling of being stared at by Iron Fan.

Bajie observed the words and expressions of the people, something was wrong, very wrong!

The two men's eyes were full of murderous intent just now, but now one became resentful and the other became evasive.

Could it be that this song really has magic? So, he sang the climax part loudly.

"You smell of her perfume, it's my nose that's guilty..."