I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

Looking at the juggler in front of him, Zoro helplessly touched his green algae head that was slightly burned by the fire.

Oh! I must be crazy to think the person in front of me is a master swordsman. Looking at the dust that still lingered in front of him, Zoro held his forehead with his hand.

That's right, under Zoro's careful planning, the plot returned to normal. Luffy caught up with the tamer, beat him up, and snatched back a bag of dog food.

The mayor made a friendly appearance and bravely rushed towards the Buggy Pirates.

Therefore, Luffy had a reason to take action, because he liked Xiu Xiu who fought to protect the pet food store he cherished; he liked the old mayor who resolutely faced the Buggy Pirates alone to protect the town he cherished.

So, the man took action and decided to declare war on the Buggy Pirates.

So, at the critical moment, he saved the defeated old mayor who was about to die, and used his fruit ability to bounce back Buggy's shells and cleared all the soldiers with a wave of AOE.

At this moment, the No. 2 Chief of Staff of the Buggy Pirates, "Acrobat" Kabachi, pedaled his unicycle and attacked Luffy at lightning speed.

However, this attack was blocked by Zoro who had been accumulating strength for a long time.

Finally, he waited for the swordsman he had been waiting for. Because fighting with the swordsman would help improve his swordsmanship, Zoro put on the turban excitedly.

Unexpectedly, after only two rounds, Zoro found out that he was wrong. This man was not a swordsman at all, but an acrobat who spit fire and scattered ashes. His swordsmanship was mediocre and he had no martial ethics at all.

Yes, in the original plot, Zoro was at a disadvantage because he was stabbed in the kidney and was constantly attacked on the wound.

Just when Zoro was lost in thought, suddenly a sharp knife came from the dust and he hurriedly raised his two swords to block it.

The acrobat emerged from the dust and kicked him in the abdomen.

Zoro pushed forward with both hands, using the counter-thrust to distance himself.

"Acrobatics: Kamikaze Hundred Beyblade Theater!!" The acrobat shouted his skills and threw hundreds of beyblades from nowhere at Zoro.

He took the opportunity to ride the unicycle vertically 90 degrees along the corner of the wall, defying mechanics, and climb onto the roof - acrobatics and mountain climbing.

Zoro was not panicked. He slashed a few times and blocked the flying top.

Looking up, he saw the acrobat leaping down with the force of a mountain, with the sharp knife in his hand pointing at Zoro's head.

"Shatter Cannon - Ground-Level Flight!" Buggy, who was watching the show nearby, used his fruit power to launch a sneak attack without any moral principles, shouting, "Kabbage, I'll catch Zoro, and you kill him."

Zoro was helpless. You are such a clown. How could you shout such a loud voice when you want to launch a sneak attack?

Sure enough, Luffy stepped on the clown's hand, which was cracked and in the process of a sneak attack: "Hey! Don't try to interfere with Zoro's battle."

"Wow!" The clown wailed in pain.

The acrobat in the air was so confident that he said, "Even without the captain's help, I'm more than capable of killing you!"

After Zoro dodged it with a dodge, he finally couldn't help but spit out some trash talk: "That's it? You really are an acrobat."

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"That's enough of your tricks. Goodbye!" Zoro then summoned the Demon Slasher and slashed with his sword. "That's it, it's your turn next, Captain!"

"Oh! I'll take care of the rest."

The system opens the panel:

Host: Sauron

Strength: 283 (+)

Constitution: 1283 (+)

Speed: 283 (+)

Swordsmanship: 400 (+)

Skills: Three Sword Styles - Demon Slash, Tiger Hunt, Ushiomon... Two Sword Styles - Rhino Return, Second Slash...

Fruit development level: DIV/0!

Love value:

Well, adding 11 points to swordsmanship is not bad.

Before hosting the game, Zoro looked around and found that girlfriend No. 3 had indeed taken the opportunity to sneak home.

Okay! Now back to the actual competition, I'm your referee and commentator, Thunder Hand Wenso.

Now comes our red player - Straw Hat Guy. Yes, he is the rookie guy who once defeated the "King of the Near Sea" and stood out in the last street mixed martial arts competition. He stepped onto the field again with the vow to become the Pirate King. Due to the unexpected events in the last game, he failed to KO his opponent. We look forward to a better performance from him in this competition.

The blue team player in this game, wow, you will be shocked when I hear his name!

He once fought alongside the world's most powerful Pirate King, Gol D. Roger, led a direct assault against the Whitebeard Pirates, one of the Four Emperors, and became a close confidant of Shanks, another of the Four Emperors. Yes, he is the legendary Buggy the Clown!

The two players were exchanging trash talk, and the Joker seemed to be mocking the Straw Hat Brother's oath. Yes, with his qualifications, he was fully qualified to say such a thing - "If you also want to be the Pirate King, then wouldn't I be a god?"

Well, for most mediocre pirates, he is indeed a god-like existence.

Oh, Buggy seems to have a close connection with the little brother's straw hat, and he tries to attract the little brother's attention by telling him the origin of the straw hat.

The guy didn't seem to buy it and started to punch. Is it time to start?

Buggy took the lead in launching the fruit power attack. Without any hesitation, he took out the knife hidden in the tip of his shoe, and used a move to split his lower body, spin his legs, and fly towards the Straw Hat Brother like a pancake.

