I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

Chapter 9 Great God Usopp

"Too careless." On the vast ocean, the working navigator looked at the configuration of the ship and worried about the CEO, so he organized the first board of directors.

"What's wrong?" As the chairman of the board, Lu actively cares about the demands of employees.

"If we just enter the Grand Line like this."

"Yes, although the broom uncle gave us a lot of fruits last time, we still can't do without meat." Director Lu cares a lot about employee welfare.

"I didn't say food!" The wage earner navigator took the initiative to state his position.

As the vice chairman of the group, Solon immediately understood the spirit of Mr. Lu's speech: "Yes, it won't work without wine."

"Don't just think about eating and drinking! The Grand Line we are going to is the most dangerous place in the world, and there are countless pirates who want to find the One Piece. They must have stronger ships. In comparison, our equipment and personnel configuration are too low." As expected, an employee who doesn't want to be a CEO is not a qualified navigator.

"So, what are your thoughts?" Director Lu followed suit.

"Go south from here, there's a small village. Let's go there first and find a sturdy boat."

"Well! Then we can have meat to eat!" As expected, Director Lu is most concerned about employee welfare.

Looking at Nami's helpless expression, Zoro had to make her distinguish between the big and small kings.

"Let's not talk about that for now, Nami, good morning!"

Nami's face was full of black lines. Ever since she got on the ship, she had faced the reality. These three soul-searching questions were indispensable every day from Orange Town to the isolated island where Gaimon was.

"it is good!"

"have you eaten?"

"ate……"

"what did you eat?"

Nami, who had transformed into a fish-man mouth, finally couldn't help but roar again: "Fruit! I hope I can have something normal to eat in the village at noon. Are you satisfied!!!"

Zoro nodded in satisfaction.

Ding, although the host had an awkward chat with girlfriend No. 3, she still answered you politely. She still cares about you in her heart. Reward love value +3.

Regarding the number of rewards, Zoro discovered when Kuina was alive that when the system determined that the confession was successful, the reward was increased from +1 to +3, but there would be no reward value for repeated confessions regardless of success or failure.

So, for now, all Zoro can do is have awkward conversations.

Um, do you want to learn some cooking skills from Sanji in the future?

Forget it, I have to cook and wash dishes. Well, I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker!

……

Xiluobu Village, Donghai

A young man with a long nose stood on a high hill, gazing expectantly at the vast ocean, as if waiting for someone. After a long while, the sea was calm except for two soaring wild geese. He couldn't help but sigh, "It's a new day again."

He ran into the village, shouting hurriedly, "Everyone, it's bad! The pirates are coming! Run for your lives!"

The villagers seemed to have gotten used to it.

"Hey, Usopp's screaming again. It's almost time to get up and work."

"Doesn't that guy get bored playing the same trick every day?"

But there were still people interacting with him: "What? Pirates?"

As expected, Long Nose laughed out loud: "I was kidding you!"

So, he once again provoked the public's anger, and quickly rushed out from the villagers' pursuit and blockade, hiding himself away. He said with a smug smile, "Hehe, the whole village has been fooled by me again. I did a good thing today and brought excitement to this boring village."

At this time, two little devils with pirate flag logos on their clothes came over. One of them was called Green Pepper and the other was called Carrot Head.

The two little ghosts greeted Usopp very politely: "Good morning, Captain Usopp! The Usopp Pirates are here to report!"

Usopp said with great satisfaction, "Where's the onion?"

"Maybe he's still sleeping."

"There's really nothing we can do about him."

Just as he finished speaking, a ghost figure rushed down from the top of the mountain, shouting in a childish voice: "Oh no! Pirates... Pirates are coming!"

"That's Onion." Usopp and his group recognized the identity of the visitor.

Those were all left over from Usopp's games, so he naturally didn't believe it. When the kid ran up to them, the three of them said in unison.

"Hey, you're kidding."

"It's true. I saw it with my own eyes. There was a pirate flag on the ship, coming from the north... That looks like the symbol of Buggy the Joker!"

Usopp was shocked: "You really didn't lie?"

Little Onion was very anxious: "It's true!"

Usopp's expression changed: "Actually, I have a disease that will kill me if I don't eat snacks!"

Then he ran off, shouting, "Oh no! It's time for snack time!"

The three little ghosts shouted unwillingly: "Captain, don't you want to be a real pirate?"

"How can a pirate be afraid of a pirate?"

"That's right, there are only three of them."

Usopp heard this and said, "What? Only three? Isn't it a big ship?"

"No, they are two very small boats."

"Alright! Guys, the Usopp Pirates are out to protect the peace of the village!"

After saying that, Usopp led the three little ghosts towards the hillside with great enthusiasm.

……

Separately, looking at the small island in the distance, Luffy and Zoro exclaimed: "We actually found the island."

The two were used to a life of wandering. It turned out that the navigator was a high-level employee and must not be laid off, otherwise it would be a major blow to the main artery.

"Of course, we followed the map." Unlike the two country bumpkins, Nami is a typical sea turtle.

"Is there a village here?" Director Lu asked.

"Well, it's just a small village." The turtle has seen a lot of the world.

After the three of them landed, feeling the comfort of having their feet on solid ground, Zoro stretched and noticed some movement on the hillside.

Looking up, I saw four heads popping up on the hillside not far away: three little ghosts and a young man with a long nose.

Zoro slapped his head and couldn't help but sigh at the power of the world's will. In such a vast ocean, he actually came to this place.

It’s a familiar plot again. Hey, isn’t this the great god Usopp?

So Zoro pointed at Yamaoka mercilessly: "I felt something was strange from just now! Who are those guys?"

The two looked in the direction he pointed.

The Usopp pirate group on the top of the mountain was about to be discovered, and the three little devils shouted, "Wow! We've been discovered!" and ran away.

"Hey! Don't run!"

However, it was of no use, so Usopp faced the three of them with great righteousness.

"I am Usopp, the leader of the great pirate group of this village. People call me our captain."

After saying this, he walked down the hillside pretending to be confident.

"I advise you to abandon your attack on this village! My 8000 million men are ready and waiting!"

"Bullshit!" As expected of a worldly-wise turtle, he said it without mercy.

“Ah! It’s exposed!!”

"You admitted it, didn't you?" Nami was helpless.

"Ah! You confessed it yourself, what a clever bitch."

Zoro held his forehead helplessly, he was indeed the funny guy on the ship.

"Hahahaha! You're so funny." Luffy laughed out loud.

"Hey! How dare you make fun of me! I am a man with self-respect, so everyone calls me Usopp the self-respecting man." Usopp's expression was serious.