Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Madam~" He stepped forward and put his big hands around the Rakshasa woman's shoulders.

"Hmph." She turned away and didn't look at him.

"My lady~" Wukong walked to the other side and said, "Fan~"

"Hmph." The Rakshasa woman still didn't look at him.

Wukong decided to use some domineering and forced love on her. He held the Rakshasa woman's jaw with his fingers and turned her face over.

It's just that this was his first time playing this kind of character, so it's inevitable that he was a bit too hard.

Yes, the Rakshasa woman’s jaw was dislocated.

She rested her chin on her palm, glared at Wukong, and said in a hushed voice, "I think you just want to come back and kill the original wife so that your mistress can take over!"

Wukong: If Bull Demon King really did that, he would probably kill you with his two horns the first second he came in.

"Madam, this is unfair!" Wukong took the opportunity to introduce the topic, "Didn't you ask Sun Wukong to invite me back?"

The Rakshasa woman endured the pain and straightened her jaw.

"When did you become so close to him?"

She was suspicious. Why would he come back as soon as the monkey called him?

After all, they had been married for so long, but Bull Demon King rarely mentioned Wukong, and coupled with the incident with Red Boy, the couple had a lot of resentment towards Wukong.

Wukong's eyes twitched, "Madam, we are sworn brothers after all. Tang Sanzang's journey to the West is a big undertaking, and our help will be considered as merit."

"When did you start caring about merit?"

The Bull Demon King usually only loves to seek pleasure and has no thoughts of achieving anything higher, so his words today are truly strange.

"Alas," Wukong said, pretending to be heartbroken. "I'm doing this for our child. He's currently serving Guanyin. If we make a mistake, wouldn't that implicate him?"

When Red Boy was mentioned, Rakshasa's eyes instantly turned red.

Wukong took advantage of the situation and said, "Madam, for the sake of our son, let's lend the fan to Tang Sanzang."

The Rakshasa woman was originally a successful earthly immortal who had cultivated Taoism. She had refused to hand over the fan because she was angry about the incident with Red Boy.

Now that Bull Demon King said it was for his son's good, why wouldn't she lend it to him?

But, since I want to borrow,

She curled her lips into a smile and gave Wukong a seductive look.

"If you want a banana fan, come get it yourself~"

Wukong: It’s already the last step, why are you still trying to mess with me?

Before this, the Rakshasa woman had placed the palm-leaf fan on her underwear.

Wukong calmed down and was thankful that he didn't put it back into his mouth, otherwise his efforts would have been in vain.

The Rakshasa woman half-lying on the bed, raised her jade arms, "Husband, come here~"

"Madam, I'm here."

Wukong is ready to fight, it seems that this is the only way!

He walked up to the Rakshasa woman, bent down, and put his arms around her body.

"Husband~Ahhhhhh——"

They were gentle and affectionate one second, and screaming to the sky the next.

Wukong picked her up and held her narrow waist with both hands.

He immediately performed a set of air-to-air reversals and then reversed them to create an invincible small tornado.

After a set of high-speed human-shaped Ferris wheel processes, the Rakshasa woman's hair was messy, her hairpins and rings fell off, and she felt dizzy.

"Hmm?" Wukong lifted up the Rakshasa woman and examined the ground carefully. "There's no fan."

It seems to be hidden deep and tight enough!

The little girl outside the door covered her mouth tightly. The king was too powerful.

Maybe another young master will be born in the future.

No, she immediately decided to reveal this news so that the person in Moyun Cave would be furious to death if he knew about it.

"Left, right, left, up, down, front, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, up, down ...

The Rakshasa woman was thrown around several times by Wukong like a real-life Barbie doll.

The nightmare finally ended when the fan fell.

Wukong picked up the fan and left, leaving the Rakshasa woman lying on the bed with disheveled clothes, messy hair and a depressed spirit.

"My king, aren't you staying here tonight?"

When the little girl saw Wukong coming out alone, she hurriedly handed him the black robe.

Does the king want to go back to Moyun Cave?

Although he is the King of Bull Power, his energy is a bit too strong.

"Madam is tired, go in and clean up."

The little girl opened the door with a basin of water in her hand and exclaimed, "Wow~"

The floor was in a mess, and the lady fainted from exhaustion on the bed.

Oh wow, the king’s fighting ability is really awesome!

Sha Monk: "Master, the eldest brother is back!"

"Ace of Hearts!" Tang Shan threw down a card and even managed to say "Oh."

Xiaobai: "Master, the eldest brother is back with the palm-leaf fan!"

"No more playing," Tang Shan grabbed the cards of several fellow villagers and threw them on the table, and even mixed the cards together.

Kong Kong came back just in time, and we almost lost.

Villager A: "Hey, why don't you fight? I was about to win!"

Villager B: "I've played more than ten rounds, and I haven't won a single one."

Tang Shan was secretly delighted, with a calm expression on her face: "I've borrowed the fan back, let's go and conquer Flaming Mountain today!"

Villager C: "Is this how all the holy monks of the Tang Dynasty spoke? It sounds so rude."

Villager Ding: "You don't care what he says, just put out the fire."

Tang Shan was petrified. They actually called me rude...

System: Most of the time, the truth is not so pleasant to hear.

Tang Shan: Get lost, you idiot who can’t even provide the host with a bowl of watermelon smoothie.

system……

Who is the reason why I became like this?

Everyone rushed out of the door and cast their eyes on Wukong in the air.

Tang Shan sighed, "I knew that one day, my Kong Kong would descend from the sky, stepping on a colorful cloud and carrying a large fan."

Bajie came forward and said, "And then slap us away?"

If we could be whisked to Leiyin Temple in one blow, wouldn’t that save us a lot of effort?

Tang Shan turned her head and looked at Bajie expressionlessly, "You're really ruining the mood, do you know that?"

After a brief greeting to Tang Shan, Wukong picked up his fan and flew towards the Flaming Mountain.

After Bajie's previous wrong operation, the fire now spread directly to nine hundred miles.

"Huh~ Just a mere Flaming Mountain, today I will turn you into a dead volcano."

With one fan, half of the fire was extinguished.

Fan it again and the fire will be completely extinguished.

After three gusts, the wind starts to blow, and after four gusts, it starts to rain.

Wukong raised the palm-leaf fan above his head to keep out the rain.

Don't waste such a big fan.