Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Your Majesty, you should stay away from Master."

If the goblin hadn't been jealous of you, Master wouldn't have been seriously injured.

Lao Sha stopped the queen outside the door and said, "Master is a high-level monk, so it's better not to get too close to the queen."

Keeping distance like this is good for everyone.

Bajie was still concentrating on counting the monkey hairs on his hands, "One, two, three..."

He wanted to see how many little monkeys he could turn into from this tuft of fur.

The queen passed the obstacle of Lao Sha and anxiously looked into the house.

It's all my fault. I could have been locked up for life, but why did I cause my younger brother to suffer and his life hangs by a thread.

Her tears fell down, like pear blossoms in the rain, which made people feel infinite pity for her.

Lao Sha turned his face away cruelly. No, for the sake of his master, he must not be soft-hearted.

The general couldn't bear to watch it anymore. Since Sha Seng wouldn't let her in, she decided to ask Bajie to try.

"Hey pighead! What are you doing?"

She slapped Bajie on the shoulder, and the wind from the palm made Bajie shiver violently.

That inconspicuous tuft of monkey hair flew away in a flash like a dandelion leaving its mother for a long journey.

Bajie...

Now, there is no need to recite the curse of shame, they are doomed too.

He looked at the general with the same eyes as if he were looking at a dead person: "Do you know what you just did?"

"Me?" The general was puzzled. "I just called you."

He must be so flattered that he's lost his mind.

Suddenly a strong wind blew and the Scorpion Demon arrived quietly.

Lao Sha pointed at the Scorpion Demon and shouted, "Second Brother, the demon, the demon is coming!"

"Hurry up and blow up Big Brother's hair."

Bajie's face was ashen, and he said, "Lao Sha, I have eyes, I saw the demon coming."

"Also, Monkey Brother's hair..." He turned his head and glanced at the general who was standing ready beside him, "It's gone."

Tigress, now do you know what you just did?

Lao Sha was stunned. "What do you mean it's gone?"

“It means it’s gone.”

Lao Sha took a deep breath and it seemed that he could only fight in hand-to-hand combat.

"Ah~" He jumped down holding the magic wand to subdue demons.

Bajie: Wow! He's so brave, I look like such a wimp.

"Ah~" He raised the rake and rushed forward from behind.

The Scorpion Demon frowned. She just wanted to take advantage of Sun Wukong's absence to come and see how Tang Sanzang was doing.

He had no intention of fighting with Bajie and Sha Wujing.

Her eyes darkened, and she used her tail to hit Sha Seng, who was in the front, in the waist, and Sha Seng was thrown out.

Then she turned around to face Bajie who was about to rush towards her, and his huge black and brown tail rustled above her head.

Bajie braked in a hurry, and the straw sandals on his feet were almost on fire.

Stop it, Dead Foot! If you don’t stop, the old pig’s life will be over.

As Marshal Tianpeng, I, Old Pig, order you to stop immediately!

As expected, he lived up to his expectations and stopped when he was only one step away from the Scorpion Demon.

Bajie breathed a sigh of relief, the baby was scared to death.

The Scorpion looked at him expressionlessly, and said, "Hmm?" with a sense of oppression.

Bajie immediately put on a flattering face, "Please, please~"

Huh~saving your life is important.

As long as the old pig is here, it doesn’t matter if there is no master.

Master, I don't think this demon wants to kill you. If you lose your virginity later, please don't blame me.

Amitabha Amitabha, what sins, what sins.

The Scorpion Demon turned around with satisfaction and walked into the house.

The queen suddenly opened her arms and blocked the door, "Goblin, don't even think about hurting my brother again."

She only dared to call him "Your Majesty Brother" when Tang Seng couldn't hear her from behind.

Even if I have to risk my life today, I must stop the Scorpion Demon.

Even though I know that I am just like an egg hitting a rock, or a mantis trying to stop a chariot.

Didn’t I do the same in my previous life? What is there to be afraid of in this life?

Her resolute and resolute eyes looked like sarcasm and ridicule to the Scorpion Demon.

"Go away."

"Don't go!"

"Charge~" The general gathered all his strength, shouted loudly, raised his sword and rushed towards the Scorpion Demon.

Bajie: You are really not afraid of death.

"Hey, I'll go!"

The general directly knocked Bajie in front of him away, and he continued to rush forward with the inertia of his body.

Tigress! Go ahead and charge at me, why are you charging at me?

"Ah ah ah ah..."

Seeing his body getting closer and closer to the Scorpion Demon.

Bajie closed his eyes in despair, his life is over.

Huh? One second, two seconds, three seconds, my feet have stopped, why haven't I bumped into the female demon yet?

At this time, Tang Shan was forced to get up and work.

She stood in front of Bajie, and the stinger stopped ten centimeters away from his face.

Huh~ Tang Shan didn't show it on her face, but she was very panicked inside.

The bet was right, the Scorpion Demon was reluctant to kill Tang Monk.

When the Scorpion Demon saw Tang Sanzang wake up, surprise and relief flashed in his eyes.

She quickly tucked her tail away, fearing she would accidentally hurt him again.

"Are you okay?"

Tang Shan smiled and nodded, "Well, it's okay, you can rest assured."

The Scorpion Demon felt a little embarrassed when his secret was exposed. "Who, who was worried about you? I just came to see if I had stabbed the holy monk that everyone praised to death."

Sha Seng limped over, took off his coat and put it on Tang Shan.

"Master, you just woke up and are still weak. You must not catch a cold."

Tang Shan: Lao Sha, you are so good. I was almost moved to tears.

System: Then go ahead and cry, you stubborn woman.

Bajie: Oh my god, I thought you were a simple and honest straight man, but I didn’t expect that even someone like me who knows the ways of the world is no match for you.

Sure enough, a muffled fart is not a good fart!

Tang Shan: System, give me a bottle of super strong insecticide that takes effect in one second.

System: I’m afraid you’ll die before she’s poisoned to death.

Tang Shan: Do you have any good suggestions?

System: You are a holy monk, so of course you have to use your boundless Buddhist teachings to influence her, educate her, and make her put down her butcher knife and turn back.

Tang Shan...

Don’t you have any idea how much truth there is in my reputation as a holy monk?

The Buddha's Dharma is boundless. I will drop the Tathagata Palm from the sky later, and I will chop you first.

There was no other way, Tang Shan could only push Bajie out.

"Little Scorpion, did you want to hit Bajie just now?"

Party: I have a bad feeling.

Sure enough, Tang Shan's next sentence was: "Then for my sake, can you please be gentle with me? I mean, you can beat me to death, but don't actually kill me."

If you can't beat the main one, just join him. As long as you can keep Bajie alive, your mission will not be considered a failure.

Tang Shan turned her head and whispered in Bajie's ear, "I'm sorry, Bajie. Don't struggle when the time comes. I'm afraid she's the kind of pervert who gets more excited the more you struggle."

Bajie looked up in disbelief, and met Tang Shan's determined gaze, which seemed to entrust him with an important task.