Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Princess, something's wrong!"

The maid from Moyun Cave came back in a hurry and whispered a few words into the Jade-faced Princess's ear.

"Bitch!" The Jade-faced Princess dropped the teacup in her hand to the ground, making a crisp sound of porcelain breaking.

"Princess, be careful with your hands." The maid quickly squatted down and carefully picked up the broken porcelain pieces on the ground.

This is top-quality Ding kiln white porcelain, it must be worth at least dozens of taels of silver.

The Jade-faced Princess shook her sleeves, which were soaked with tea, vigorously, and tiny drops of water splashed onto the maid's face.

"Is the news reliable?"

The Bull Demon King clearly said that he was going to the Bibotan Lake in Luanshi Mountain to reminisce with the Halloween Dragon King.

Did he lie to me?

Or, did the monkey just now find him and take him back to the Banana Cave?

The maid quickly stood up and replied, "It's spread all over Cuiyun Mountain. They say they saw King Niu enter the Banana Cave with their own eyes. And, and..."

"If you have something to say, say it quickly. Don't hesitate."

The Jade-faced Princess tugged at the silk handkerchief embroidered with mandarin ducks in annoyance. This was the gift given to her by the Bull Demon King when they first got together.

The maid mustered up her courage, took a deep breath and finished speaking quickly.

"Also, when the king left, the man from Banana Cave was lying on the bed in dishevel. The room was a mess."

The maid spoke more and more quietly. She subconsciously glanced at the blue and white porcelain on the table, fearing that this piece would not be spared either.

"Oh, all right," the Jade-faced Princess sneered, "You eat my food, live in my house, use my things, and now you remember that you have a wife."

She pulled the maid next to her over and asked, "Then who am I? He said he only loves me!"

"He clearly said that the one at home is a tigress with a domineering and overbearing personality. He likes my gentleness and kindness the most. What's this now?"

"Why did he do this to me?"

The maid she was pulling hard against kept her head down, but that didn't stop her from rolling her eyes.

It's nothing if you've been eaten up by others. Of course, it's just your bad luck!

Alas, I was unlucky too, my arm was pulled so hard that it hurt.

Otherwise, let her smash the porcelain instead of bothering me.

Although he thought so in his heart, his face showed concern and anxiety.

"Princess, now is not the time to ask why or what. We should get the Bull King back as soon as possible."

If he doesn't come back, I'm afraid you'll keep chasing me and drive me crazy.

A word to awaken the dreamer.

The Jade-faced Princess wiped away the tears from her eyes, pulled her aside and asked hurriedly, "Do you have any good ideas?"

Maid: Alas, this family will fall apart without me.

She picked up a peony flower nearby, put it to her mouth, and began a passionate speech.

"As the saying goes, a wife is not as good as a concubine, a wife is not as good as a secret lover, and a secret lover is not as good as a concubine."

Jade-faced Princess: "You mean, I should stop being so obedient and compliant to him?"

"Princess, if you give in for too long, men will gradually stop caring about you. Look, the king even dared to go back there today."

I don't need to tell you what to do when you get back there.

It's not that I can't, but I'm just afraid that you'll suddenly go crazy again.

The Jade-faced Princess nodded. "Then when he comes back, I'll slap him twice right away? And then ask him if he did anything wrong!"

Although she didn't have a palm-leaf fan, she had a slap fan.

Maid: Your ability to understand is perfect. Not being so obedient would lead to domestic violence.

After two slaps, it is a question whether we can still have this hole.

"Princess, men are easiest to manipulate when they are possessive and controlling."

The maid handed over the red peony in her hand.

"Just like the monkey who visited today, claiming to be the Bull King's brother. If the Bull King saw you two being so intimate, do you think he would be jealous and crazy?"

"By then, he won't have time to go back to Banana Cave to see that girl. He'll be so anxious to watch over you every day, afraid that someone will seduce you away!"

The Jade-faced Princess took the flower with her delicate hands, the fragrance of peony lingering in her nostrils.

"Is this method feasible?"

If you end up making things worse, the consequences may be disastrous.

The maid secretly rolled her eyes again.

How would I know if it works or not? If you ask me, of course I have to answer you.

There are a hundred situations for a hundred men. If I answer you and you ask me if it’s okay, then you might as well not ask!

It's another day of being grumpy at work.

The maid smiled maturely and reliably, "Princess, it's better to try than to do nothing."

If you ask but don't do it, then why are you asking me?

The maid had a thousand rhinos running wild in her heart, and she kept causing trouble for me every day.

"Okay, then I'll do as you say."

If the Bull Demon King gets angry at that time, the worst that can happen is that he can say that it was the maid who instigated it, and things won't get out of hand.

The Jade-faced Princess placed the peony flowers in the white porcelain and then placed it in the most conspicuous place in the room.

To make it more realistic, she even wrote a few words for her favorite little fox on a card.

A lifelike monkey-like creature is drawn in the lower right corner of the card.

Everything is ready, just waiting for the old cow.

Thousands of miles away, it was raining on the Flaming Mountain.

Wukong handed the shrunken palm-leaf fan to his master.

Tang Shan: Hmm? What do you mean?

Do I look like I'm going to grab this fan?

System: Ask yourself, have you grabbed enough?

Wukong: "Master, why don't you ask Bajie to return the fan?"

After what happened just now, whether he turned into the Bull Demon King or went on his own, he would inevitably face the storm of the Rakshasa woman.

As for Bajie, he has his own way with women and he is thick-skinned and tough.

Now is the time for him to shine.

When Bajie was suddenly called upon, he immediately refused when he heard that he had to do the work himself.

"Brother Monkey, why do you only do half of something? You have to pay back what you borrowed."

He complained in his heart, it’s okay if you don’t go, but don’t ask me to go.

Wukong glared at him, "I've done everything, so why do you need me?"

"So you're talkative and nagging when you eat, so you're lazy and lustful all day long?"

Bajie covered his chest and looked sad. He slowly moved his body to the right and wanted to lean on Sha Seng's shoulder.

He glanced at the straight-line distance between his two feet on the ground, and it would probably take three horizontal steps.

Just as Bajie took a step to the right, Sha Seng's eyes flashed, and he tapped his toes and took several steps back very smoothly.

Bajie:?

Sha Seng: The first day of refusing to be a supporting actor.

Bajie turned his gaze to Tang Shan again.

Wukong played with the golden cudgel between his fingers, with a mocking look in his eyes, "Just try and see if you dare to get hit by your master."

Bajie swallowed timidly, "I, I'm directionally challenged and don't know the way."

Tang Shan, who had been smiling and silent, took out a navigator and stuck it on the fan.

"Don't worry," Tang Shan put her hand on his shoulder, "I am like a lighthouse in the ocean, always guiding you home."

She turned on the navigator button and said, "Go with peace of mind."

Bajie: Master, don’t you really understand my heart?

Is this what I want?

"Ding~ Now I'm navigating you to the Banana Cave in Cuiyun Mountain. According to legend, Princess Iron Fan, whose beauty rivals Chang'e, lives in the cave. She and..."

Wukong held his forehead and said, "Just tell me the route. Thank you."

"Ding~ OK, now I'll plan the best route for you. First, fly 5,000 miles into the air, in seconds."

All Bajie heard was the words, "Her beauty is comparable to Chang'e."

He changed his expression of resistance and said, "Master, for you, I would go through fire and water without blinking an eye!"

Tang Shan: Do you really need to return a fan?

If you don’t know, you might think you want to help me take over the entire Three Realms.

Wukong covered his mouth and laughed, "Fool, how do you know there aren't mountains of swords and seas of fire ahead?"