Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Tushita Palace.

"Oh, stop looking. I'm itchy... so itchy... hehe... stop it!"

Taishang Laojun was grabbed by one of the hands by Jinjiao and Yinjiao, and Qingniu searched his body for Taiyi Huanhun Pill and Wandujie.

"No, still no, no!"

The green ox scratched its horns and, not giving up, pulled open Laojun's belt on the stage to check.

"I told you long ago that it's gone, but you don't even believe my master!"

The real chill never comes from making a big fuss.

Taishang Laojun, stripped down to only a white undergarment, huddled dejectedly in the corner of the hall.

In front of me are the three ungrateful people whom I raised with so much trouble and effort!

Qingniu felt that he was a little anxious just now and had gone a little too far in his behavior towards his master.

The three of them looked ashamed and wanted to go forward to help their master up.

"Don't come over here! Go away, wuwuwu..."

Now I am just a poor, helpless and lonely old man.

Jinjiao: "Master, we were wrong. We sincerely admit our mistake to you."

Silver Horn: "How about we let you scratch it back, and I'll take off your clothes if you like."

Taishang Laojun: Do you think I’m some old pervert with some special fetish?

If someone saw me, I would no longer be a god!

Seeing that his master's expression had softened, Qingniu said, "All the mistakes are ours. Please forgive us, master!"

Taishang Laojun glanced at them sadly, picked up the clothes on the ground and walked out the door.

"How can I bear to blame you for making a mistake? I gave you too much freedom..."

"Puff~" Wukong spat out a mouthful of tea.

He looked at these people with a frown as they were performing the show of affection between master and disciple, while his own master was still down there, his life or death uncertain.

"Laojun, stop right there!"

This shout made Taishang Laojun double his speed.

"You're still running"

"Hey, hey, hey, Great Sage, stop chasing me. If my master had it, he would have given it to you long ago."

Qingniu and others quickly grabbed Wukong.

"Besides, he's already old, and if something happens to him, you won't be able to explain it to him."

While they were arguing, they felt something in the place dazzled their eyes.

A golden bottle was lying alone and quietly at the place where Taishang Laojun had just picked up the clothes.

Wukong quickly picked it up and saw that there was only one word "Plum" engraved in the middle of the bottle.

"Jin Ping Mei?"

Wukong looked at the bottle, which was made of pure gold and was very heavy, and was inlaid with rubies, green jade, etc.

The Green Ox, who had followed Taishang Laojun the longest, exclaimed, "This is a good thing!"

Wukong quickly asked, "What do you mean?"

"I once heard my master say that Jin Ping Mei can give people a strong sensory stimulation mentally, making them excited and full of energy. It is especially effective for men."

When Jinjiao and Yinjiao heard this, they were surprised that their master actually had such a precious elixir.

Jinjiao: "Now that the boss is unconscious, this elixir might be the right medicine for him."

Silver Horn echoed, "We've never seen our master take it out before, so it must be extremely valuable. Take it quickly, saving the boss is the most important thing."

After Wukong bowed deeply to the three people, he took the golden bottle and headed for the Kingdom of Women.

I don’t know whether Bajie and Lao Sha can be relied upon.

"Master!" He rushed into the room as soon as he landed, and of course the bed was empty.

Wukong reached out to feel the temperature of the quilt, but it was already cold.

Could it be that the Scorpion Demon came and captured Master and his fellow apprentices?

Without stopping for a moment, he rushed out of the door again and wanted to kill the goblin's lair.

Just after taking two steps, he heard singing, dancing and laughter in the imperial garden.

The laughter of the pig-headed Bajie was particularly clear.

Wukong walked lightly, suppressed his temper and slowly approached the imperial garden.

Inside the pavilion, his master had a rosy face and was chatting and laughing with the goblin, looking very happy.

"What are you doing?"

As soon as the Scorpion Demon saw Wukong, the smile on his face disappeared instantly.

Sha Monk turned his head and said in surprise, "Big Brother is back."

At this moment, everyone looked at Wukong who was walking hurriedly.

He twisted Bajie's ear angrily and asked, "Didn't I ask you to protect Master? What's going on?"

"It hurts...it hurts, it hurts, let go first."

Bajie struggled hard to break free from Wukong's hand. Lao Sha was obviously closer to him, but he insisted on twisting me. Did he really think I was easy to bully?

He replied angrily: "Can't you see that Master is sitting here peacefully now?"

If this isn't protection, then what is?

Accompanying him to eat, drink and play is also part of my job to protect my master!

Bajie: As the saying goes, even if you are not right, you are still strong. I can’t be cowardly at this time.

It was true that after following Tang Shan for a long time, the disciples began to pick up her bad habits.

Wukong turned his attention to the Scorpion Demon again: "Demon, who told you to sit here?"

I accidentally let you escape before, and now you dare to jump in front of me. Do you really think that I, the Monkey King, am just a lucky doll for decoration?

The Scorpion Demon was neither afraid nor angry. She pointed at Tang Shan with a smile.

"Xiao Tangtang asked me to sit down, right Xiao Tangtang?"

Tang Shan smiled and nodded, "Yes, I let Xiaoxiexie sit there."

She turned her head and looked at Wukong in confusion, "What's the problem? Kongkong."

Now everyone is happy with the outcome. No one has to fight anyone else and no one suffers any loss. Shouldn't this be the best of both worlds?

Wukong: I just went to heaven, and when I came back the sky had collapsed!

Little Tangtang, hehe... Little Xiexie... hehehe

He chatted with the goblin who almost poisoned him, ate at the same table with him, and even asked me if I had any questions, hehe...

It turned out that my hasty rush to find a life-saving panacea was a joke.

He stood there with a dejected look on his face, and the strength in his grip loosened, causing the golden bottle to fall to the ground with a clang.

Tang Shan caught a glimpse of the unique golden refraction of gold from the corner of her eye.

The next second she whooshed over to Wukong's feet and picked up the bottle.

People present:…

I felt a gust of wind blowing, and then the master disappeared somewhere else.

Tang Shan's surprised face froze the moment she saw the word "plum".

What the hell is Jin Ping Mei? Isn’t that a book?

Although I have read few books, I am not the only one who has missed the nine years of compulsory education.

I still need to have this common sense.

The bottle is indeed made of gold, but could it contain...

Tang Shan is a man of action, so she simply took action to verify her hypothesis.

When you unscrew the bottle cap, a cool and subtle fragrance wafts out of the bottle and enters everyone's nostrils.

Tang Shan tilted the bottle and poured it into her palm habitually, huh?

She shook it a few more times and poured it over again, but still nothing.

The bottle made of pure gold looks small, but it is not light in weight.

Tang Shan's hands were tired from shaking.

She had no choice but to put the bottle on the table, squinting one eye and leaning over to look at the bottle mouth.

"Master, Master, what's inside?"

"Saint monk, please tell us quickly. We are all very curious."

Tang Shan: Oh wow, wow.

It really is the "Plum Blossom in the Golden Vase"!