The young man was still agile. He jumped on the spot and easily resolved the fierce attack.

What? Buggy actually took advantage of the guy's mid-air and used a flying knife to attack him. As a legendary man, it's a bit unethical for him to trick and attack a newcomer who just debuted.

However, the guy used his fruit ability, stretched out his arms, grabbed the wall next to him, and used the force to shrink away, successfully escaping.

Beautiful! As expected of the trick that defeated the King of the Offshore, the guy used his classic trick - the rubber pistol, to carry out a long-range attack.

Alas, it was dodged. Bucky seized the opportunity and raised his knife! Was he going to chop off the guy's outstretched right hand?

However, the guy didn't give Bucky a chance. He must have grabbed something with his right hand, and used the force to pull his body back. With a perfect and quick approach, his elbow hit Bucky's neck like a sickle.

Wow! Buggy is a veteran with a lot of experience. He once again uses his fruit ability to split his body and successfully avoid the attack.

Huh? Where's Straw Hat Boy? Oh, it seems he rushed too fast and got buried by the collapsed building.

Ding!

At the end of the first round, we can see that both sides performed very well. Buggy, as a veteran, was a little conservative, while Straw Hat Brother, as a newcomer, was very aggressive and played with a bold and aggressive style. As expected, Buggy had a slight advantage in this round. I hope both sides can continue to maintain this in the second round.

Both sides made some adjustments and the second round began.

Buggy launched a fierce attack instantly, with four sharp knives sandwiched between his fists, and used the Split Cannon to rush straight towards the Straw Hat guy's face. Is this not going to hold back anymore?

We can see that Straw Hat Brother reacted quickly and caught the flying fist on his wrist.

What? Buggy's fist could actually split a second time. Regardless of the principle behind this, the Straw Hat boy ducked his head.

There appeared to be blood on his cheek.

The guy is very angry at the moment and seems to be talking trash. Is it because he is injured?

Uh, no, it seems to be because the hat was scratched! He continued to talk trash, as if he was reminiscing about the origin of the hat.

Oops! Watch out for the back! Buggy's hands, clutching four knives, floated up behind him. He chose a sneak attack, which, for a veteran, was truly despicable.

No, that's not right! Instead of a sneak attack, Bucky chose to pierce the guy's hat. Was he trying to continue to irritate him?

Bucky also started talking trash.

Beautiful! While Buggy was talking, the young man found a flaw and rushed forward, knocking Buggy down.

Okay, both sides enter the ground battle! Straw Hat Brother seems to be very experienced in ground combat. Now he takes the upper hand and uses a heavy palm to chop Buggy's head.

Ding!

Oh, it's a pity the bell rang, otherwise the winner should have been decided. In the second round, the battle was still very intense. It can be seen that the veteran Buggy's offensive has changed from the previous state, and it is very dirty. Unfortunately, there is a serious problem with the strategy adopted. It is obvious that you have the advantage, so why do you poke that hat?

The Straw Hat guy's moves were still very open and powerful. Because of the rage bonus, a wave of critical hits completely reversed the disadvantage. In this round, the Straw Hat guy had an absolute advantage! Unfortunately, the bell rang. The Straw Hat guy was also very martial and did not follow up with punches after the bell rang. This is the spirit of sportsmanship. I hope he can keep up the good work and win the game.

Okay, both sides made some adjustments and returned to the ring.

What's going on? Our player, Baki, split his upper body and flew out of the ring? Was he being interfered with by the crowd?

Oh, it turns out that his house was robbed. An orange-haired girl came from nowhere and stole Buggy’s treasure. Buggy used his upper body to grab the treasure.

It's a pity, because Buggy's mentality has been messed up, so sorry, this match ends here...

Um, what's that Straw Hat guy doing? Kick him in the crotch! Ugh, that's a foul.

It seems that Straw Hat Brother doesn't want to end the game just like that.

Oh, this is really cruel. Bucky collapsed to the ground and looked like he was in great pain. The referee stopped it in time and gave a warning.

After a little adjustment, Bucky should be almost recovered.

Eh, are we still going after the orange-haired girl? Well, it seems that Buggy has completely given up on the competition, his body splitting open even more, determined to recover the treasure.

Hey! What's Straw Hat doing again? This... tickling is also a foul. It can be seen that Straw Hat is very persistent in this game. He grabbed Buggy's foot that didn't fly away and chose to tickle him.

Didn't anyone teach him the rules of the game?

The referee didn't stop it! The referee probably wanted Buggy to get back into the game as soon as possible. Oh! Straw Hat Brother seized the opportunity and rushed!

Beautiful! The slipper hits Bucky's left cheek, Bucky's body shatters into pieces, and he can't get up from the ground. The referee starts counting.

10, 9, 8, 7...

As expected of a legendary man, he endured the severe pain and his upper body flew up. Bucky was about to restore his body, so the game continued!

What? Why is Bucky so small after his body was restored?

Hey, what's going on? It turns out that the orange-haired girl stole most of Buggy's body parts.

Well, Straw Hat didn't insist on a fair fight and blasted Buggy away with a rubber bazooka.

The game is over. In view of the fact that both sides lacked martial ethics, the referee announced that the winner of this farce is Straw Hat Luffy!