Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Master, help me~"

With a bruised face and nose, Bajie was thrown into the house. The returning general strode in with his hands behind his back.

"Holy monk, we meet again."

Bajie crawled to Tang Shan's feet with tears and snot, and grabbed her trouser leg pitifully.

"Master, I swear, this really has nothing to do with me."

I was kind enough to help her prune the branches, but it turned out she was an old lady!

I thought I was unlucky and wanted to leave, but she grabbed me and molested me.

After so much trouble, someone finally came, but they still insisted that it was my problem.

Old Pig, I feel so wronged and innocent.

Tang Shan and the others looked at Bajie in bewilderment, "What's going on? Are they going to have a fight?"

Wukong scoffed, "And it looks like he's the loser."

The general waved his hand, and the palace maid walked into the room.

She bared her large front teeth and stared at Tang Shan with lustful eyes.

If I could kiss the holy monk, it would definitely feel...

Tang Shan silently pulled Sha Seng in front of her to block the hot and terrifying gaze.

"Go ahead, tell the holy monk what happened."

The maid muttered, "I was working peacefully in the imperial garden when a lunatic suddenly appeared out of nowhere."

She pointed at Bajie, "And then he, he just, woooooo..."

The palace maid buried her face in her handkerchief and seemed to be crying, but in fact her eyes were always lingering on Tang Shan.

Wukong and Lao Sha: "What? What happened to him?"

Why do you stop talking about the key point?

Lao Sha widened his eyes and helped Bajie up in disbelief.

"Second Brother, you are confused." He whispered in his ear, "How could you do such a thing?"

Then he wiped the hand that had supported Bajie with a tissue as if he had touched something dirty.

Bajie: Can’t you wipe it behind my back?

"No, even you don't believe me!"

Wukong: "Tsk tsk tsk, don't worry about the ugliness, just ask for the success."

It seems that I overestimated him and thought that grandma would be fine.

Tang Shan: "Bajie, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but sometimes you have to pursue something."

You said you were going to molest someone, why didn't you find a young and good-looking one? What were you trying to do?

Is it because she's old? Because she has a wide gap between her teeth? Or because she's experienced?

Could it be, Tang Shan gave an evil look, that Bajie likes to eat old lotus roots!

Boom!

Bajie felt like the sky was falling.

My master doesn't believe in me, the monkey laughs at me, and Lao Sha doesn't care about me.

Ahhhhh!

The White Dragon Horse was bored staying alone in the stable, and was afraid that if he came out in horse form, he would be dragged directly to the stables and raped by other mares.

So he changed back into human form and went into the house to chat with his master and senior brothers.

As soon as I approached, I heard Bajie's cry, "Please, Heaven, distinguish between loyalty and treachery, woooo ...

White Dragon Horse: "Your heaven is here."

He walked in quickly and said, "I can testify on behalf of Second Brother. I did hear him screaming out "molestation" at the time."

Bajie wiped away the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes and said, "There are still many good people in this world."

"From now on, I will be good friends with you two brothers."

Lao Sha is no longer reliable.

"Wait a minute," he suddenly realized something, "why didn't you come to save me when you heard it?"

When this question was asked, everyone's eyes turned to the White Dragon Horse.

Sha Monk: "Yes, why don't you go and save Second Brother?"

Otherwise there wouldn't be so much trouble.

Bai Longma said calmly, "He didn't call for my help at that time..."

"Your Majesty, it's getting late and the dew is heavy. Don't catch a cold."

The maidservant brought a snow-white fur cloak and covered her with it.

"What is the holy monk doing?"

"He and his apprentice are transplanting flowers and plants for you in the imperial garden."

The maid was excited. "I heard that it was because of his apprentice that the general asked them to restore the imperial garden to its original state before leaving."

"The holy monk's eldest disciple can fly. I don't know where he got these exotic flowers and plants from. They are so beautiful."

The Queen stood up and said anxiously, "How can we let him do such a thing?"

His hands were used to copy Buddhist scriptures, and his robes should be worn on a beautiful path, not pricked by flower stalks or stained by mud.

What's more, it's night now and the lights are dim, which makes it much more difficult than during the day.

"Go and have a look."

"Master, these two pots of flowers are from the Jade Emperor's back garden. Red Boy secretly took this pot from Guanyin."

Wukong took out two pots of purple flowers and said, "These were dug by Jinjiao and Yinjiao from the Siguo Cliff. They said they would sneak down to find you when they get the chance."

Tang Shan was surprised, "Where's Brother Niu's share?"

My acting was pretty good when I left last time. It’s impossible that you’ve forgotten me so quickly, right?

Wukong couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh, "He just got off work, and he hasn't even transformed into a cow yet, but he went to Taishang Laojun's medicine field to look for flowers. He ended up trampling the magic grass all over the ground."

Tang Shan sighed with regret, "Will he be punished to plow the fields?"

There doesn't seem to be much difference between being ridden by people and being used as an ox to plow the fields.

In the end, you are destined to be treated like a slave.

Wukong shrugged, "When I left, Taishang Laojun was chasing him all over the Heavenly Palace with a whip."

"Eh~" Tang Shan shook her head, "What a cruel and heartless old man."

Bajie put down his work and blatantly slacked off under the guise of gossip.

"I think you're being stupid. Who in the world has more flowers than the Flower Fairy? Why don't you go there and get a few pots?"

Wukong looked at the smart guy with a look of disgust as if he was trying to show off his intelligence.

"If a pig-brained person like you can figure this out, how could I, Old Sun, not know it?"

Who are you insulting?

Sha Monk: "So, the Fairy of Flowers won't give it to me?"

Tang Shan: No way, even more stingy than me...

System: You have self-awareness.

As soon as the gossip was opened, Lao Sha and Xiao Bai also came over.

Wukong was surrounded in the middle like a storyteller.

"At that time, the first person I went to see was the Fairy of Flowers. Guess who I saw in front of the Hundred Flowers Palace?"

Bajie muttered, "Stop keeping me in suspense and tell me now."

"Yes, big brother, please tell me quickly."

"From a distance, I saw Erlang Shen and his skinny, dark dog stubbornly guarding the door and refusing to leave."

Bajie: "What? He changed his target and set his sights on the Fairy of Flowers again?"

That's great, I'll have one less competitor.

Lao Sha and White Dragon Horse interrupted Bajie impatiently: "Second Brother, don't interrupt. Listen to what the eldest brother has to say."

Everyone pricked up their ears and listened attentively to Wukong's gossip about Erlang Shen.

Wukong shook his head mysteriously, "No, no."

"I turned into a mosquito and approached the two of them."

Bajie: It turns into this thing again, it always screws me over badly every time.

"They're actually begging the Flower Fairy to give them some pots of roses, peonies, jasmine, or whatever flowers they want."

"Why does he need so many flowers? Did the Flower Fairy really give them to him?"