Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Inside the house, Wukong and Sha Seng's eyes kept lingering between Tang Shan and the general.

"Lao Sha, could it be that this female general is like the queen and has taken a fancy to our master?"

"I don't think so. It seems more like revenge."

"Don't worry about it. Let's keep a close eye on it. If there's any sign of trouble, we'll rush out to protect Master immediately."

"Big Brother, you are really thoughtful."

Sha Seng squatted down and took off his shoes.

"Lao Sha, what are you doing?"

"I'm afraid I won't have time to rush over, so it would be faster to just throw the shoes."

Wukong: Hehe, hehe...

"The general is busy with all sorts of things, what could he possibly want from a monk like me?"

I had a feeling she had bad intentions just now, and I didn't notice any plot about the general when I was reading the book.

Tang Shan thought suspiciously in her heart, did I forget?

Out of politeness, she handed over the freshly brewed tea with both hands.

However, the general didn't even look at her, but just stared at her expressionlessly.

"I heard that you are a holy monk from the upper Tang Dynasty. Monks are not interested in women. I'm sure the situation in my country will make you and your disciple feel very uncomfortable."

Wukong interrupted, "It's more than just uncomfortable, it's downright terrifying."

"Wukong, please stop being rude."

The general was not angry. Instead, he followed Wukong's words and said, "Since that's the case, why don't you all set off as soon as possible to obtain the Dharma and save all living beings."

Tang Shan understood, it turned out that they wanted to drive us away.

Wait, did she think something was going to happen between the Queen and me?

I am a woman, so the Kingdom of Women is meaningless to me.

Forget it, it’s better to leave early to avoid any more trouble.

If I were the King of the Kingdom of Women, and a handsome and abstinent man was hanging around in front of me, and I could only see him but not eat him, I would be so uncomfortable.

"General, you are right. Once I have exchanged the pass, I will leave tomorrow morning."

Upon hearing this, the general's stern face finally showed a hint of joy.

She originally planned that if Tang Seng still refused to leave after persuading him kindly, she would have no choice but to assassinate him.

I didn't expect him to be so easy to talk to. If I had discovered this ill-fated relationship earlier in my previous life, Your Majesty wouldn't have died.

Fortunately, there is still time for everything in this life.

"I will send someone to deliver the official letter tomorrow morning. The holy monk needs to rest and recuperate after his long journey. I will present it to His Majesty on your behalf."

Tang Shan smiled and nodded. You are guarding against me like a wolf, but I am not interested in your Queen.

As the general left, Wukong's cheers rang out from behind him: "Great, we can finally leave this damn place."

In the Queen's bedroom, a confidant dressed as a maid was reporting to Her Majesty in her ear.

"Just now, the general went to the holy monk and said..."

The queen frowned, and her fingertips that were stroking the petals stopped in mid-air.

"He agreed?"

The confidant hesitated for a few seconds before reluctantly answering "Yes."

A peony petal suddenly fell on the table. "I understand. You can go down now."

The queen took out her handkerchief and stared blankly at the embroidery on it.

"But I feel that compared to Your Majesty, flowers are three points inferior..."

"If there is an afterlife, I will never let you down."

“Only in the next life.”

Suddenly a gust of wind blew in from the windowsill, blowing the handkerchief to the ground.

A teardrop fell on it.

"Forget it, it is God's will after all."

Two lines of silent tears hung on the face of the Queen of the Kingdom of Women, and the longing and sadness accumulated over three lifetimes flooded her heart.

Things went unexpectedly smoothly, and the general returned home with a smile on his face.

When passing by the pavilion, "Help! Someone is molesting me!"

"Does anyone hear me? Help, help ...

"Master! Monkey! Lao Sha wuwuwu..."

The white dragon horse, which was chewing grass, looked up when it heard the sound, as if it was the second brother's cry for help.

But he didn't seem to call my name. Forget it, I'll just continue eating grass.

The general leaped forward and stood between Bajie and the palace maid.

Bajie thought his savior had arrived, and without even seeing her face clearly, he rushed over and hugged her arms, crying, "She, she molested me, oh oh oh, it hurts, it hurts, let go!"

The general grabbed Bajie's hands and shouted, "You have violated our country's laws. You deserve a hundred lashes and be stripped naked and paraded through the streets."

The palace maid opposite nodded like a bunch of garlic, her eyes shining.

Stripping naked and parading through the streets is a good punishment.

Hehehe, I have to tell my sisters quickly so that I can grab a good spot. Maybe I can get close enough to touch her...

So she bowed to the general and walked away hurriedly.

Bajie struggled, "Please, she was the one who tried to molest me."

He tried to straighten his back and stretched his neck. "Look, the red lipstick marks on my face and the torn clothes were all done by her."

I am the victim of molestation!

The general sneered, "Who knows if you are the thief crying thief and did it on purpose?"

As he said this, he pressed down harder on Bajie's arm, causing him to scream in pain.

Tang Seng and his disciples are all the same. The older ones come to seduce the emperor, and the younger ones attack the palace maids. They are really the same.

In order to avoid any further complications, I must personally escort them out of the customs early tomorrow morning before I can feel at ease.

"Sister, even if you don't believe in my character, you should trust my judgment."

The woman just now looked to be at least fifty years old, a grandmother-like figure, with a gaping front tooth and all her eyebrows falling out.

Don’t say it’s the same if you turn off the lights. The psychological shadow is darker than the night.

The general said: "With your appearance, you are still chosen. I don't care who molested whom. You and I will definitely be punished."

Bajie: "You're clearly trying to bend the law for personal gain and force a confession?"

The general said with a smile, "So what?"

There are no other witnesses here except the three of them, so whatever she says is the truth.

She didn't believe that His Majesty would blame her for an outsider.

Bajie suddenly became furious and pulled her arm out while she was not paying attention.

He rubbed his numb arm and said angrily, "A hundred lashes is just scratching the skin of a pig."

After all, I am a god. What can a mortal do to me if he beats me?

"I am Marshal Tianpeng, the disciple of the holy monk. After torturing me physically, you are now also torturing me mentally. This is absolutely unacceptable."

This is my last bottom line and dignity.

"You think you have room for bargaining?"

"Even the disciple of the holy monk can't do that?"

General: It would be fine if you didn’t say this, but now it will definitely not work.

Bajie didn't give up: "He's handsome?"

"Haha." The other party sneered.

It seems that one hundred lashes is not enough. This shameless person should be rewarded to the entire army and every soldier should be used as a target practice.

Bajie: Your idea is very dangerous.

Just kidding, if you can't afford to provoke someone, you can at least avoid them.

He turned around and tried to escape.

Not far away, in the direction of the Imperial Garden.

"Someone come quickly! The scissors have cut off all the flowers."

Bajie: It's over! They're coming for me again.