Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

There is a layer of golden sand at the bottom of the bottle, which can flow but cannot be poured out no matter what.

There is a plum tree in the middle, with several red plum blossoms hanging on the branches.

The rich fragrance of plum blossoms emanated from it, and soon everyone present was more or less covered in the refreshing floral scent.

One sniff and it feels like being in a sea of ​​flowers in the snow, rich and cool, refreshing.

Tang Shan: Could this be the perfume that gods carry with them?

Open the bottle and smoke it a few times to get the fragrance, then cover it when you don't need it.

I like that bottle outside, too!

The Queen and the Scorpion Demon looked at the bottle in Tang Shan's hand longingly, the meaning was self-evident.

As the saying goes, what is worrying is not the lack of things but the inequality of distribution. There is only one bottle, but the person has two. What should we do?

So, Tang Shan could only reluctantly put the bottle into her pocket.

Now I am happy and they don’t have to fight anymore.

system……

After eating and drinking, this time we really have to leave the Kingdom of Women.

The Queen, the Scorpion Demon and the General saw them off at the city gate.

Scorpion Demon: "Little Tangtang, don't forget our big plan."

Tang Shan raised an OK sign and said, "Don't worry, I'll come back to find you after I conquer the western world."

Anyway, the big picture has been drawn, and we can talk about the future later.

The queen covered her face with a handkerchief and couldn't help but cry.

"Brother Yudi, please be careful on the road."

Tang Shan smiled and comforted her: "Don't worry, if you have any problems in the future, just look for Xiaoxie. She promised me that she would protect you."

Tang Sanzang, I have done my best for you.

I don’t know if you are satisfied with this arrangement, but I have tried my best.

Your persistence can only be fulfilled after I leave.

The queen choked and nodded.

After so many years, I am me and you are you. The mountains are high and the waters are far, and I am afraid we may never meet again.

Tang Shan jumped onto the white dragon horse, and the setting sun in the sky cast a layer of golden light on her and the white horse.

Just like a god or Buddha wearing golden robes, it is sacred and inviolable.

The master and his disciple continued their journey westward and soon arrived at a high mountain.

"Don't move!"

A bandit leader with a green face and fangs, red hair and a mace on his shoulder.

Following behind him were several men with disheveled hair and ferocious looks.

They blocked the middle of the mountain road, looking at the few people with sharp eyes.

It seems like he is estimating how much money the other person has.

Wukong, Bajie and Lao Sha looked at them quietly without saying a word.

These idiots, who knows who will rob whom later.

Tang Shan turned around and asked Sha Seng in a low voice: "Is this person your distant relative?"

After all, Sha Seng also had red hair when he just came out of the Quicksand River.

"Master, please stop teasing me. I don't have any relatives who are thieves."

The bandit leader saw that the people opposite him were not afraid of him, but also started muttering to themselves.

He immediately flew into a rage, "Everyone, be quiet!"

Tang Shan frowned unhappily, "Then what do you want?"

If you have something to say, just say it. If you have to fart, let it out now.

"I planted this tree, I built this road, if you want to pass by here, please leave some money for passage."

The bandit leader proudly read out the bandit robbery declaration. This time he performed stably and did not make a single mistake in reading the words.

"Wow, boss, you're awesome~"

"That's right, only the boss can recite such a long opening speech in full."

The bandit leader suppressed the urge to raise his lips and said, "Hey, keep a low profile in front of outsiders."

Tang Shan: You want to keep a low profile and become a bandit leader?

She said "Oh" calmly, turned her horse around and walked away.

All roads lead to Rome, and I can get there by taking another route.

"Boss, what do they mean?"

It was the first time that the bandit leader encountered someone who could turn around and walk away so calmly after being robbed.

He felt that the other party was too disrespectful to him and immediately became furious.

"I said, robbery!"

Tang Shan tightened the rope and turned back to say, "I know."

"You know, you know why don't you take out all the valuables on you!"

Tang Shan: "Then I have to ask clearly, are you trying to rob me of my money or my body?"

Disciples: Master, are you worrying too much?

Even though you are handsome, it shouldn't be this serious.

The bandits...

Didn’t the boss just say he wanted something valuable? Why does he need a few grown men like these?

The bandit leader suppressed his anger and said through gritted teeth: "Of course it's robbery."

I'm not so crazy as to be attracted to both men and women.

Tang Shan nodded and asked, "Will you kill people after you steal their wealth?"

Without a second thought, the bandit leader blurted out, "Of course not. We're only after money, not murder."

He turned around and said to his men, "Once we get the money, we will leave no one behind."

If I leave him alive and report him to the authorities, which will lead to a crackdown, I and my brothers on the entire mountain will be in danger.

Since they started robbing, they never left anyone alive and killed them all.

Tang Shan: "When you answered me just now, you didn't really think about it. You just spoke without thinking. It must be fake and not sincere enough."

She raised her whip and made to leave.

"No, I, we are all rough people, we just say whatever we want, how can we understand the meaning of thinking or not thinking."

Tang Shan: "Okay, I'll give you another chance. Tell me when you've thought about it."

The bandit leader learned his lesson now. He thought for several minutes before answering in a fake tone, "No."

Tang Shan shook her head. "You've taken so long to think about it, which means you're not sure whether you'll kill us or not. It seems like we can't give you this fortune."

The bandit leader was completely furious.

If he hadn't been afraid that the leading monk would escape on horseback and take away all his gold and silver jewelry, he wouldn't have been fooled like a monkey.

"What exactly do you want me to do to trust us?"

Tang Shan: "As long as you don't rob me, I'll believe you."

At this moment, a flock of invisible crows flew over the bandits' heads...

These few seconds of silence seemed to last a century.

"Boss, it seems like she's playing a trick on you."

"Nonsense, how could I not know it if it's so obvious!"

The bandit leader was furious and said that even if the men on horseback ran away, the remaining men carrying loads would not be able to escape.

In an instant, the bandits' swords and maces, shining brightly with cold light, were all exposed.

"You don't listen to me talking nicely, but you insist on forcing me to use violence, right?"

Tang Shan smiled and said, "What a coincidence, this is exactly what I wanted to say to you."

She took out a silver whistle from her sleeve. The bandits thought she was scared and ready to hand over her property, so they all smiled happily.

Tang Shan blew the whistle, and Bajie and Sha Seng hurriedly put down their burdens and stood in a row with Wukong.

The three of them stood in military posture, standing very straight.

"Everyone, bright guys!"

Wukong's iron rod, Bajie's rake, and Lao Sha's magic staff.

"Don't move, it's robbery!"