Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Cuiyun Mountain, Bajiao Cave.

The Bull Demon King rode the Water-avoiding Golden Crystal Beast and galloped all the way, arriving in a short while.

In his left hand he held a bouquet of flowers, which he had picked in the garden in front of the Jade-faced Princess's cave.

In his right hand he held a piece of banana, which he had just picked on the road.

After not seeing each other for two years, I feel a little timid when I return to this extremely familiar Banana Cave.

The little girl heard the noise and hurried out to check.

As soon as I came out, I saw the Bull Demon King bending over and tying up the water-avoiding golden crystal beast.

Little girl:?

The king is back so soon?

Could it be that he is the prodigal son who has finally turned over a new leaf and is willing to live a good life with his grandmother?

"My Lord, didn't you say it was hot and wanted to go play in the water?"

Bull Demon King: Huh?

When did I say that? Two years ago?

The little girl secretly glanced at the Bull Demon King in front of her, wondering why he looked like he had suddenly aged hundreds of years.

Oh! The image of the Rakshasa woman slumped on the bed suddenly flashed through her mind.

It must be like that!

Bull Demon King: Have I been away for too long? Why are even the maids so excited to see me?

As expected, the charm of me, Lao Niu, is invincible and irresistible.

Hehe, if Tieshan sees me coming back with flowers and bananas, she will definitely jump into my arms of love excitedly.

A head suddenly appeared from the ground not far away.

The God of Land has some weeds on his head as a cover. Bull Demon King, your hug of love will turn into a green hat and emit endless bubbles.

"Fan Fan, I'm back~"

"Bang!" First, the sound of a stool being kicked over was heard in the dormitory.

Then, there was the hissing sound caused by a sharp tool dragging on the floor, which made people's scalps tingle.

Bull Demon King: "What's that sound?"

At the dormitory door, a woman in green holding two swords suddenly appeared.

She exuded a murderous aura, her hands tightly gripping the hilt of the sword, her eyes fixed on the Bull Demon King in front of her.

The Bull Demon King's heart was pounding. It was a rare opportunity for him to come back. There was no need to welcome him like this.

This is simply a dark version of Princess Iron Fan.

He tried to use his old nickname in an attempt to awaken Tieshan's affection, "Fanshan?"

"Fanshan, what's wrong with you?"

"Fanshan, are you planning on hitting cockroaches with your sword?"

Princess Iron Fan stood there silently, staring at the Bull Demon King without blinking.

He opened his arms and walked towards Tieshan in a hugging gesture.

Come on, throw yourself into my arms and tell me how much you love me.

"Haha," Tieshan said with a slight curl of his lips, "Who are you doing this for?"

In order to get the palm-leaf fan, you got me drunk and broke my heart!

After today, I, Tieshan, will be a widower.

At this time, the Bull Demon King was still fantasizing about how to have a romantic relationship, and had no idea of ​​the coming storm.

Only two steps left.

Tie Shan's brows furrowed, and he raised his sword with his right hand. The sword slashed across the Bull Demon King's belt at an extremely fast speed and went straight to his face.

The Bull Demon King was shocked. Is it so exciting to play now?

"Fanshan, I'm not saying this is bad, it's just that it might be a little dangerous."

The next second, Tie Shan used both hands, wielded both swords, and chopped at the Bull Demon King's arms.

The Bull Demon King was shocked: "Shanshan, are you serious?"

He resisted and retreated.

He had imagined all the scenarios of their meeting, but he had never imagined fighting as soon as they met.

Princess Iron Fan was also a ruthless person who didn't talk much. She swung her two swords like a kitchen knife cutting a melon.

The Bull Demon King had no choice but to take out his iron stick to fight back.

The flowers and bananas fell directly to the ground and were crushed to pieces by the iron fan.

At this time, the late Bajie finally landed on Cuiyun Mountain.

The first thing he did when he landed was to take off the still chirping navigator and throw it out with force.

"Ouch!" It happened to hit the land disguised as a potted weed plant.

Bajie was startled: "Oh my, why is there someone else here?"

The land god with weeds on his head suddenly turned his head, and his head slid quickly across the ground in front of him.

Bajie’s eyes widened. Has this grass become a spirit?

"Shh~" The God of Land stretched out his two hands from the ground, pulled away the grass on his face, revealing his old face.

Bajie: Am I hallucinating? The grass seems to have a human face and hands.

Should I reply to him or pretend I didn't see it?

At this time, Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan went straight to the outside of the cave.

As soon as the God of Land heard the sound of fighting, he immediately returned to his previous best position to watch the show.

Bajie: Phew~ This grass is quite gossipy.

He found another position and got closer, only to discover that the two people fighting opposite were Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan.

We recognize the Bull Demon King because he looks like a bull. So,

How did Bajie recognize Princess Iron Fan without a fan?

The answer is the same as the one just now, she looks as beautiful as Chang'e.

Without the fan in her hand, Princess Iron Fan is no match for the Bull Demon King.

I could see her strength getting weaker and her speed slowing down.

Bajie's fantasy of being a hero and saving the beauty finally came true.

Although they are husband and wife, how could a beauty as beautiful as Chang'e be bullied by a cow?

Bajie took out the Nine-toothed Rake and said, "Sister Iron Fan, I'm here to help you!"

Earth God: Wow, I didn’t expect to see a two-on-one situation.

If I had known this earlier, I would have called my old friends to come and see it together.

Both Bull Demon King and Iron Shan were stunned. Iron Shan...sister?

Bull Demon King: I don’t believe that a woman who has been loved by a brave and majestic bull would turn around and find a fat and big-eared pig!

Princess Iron Fan: Who are you? If you keep yelling, I don’t mind chopping one more person off.

Now it’s Bull Demon King’s turn to be angry.

He pointed at Bajie and asked loudly, "What does this pig have to do with you?"

Bajie immediately shouted back: "Hey, hey, hey, stop pointing your finger at me, that's so rude."

He deliberately lifted up the half-burned bangs in front of Princess Iron Fan.

I have to maintain a perfect image in front of beautiful women.

Bajie said to the Bull Demon King, "Frankly speaking, what gives you the right to look down on a pig? After all, you're just a cow, hahahahaha..."