Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Bajie sang passionately and Princess Iron Fan's eyes were filled with tears.

Bull Demon King: I regret this, this black and fierce little thing is poisonous!

He looked down at the clothes he was wearing today.

There was indeed a faint sweet floral scent that only Princess Jade had, while Princess Iron Fan had the cold scent of cedar.

"Stop singing!" Bull Demon King shouted.

"Bang!" He was so angry that he smashed the navigator into pieces with a stick.

Bajie was stunned: "No, Brother Niu, if you don't like to listen, I can turn it off..."

How am I going to get back if you ruin it?

Although it led me to take many wrong paths and detours, at least it is a friendship that we walked together.

"Pa!" Princess Iron Fan reached out and slapped him unexpectedly.

I finally found a song that expresses my feelings, and you just smash it to pieces!

"Wow~" Bajie covered his mouth, his eyes widened in disbelief.

That slap was so satisfying, I really wish it was my hand.

Bajie thought of letting the couple fight as much as they wanted so that he could sneak away.

Navigator, you really know how to choose songs.

Although you are dead, it is a worthy death and you can still make use of your remaining energy before your death.

At first, he just wanted to play some exciting music to cheer up the Bull Demon couple so that they could fight more happily.

I originally thought that this tune was inappropriate and was about to be cut, but it turned out to be the fuse that ignited Princess Iron Fan's anger.

"Who told you to smash it?"

The Bull Demon King covered the beaten half of his face with grievance, "Madam, it has caused you grief, so naturally I must destroy it."

"Hey, you're just pretending," Bajie muttered in disgust, "You're just pretending."

The Bull Demon King covered his face and shot a death ray at Bajie. It seems that I was too lenient with you just now.

Bajie's eyes flickered: "Ha, ha, go on, go on."

"Oh?" Tie Shan raised his eyebrows and smiled, "You mean you'll destroy it if it makes me unhappy?"

Seeing that Tie Shan's expression had softened, Bull Demon King immediately patted his chest and assured, "Of course, all this is for my wife's happiness."

Bajie kicked the pebbles on the ground out of boredom, muttering, "Belated affection is cheaper than grass."

Bull Demon King...

If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb.

Under the weeds that had been hit several times by small stones was the slightly exposed head of the Earth God.

God of Land: The grass is not cheap enough, I am even cheaper now.

Princess Iron Fan handed a sword to Bull Demon King.

The Bull Demon King immediately said, "Madam, I will help you kill this pig-headed man who is disturbing your meditation right now."

Bajie shuddered!

What the hell? Why is it suddenly involving me again?

"No, Brother Niu, I don't think this sword is meant to kill me."

Bajie looked anxiously at Princess Iron Fan: "Beautiful... Oh Princess, right?"

He showed deep and slightly melancholy pig eyes, half of his bangs were burnt and stuck to his forehead, and his pig nose twitched from time to time.

How could you bear to do that to me, a beauty like me?

I don't believe it, I absolutely don't believe it.

Tang Shan suddenly interrupted: If it weren’t for the system task, you would be the first one I would kill.

"You stupid pig, who are you flirting with?"

The Bull Demon King put his arm around Tie Shan's shoulders and said domineeringly, "This is my woman. How can you covet her?"

God of Land: Just keep talking, why are you spitting so far?

At this moment, he didn't dare to reach out to wipe his face. After all, he was using his precious life to eat worthless melons.

Bajie: I’m really impressed by you two.

I'm going to die if I look at it and I'm going to die if I don't look at it. It seems I'm going to die today.

The next second, Princess Iron Fan placed another sword on Bull Demon King's neck.

"Madam, one is enough for me." The Bull Demon King was a little scared and used two fingers to lift the sword away from his neck.

"Also, isn't this angle a bit too close?"

It was only a few centimeters away from his neck. If you didn't know, you would think she was going to kill her husband.

Bajie was disheartened: Why use a butcher knife to kill a pig? One knife is enough to kill it thoroughly. Are you planning to use two to chop it into meat patties?

Princess Iron Fan choked up and said, "One person's fulfillment is better than three people's entanglement."

"Fan you," the Bull Demon King hesitated to speak.

Is she planning to abandon me and let me be with Yu'er?

The Earth God, who had been watching Princess Iron Fan alone in her empty room, nodded, and the weeds on his head shook several times.

There is always better grass in the world, so why bother clinging to just one cow?

Bajie looked around. There was no wind, so why was the grass moving so violently?

The Bull Demon King said anxiously: "We are already an old married couple, why would you ask for my blessing?"

What he wants is for the red flag to remain high at home and the colorful flags to flutter outside.

Bull Demon King knew in his heart that the only person who could be his wife was Princess Iron Fan.

Bajie advised: "Princess, why would you hurt yourself for a fox spirit?"

Bull Demon King:?

Pause, it seems like this sword is placed on my neck?

"Here, take it." Princess Iron Fan threw the other sword to Bull Demon King.

"You should die to atone for your sins."

The Bull Demon King was shocked: "Huh?"

No way? Is it that serious?

So what you just said is that the fulfillment of a person is for me to die?

Bajie:!

I didn’t expect that Monkey’s sister-in-law is such a strong-willed and courageous person.

"Happy breakup, I wish you happiness, you can find someone better~"

It doesn’t matter if there is no accompaniment, Bajie, the community leader, just sings passionately.

The weeds on the god of land's head were shaken even harder.

It sounds bad, really bad.

He silently buried his ears in the soil.

The Bull Demon King looked at Bajie murderously, "Are you planning on ending up like that dark, stern creature just now?"

Bajie spread his hands and said, "I have never been afraid of violence."

As he spoke, he winked at Princess Iron Fan.

Tieshan got goosebumps all over his body. He thought, why not just give two swords and give one to each person.

"But if you think I'm noisy, well, I can also shut up."

Bajie made a gesture of zipping up his mouth, while his eyes kept glancing towards Tieshan, which was a one-sided zipping state.

A friend’s wife should not be bullied, but he didn’t know the Bull Demon King.

Destroying other people's feelings is even less of a concern. They are breaking up now, so I can pursue Princess Iron Fan when she becomes single.

The Bull Demon King continued to chase his wife: "Fan Shan, let's stop making trouble, okay?"

It would be so nice if it could be like before, quietly guarding the Banana Cave and waiting for my return.

"Be good, I'll come back to accompany you more often in the future."

"Really?" Princess Iron Fan looked a little shaken.

So, being in love is really not a good thing.

Bajie suddenly hummed a song: "Every word of his lies is so beautiful, he has deceived you more than once..."

Princess Iron Shan's expression immediately returned to normal.

The Bull Demon King gnashed his teeth and said, "Pig! Ba! Jie!"

Bajie sighed and shook his head: "It's no use calling me. Bajiao and Niu's love was just an accident."