Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Wukong stopped halfway, holding a half-eaten banana, and looked at the person who came with dissatisfaction with his big golden eyes.

The dead pig is noisy enough, why is there another one?

Bajie stopped gossiping and immediately put on a wicked smile.

"I'm sorry to have scared you all. It seems my charm is too great. I've been chased home by my enthusiastic fans."

He twisted his waist and swung his wide sleeves, "I'm going to give her some sweet treats to get rid of her."

"No, Second Brother, I don't think she's here to see you."

Sha Seng quickly grabbed him, and the general's murderous eyes seemed to be looking at the master...

"Hey, what do you know about the affairs between grown men and women? Go away."

Bajie walked to the door with a smug look on his face, ignoring his relatives.

He raised one arm and leaned against the door frame. "Pretty girl, what do you want from me?"

The general glared at him fiercely and said, "I'm here to find..."

She looked at Tang Shan who was sitting behind her drinking tea.

Wukong and Sha Seng were looking at them while eating melon seeds.

Life is boring, so why not look at the toad who wants to eat the swan.

"Hey~" Bajie stretched out his hand to stop her from continuing, "I know you are here to see me, but I want to tell you that I, Old Pig, am not a casual person."

"Although I'm a popular person, I have my bottom line, principles, and morals."

Wukong sneered, "Lao Sha, do you think there's something wrong with my ears recently? I actually heard a pig bragging about something it doesn't have."

Sha Seng quickly squatted down and picked the hair out of Wukong's ears, digging in and blowing on them from time to time.

Wukong's forehead bulged, "Lao Sha, what are you doing now?"

"Big Brother, I'm carefully checking your ears. Didn't you say you had problems with your ears recently?"

Wukong...

I'd rather see your brain now.

Bajie didn't bother to pay attention to Wukong's sarcasm and ridicule. The more important thing now was to act handsome and pick up girls.

Recently, the young ladies in the Kingdom of Women have been acting too enthusiastically, causing him to become terribly swollen.

At one point, I thought I was the most popular hunk in Journey to the West.

The general suppressed his nausea and said patiently, "You misunderstood. I actually came to..."

"Shh! You don't have to say it, I understand."

Bajie pressed his index finger against the general's dry and cracked lips.

"Do you want my autograph or my underwear, or both?"

He leaned down and stared into the general's eyes full of confusion, disgust and anger.

Tsk, this expression, it seems like he's trying to play hard to get with me.

"Although I personally like the type that is gentle and considerate, I can still accept your words."

The general looked to be no more than thirty years old, a mature queen type, with a heroic look between her eyebrows that other women did not have.

Tang Shan put down her teacup and ate melon seeds with Wukong and Laosha while watching the show.

I didn't expect that. I thought the general had a hot temper and would kick Bajie away immediately.

It's a miracle that he could tolerate Bajie talking nonsense for so long.

Wukong: "Lao Sha, guess when the general will throw his punch?"

"Why punch? I think kicking is more energy-saving. What do you think, Master?"

After all, Second Brother has thick skin and tough flesh, so it would hurt more if he hits me with his fist.

Tang Shan looked at the general whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

"I think it's faster. It's more reliable to use hands and feet and weapons."

Wukong and Lao Sha gave a thumbs up in agreement. He was indeed a master, as he had comprehensive thoughts.

The general clenched his fists and took a big step back, almost gritting his teeth.

"First, I'm here to see the holy monk. Secondly,"

She glanced at Bajie with disgust and said, "There are two lumps of eye boogers in your eyes. Please clean yourself up properly next time."

"Puchi~" Wukong spat out all the tea in his mouth, "Ahahahahahahaha..."

Tang Shan turned her head and shrugged her shoulders. God knows how uncomfortable it was for her to hold back her laughter.

Sha Monk: "Big Brother, please stop laughing. Second Brother has suffered enough."

After being sprayed with water, Bajie glared at Wukong fiercely: "What are you laughing at? It's because she has no taste and doesn't know how to appreciate."

As long as he is not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.

I can't stay in the house any longer. "I'm going out to pick flowers and catch butterflies now. I can't be bothered with you."

Bajie snorted coldly, held his head high and walked past everyone until he disappeared from their sight.

"Oh, that was so embarrassing. How could I, the great Marshal Tianpeng, be so wishful and sentimental?"

Bajie patted his chest in frustration, "No, I need to pick up a dozen or twenty beautiful girls, so that I can save face."

Otherwise, I don’t know how long I will be teased by that monkey.

Just do it, there is one right in front of you.

Right in front of Bajie, there was a slender and graceful figure pruning branches.

Bajie straightened his clothes and bangs, then walked forward with the gait of a scholar.

"Hey, girl, are you cutting branches?" Bajie asked knowingly.

He looked up and saw the sun shining brightly in the sky without a single cloud.

"The sun is blazing, why don't you come with me over there to rest a bit before you do anything else?"

Bajie walked to the girl's left side, wanting to see her face clearly.

"Well~ No, the eunuch will punish me."

The girl immediately turned to the right and said coquettishly.

"Don't worry, when the time comes, just say I asked you to rest, and I'll take care of anything that happens."

Bajie moved stealthily, wanting to go around to her right side to see what she looked like.

As soon as she reached the right side, the woman covered her face and immediately turned to the left.

"That won't work either. I need to finish mowing this area before the sun goes down."

She pointed ahead.

Bajie felt that the opportunity to show himself had come.

"It's no big deal, I'll help you."

Just cast a little spell to make the scissors move on their own.

The woman smiled happily, "Then I'll wait for you at the pavilion. Come over when you're done."

As he said this, he threw his handkerchief at Bajie's face.

He took a deep breath and said, "It smells so good~"

Bajie stuffed the handkerchief into his sleeve, and then began to cast a spell to make the scissors trim the branches by themselves.

"Clang clang clang, today is a good day~"

Bajie jumped and hummed a tune as he hurried towards the pavilion.

Along the way, many palace maids covered their faces and laughed secretly at him.

The self-esteem that had just been hurt by the general seemed to be restored immediately.

He felt like he was okay again.

"Good sister, I'm coming~"

Bajie walked quickly into the pavilion with a graceful back, and even reached out to wipe the saliva from the corner of his mouth.

He gently put his arm around the woman's shoulders and was about to have close facial contact.

The next second, the woman looked up and Bajie lowered his head.

"Ah!" The shrill sound of a pig being slaughtered echoed throughout the palace.

Bajie suddenly flew several meters away.

"Auntie, who are you?"