Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Scorpion Spirit: When I saw him rushing towards me just now, I just wanted to defend myself. When did I hit him?

Bajie bit his lower lip, his eyes filled with tears of grievance and sadness, but he forced himself not to let them fall. No one knew how he did it.

With a clang, the rake fell to the ground and two pig hands slowly stretched out.

"Come on, ravage me, torture me, and beat me as much as you want."

His short words coupled with his exaggerated expression made almost everyone present want to kill him.

The Scorpion Demon's few remaining consciences turned into forbearance.

She had never wanted to kill someone so much before.

However, Bajie did not intend to stop there.

His eyes were full of resentment, and his dark pupils stared straight at Tang Shan.

"The blow hits my body, and the pain is in your heart, sob…"

Just tell me whether you will let her hit me or not!

Everyone present clenched their fists, and the air was filled with invisible yet oppressive gunpowder smoke.

It seems that as long as someone moves a finger, it will instantly trigger a beating of Bajie.

Tang Shan closed her eyes, trying her best to suppress the nausea and urge to beat him to death.

System: Host, you must hold on!

Think about your gold, think about your future when you will be rich and wealthy and have dozens of puppies and young wolves every night.

After hearing the second half of the sentence, Tang Shan said: Okay, I’ll endure it!

System: Huh~

When she opened her eyes again, Tang Shan immediately put on the signature smile of a worker, which was both decent and aloof.

"How could that be? I just saw that the atmosphere was a little tense and wanted to ease it."

"Look, why did you take it so seriously? Haha, hahahaha..."

Bajie looked at Tang Shan, who was laughing awkwardly, with half belief and half doubt, you didn’t look like you were joking just now.

Scorpion Spirit: Is it fake? Luckily I held back and didn't do anything.

General: I have rolled up my sleeves, are you kidding me?

Sha Monk whispered, "Master, we can't defeat this demon, and the monkey hair has been lost. I don't know when our eldest brother will come back. What should we do?"

As he said this, he held the demon-subduing staff tightly in his hand, and his eyes were constantly alert to the Scorpion Demon opposite him.

Tang Shan felt that since the Scorpion Demon didn't want to eat her, she couldn't develop any other relationship with her, so she might as well ask her what she wanted to do.

If you can't win, just negotiate. If the negotiation fails, it's just a way to delay time.

"I think we're all polite people. Don't talk about fighting all the time. Why don't you sit down and have some tea and chat?"

The Scorpion Demon had never been treated like this before. Tang Sanzang had always avoided her.

But now he was in a friendly mood and gently invited her to have tea and chat together.

She blurted out subconsciously, "Okay."

Royal garden, pavilion.

The palace maids trembled as they served fragrant tea and snacks, and no one dared to come within a few meters.

The Scorpion Demon, dressed in black, continuously released low pressure in all directions.

Bajie's stomach was rumbling, but he didn't care about anything else. He just picked up a few pieces of cake and stuffed them into his mouth.

Even the most powerful person has to fill his stomach first.

Maybe if the negotiation fails, I can die at the hands of the scorpion and still be a well-fed ghost.

The queen looked at Tang Shan deeply and said, "Saint Monk, why don't I play a song to liven up the atmosphere for everyone?"

"Okay, please, Your Majesty."

At this time, playing some music will make the atmosphere softer.

The queen ordered someone to take out the guzheng. Tang Shan thought it would be something like "Yangchun Baixue", "Plum Blossom Three Variations", or "Guangling San".

Who would have thought that the Queen's play was "Ten Sides Ambush"!

The tune was so exciting that Tang Shan looked at the Scorpion Demon nervously.

Let me make it clear that I have no knowledge of this matter, so please don't let us get wiped out.

It’s a pity that the Scorpion Queen doesn’t know what these tunes are called, she just thinks they are not bad.

Tang Shan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, huh~

"Little Scorpion, why are you pretending to be the queen? I think you look better the way you are."

I guess it won't seem so awkward if I ask this...

Tang Shan has tried her best to imagine the Scorpion Spirit as her best friend and chat with her so that she can know what she wants so as to prescribe the right medicine.

The Scorpion Demon could only hear the second half of the sentence. He, he actually praised me for being pretty.

The ascetic Buddhist who had been unable to get the love of her two lifetimes actually said such words. She felt like she was about to faint with excitement.

"Am I really good-looking?" She touched her face with her hand and asked shyly.

It's embarrassing that Tang Sanzang suddenly became so straightforward.

Bajie stopped chewing and said, "Master, are you here to negotiate or to flirt with girls?"

Could it be that Master is planning to sell her body to the Scorpion Demon, so that Lao Sha and I will be safe?

Master, you are truly great...

Tang Shan, who could only smile awkwardly, suddenly felt Bajie's inexplicable admiring gaze.

What are you thinking about if you don't work hard?

"Haha, it's beautiful, of course it's beautiful." Tang Shan could only repeat with a smile, "But look, would you mind answering the question just now?"

The Scorpion Spirit touched his flushed, burning face. "I just figured that since I can't have love, a career is good, too."

Tang Shan: So you are the heroine, I have to support you.

"Okay, that's a good idea."

"Really?" The Scorpion Demon said in surprise. She didn't expect that Tang Sanzang would agree with her idea.

"Of course, women hold up half the sky, but..."

The Scorpion Demon quickly asked, "Just what?"

Tang Shan pretended to be thoughtful and paused for a few seconds before saying, "With your ability, how could you be confined to a small country of women?"

"You are the Pipa King of the Pipa Cave in Poisonous Enemy Mountain. You have powerful magic skills, so of course you should have greater ambitions. I think you should strive to become the overlord of the goblins."

Sha Seng was so frightened that the candy cake in his hand fell. Is the master teaching the monster how to become bigger and stronger and become the king of his own?

It would be bad if the people above knew about this.

In the auspicious clouds above Tang Shan's head, the on-duty officials, Galan and other fairies were playing mahjong excitedly.

"This is really fun, the holy monk gave us. It's just enough for the four of us to fill a table."

"We've been playing here for most of the day, I hope they're okay down there."

"Come on, what could have happened? I didn't hear anyone shouting for help."

"That's right, keep going."

Hua La La (the sound of shuffling mahjong tiles)

The general was very restless. He was eating at the same table with the goblins, and His Majesty was actually accompanying them.

So she simply got up and walked to the pond to be alone.

The Scorpion Demon listened attentively to Tang Shan's grand speech.

Tang Sanzang's lips look red and rosy, as if they are very kissable...

She held her chin with both hands and stared at Tang Shan's face like a crazy girl.

"Xiaoxie, what do you think of what I just said? Are you interested?"

"You are in charge of the fairy world, the queen is in charge of the human world, and I am in charge of the immortal world. Together, we will be invincible."

The Scorpion Demon could only nod his head repeatedly, "Okay, okay, I'll do as you say."

Tang Shan...

You are such a fool with no opinion.