Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob
Chapter 161: Failed to do things, and also failed to slap
Rocky Mountain and Bi Botan.
The Bull Demon King, the Halloween Dragon King and his daughter Princess Halloween, as well as the Nine-Headed Insect Prince Consort who married into the family, all gathered together.
The All Saints Dragon King jokingly said, "King Niu, you haven't been back for so long, aren't you afraid that your wife will come and make trouble?"
Princess Halloween and the Nine-Headed Insect couple covered their mouths and laughed secretly.
Everyone knows that Princess Iron Fan has a hot temper. When they first got married, Bull Demon King was a henpecked husband.
"Ah, things are different now." The Bull Demon King picked up the wine glass and drank it all. "I no longer live in that banana cave."
They were always meddling in this and that, especially after Red Boy was born, the two sides had countless arguments over the child's education.
Sometimes, it can even develop into passionate open-mic singing and fighting between couples.
"Oh?" The All Saints Dragon King also drank the wine in his cup, "But have you found another beautiful woman?"
As expected of someone who drinks and chats with Bull Demon King, I guessed his personality right away.
Princess Wansheng smiled and played with her hair, "Is Brother Niu's concubine as pretty as me?"
She is beautiful, talented and has excellent qualifications.
But the Jade-faced Princess is from the fox clan. She is naturally charming, has a delicate and soft body, and is very good at seducing people.
The Bull Demon King laughed and said, "Each has its own characteristics, each has its own characteristics."
Princess Halloween snorted proudly.
The Nine-Headed Insect held her hand affectionately and looked at her lovingly, "In my eyes, my lady is the most beautiful."
Bull Demon King: "Tsk tsk tsk, stop flirting and go back to your room, your father-in-law and I are still here."
Princess Wansheng snuggled shyly in her husband's arms, "Don't look."
Jiu Tou Chong embraced her lovingly, "Brother Niu, this is your wife, you should pamper her and coax her, otherwise you won't know if she gets kidnapped one day."
Bull Demon King: Iron Fan is indeed beautiful, but she is sometimes too impatient.
After all, she is Red Boy's mother. It seems that I haven't been back to see her for a long time.
The All Saints Dragon King noticed his hesitation and said, "King Niu, if you miss your wife, go back and see her."
No one will laugh at you anyway.
The Bull Demon King rode out of the Bibotan Lake on the back of the Water-Repellent Golden Crystal Beast, and on the way he kept thinking about how to tell the Jade-faced Princess about this.
As soon as I returned to the entrance of Moyun Cave, I saw that the entire stone door had been changed into a double door.
The Bull Demon King took a step back and looked up a few more times. I didn’t take the wrong path.
How come the house was renovated in just one trip? That’s pretty efficient.
"Yu'er, I'm back."
On ordinary days, if Bull Demon King called out, the Jade-faced Princess would immediately come out to greet him.
It was very quiet today, not even a maid came.
Bull Demon King: Bankrupt?
There wasn't even anyone to serve.
He strode into the bedroom. The Jade-faced Princess was sitting at the dressing table, her eyes and hands filled with the red peony on the table.
"Yu'er, where are the flowers?"
The Bull Demon King leaned over and put his arm around her shoulders, taking a deep breath with his huge nose.
"Ahhh~"
Pollen got into his nose and the Bull Demon King couldn't help but sneeze.
The Jade-faced Princess put down the flowers in her hand in disgust, feeling that the air seemed to be polluted.
I didn't think much of it during the sweet period at the beginning, but now as time goes by, I feel that Bull Demon King is a bit sloppy.
The Jade-faced Princess deliberately pulled out some of the cards from under the vase.
"Where have you been today?"
The Bull Demon King was stunned. Normally, she would not ask about these things.
Besides, I clearly told her before I left today that I wanted to meet the Halloween Dragon King to reminisce about the past.
"Little fool, didn't I tell you to go to the Wansheng Dragon King in Bi Bo Tan?"
He raised his index finger and rubbed the Jade-faced Princess's nose. "You forgot so quickly."
Jade-faced Princess: Humph, you still want to lie to me.
"Today, your brother Sun Wukong came to see me."
The Jade-faced Princess moved the card towards the Bull Demon King and said, "Give me a flower and this."
You should know that there are people pursuing me too, and it doesn’t have to be you.
The Bull Demon King picked up the paper and took a closer look. There were a few words and the head of an unknown animal.
He scratched his head in annoyance, mainly because he couldn't read.
What exactly is written on it?
The Jade-faced Princess stared at him half nervously and half expectantly, letting you also experience anger and jealousy.
The Bull Demon King coughed lightly and quietly put the paper back in its place.
His eyes flickered, and he showed no sign of getting angry.
The Jade-faced Princess asked suspiciously, "Don't you have anything to say?"
This reaction is too calm!
Her expectant heart was deeply frustrated.
The maid guarding outside the door sighed and shook her head. It seemed that King Niu didn't care much about our princess.
"Yes, I have!"
The Jade-faced Princess and her maid’s eyes lit up. Tell me, tell me quickly!
"I haven't seen Sun Wukong for hundreds of years. Why would he look for you?"
The Bull Demon King was puzzled. Red Boy didn't even fight with him about the matter, but he dared to come to him in person.
Jade-faced Princess:?
That's what you said to me?
Okay, then I'll lay my cards on the table.
"He said that the one from the Banana Cave had sent him to tell you to come home, and he was so angry that he attacked our door."
I don’t know if the Rakshasa woman deliberately asked the monkey to do this.
The Jade-faced Princess gently placed her hand on her chest, pretending to be frightened.
Who wouldn’t be confused by her soft and boneless, pitiful look?
The Bull Demon King frowned. Iron Fan and Sun Wukong had no contact with each other and had no relationship at all.
Besides, Sun Wukong is such an arrogant person, how could he obey her orders?
There must be something behind this that I am not aware of.
No, he really has to go back to Cuiyun Mountain today.
"Yu'er, my wife is an accomplished earthly immortal. She would never do that."
If Tie Shan had been willing to come and ask him to go back, the two of them wouldn't have ended up like this.
"You mean I lied to you?"
The Jade-faced Princess had a hurt expression on her face. "Call her Madam, and call me Yu'er. What's the matter? Are you planning to enjoy both of their beauty and take turns having both of their holes?"
“No, I didn’t.”
The Bull Demon King was stunned. How could his mood change so suddenly?
The more she spoke, the angrier she became, and the angrier she became, the more she spoke.
"Get out of here! I don't want to see you again!"
The maid guarding the gate shook her head: Alas, I told you not to be so submissive but also not to explode so easily.
At least listen to his explanation, princess.
The Jade-faced Princess pushed the Bull Demon King out of the room with all her strength, "Go away!"
"Bang!" The door closed.
The Bull Demon King and the maid looked at each other.
The maid laughed awkwardly and said, "Ha, ha, hello, Your Majesty."
The Bull Demon King had no expression on his face: "What's wrong with me?"
Maid: Help! Princess, please open the door!
The Bull Demon King didn't talk much to her either.
Just now he deliberately let the princess push him out. Otherwise, with the huge size difference between him and the princess, how could she throw him out so easily?
Anyway, I was looking for an excuse to go back to the Banana Cave, and now it was just as I expected. It went smoothly, without any flaws, and was perfect.
He is really a smart guy.
On the other side, Bajie, who had taken the wrong path countless times due to the navigation instructions, was lying dejectedly on a huge rock.
The navigator continued to broadcast: "You have deviated from the course. We will re-plan your route. Turn right at the giant tree ahead, turn right, and then turn right again..."
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