I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

West Rob Village, Usopp's house...

Just when the three of them had eaten and drunk their fill, three little devils broke in through the door, but they didn't see Usopp.

So he raised his knife and shouted, "Hey! You pirates, what have you done to Captain Usopp? Give the captain back to us."

At this moment, Luffy exclaimed inappropriately: "Ah - this meat is so delicious!"

"Hey...meat! Could it be that the captain..."

Zoro, who was sitting next to Nami, looked up and saw Nami laughing, so he tried to activate the system: "Your captain..."

He paused and grinned, "We ate them!"

The three of them looked over here in horror. Nami sensed something was wrong and yelled, "Why are you looking at me?"

"Oh my god! Grandma Wolf!!"

The young girl could not tolerate this comment, so she slammed the table angrily and said, "You are talking nonsense!"

Ding! Your words successfully angered Girlfriend #3, earning her a brief moment of attention and a Love Points bonus of +3.

"Hahahaha!" Zoro was very proud when he heard the prompt sound.

Then the three of them explained to the kids, and Usopp said it was time and left.

As soon as the kids heard this, they realized that Usopp was going to look for his childhood sweetheart Kaya.

So the kids told the three of them the story of Usopp and Kaya.

Keya is the richest person in the village. She has been devastated since her parents passed away. You have no idea how good she is in bed. She can stay in bed for a whole day and eat and drink without getting out of bed.

After hearing this, the enthusiastic Usopp sneaked into her house every day and told her stories in order to cheer her up.

After hearing this, everyone greatly admired this behavior, while Sauron fell into deep thought.

Well, it seems like Kaya has appeared in many episodes, including flashbacks. But as an important member of the crew, asking rashly would make things difficult for her in the future! Besides, scaring a girl who's lost both her parents and is devastated wouldn't be very nice. Forget it.

Most importantly! As an old sea fan, the Golden Merry cannot be lost. It was once my favorite ship.

Therefore, this script must emphasize that it must focus on strengthening the bond between Kaya and Usopp, and the actors' acting skills must be in place. They cannot directly expose or poke the cat's paw. For the sake of Merry, they have to endure it!

So, I picked up the script and Oscar followed everyone to Keya's villa, to ask for a boat.

Everyone climbed over the gate and came to Usopp.

Usopp was shocked: "What are you doing here?"

Ke Ya stuck her head out and asked, "Who is it?"

Usopp hurriedly stepped forward to block Kaya and glanced at Zoro warily.

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Brother, I said I am here to act, do you believe it?

"You are the lady?" When it comes to soliciting sponsorship, Director Lu has to speak up himself.

"These people came all the way to find me after hearing the rumors about me. They are the new members of Usopp's pirate group." Usopp hooked his arm around Luffy's shoulder and introduced him to Kaya.

"No!" Luffy ruthlessly pointed out: "We came here to make a request."

"A request, to me?" Ke Ya asked curiously.

"Yes, we want a big ship."

Sauron held his forehead slightly. Mr. Lu has always been a simple and unpretentious person. He has no tricks, no attempts to get close to others, no corporate publicity, and never talks about the return on investment. Is there anyone who attracts sponsorship like you?

At this moment, an untimely voice interrupted Mr. Lu's sponsorship plan.

"What are you doing here?"

Usopp turned his head to avoid the newcomer's gaze, his expression becoming complicated: three parts annoyance, three parts fear, three parts nervousness, and one part embarrassment: "Tsk, butler, Krahar..."

Zoro looked up and saw a bespectacled guy who was a little polite but not too polite, and a little cold. As for his clothing, well, four words can be used to describe him - he looked like a dog.

Ke Ya hurriedly explained: "Klahatel, these people are..."

"Miss, I'll listen to your explanation later." Four Eyes interrupted Keya and turned to look at everyone: "Do you have anything else to say? If not, get out!"

"I want to borrow a boat." Luffy was a little more tactful this time.

"no!"

After being ruthlessly rejected by Siyanzai, Mr. Lu expressed his disappointment.

At this time, Four Eyes looked at Usopp: "You are... Usopp!"

Ke Ya on the side began to get a little nervous.

Usopp smiled awkwardly: "You can also call me Captain Usopp, a title that compliments me, thank...thank you!"

The bespectacled boy pushed his glasses up with his palm, his expression grim. "The guard said he sees you here often. What's going on?"

"Ah... well... I saw the legendary mole running into the house, so I followed him."

"I won't interfere with you no matter what you do, but please don't get close to our lady. You are the son of a despicable pirate."

"That guy's father is a pirate?" Luffy was a little confused.

Zoro watched the performance of Four Eyes with disdain on the side.

"Despicable..." Usopp gritted his teeth.

"You and my lady are not from the same world." He paused and said insultingly, "You want money, right? Name your price."

Before Usopp could say anything, Kaya shouted angrily, "Klahatel!! You've gone too far! Apologize to Usopp!"

Four Eyes raised his hand nonchalantly: "Is it necessary to apologize to such a barbarian? Just tell the truth."

He turned to look at Usopp and continued to taunt, "How pitiful! You must hate him so much, that greedy father who abandoned you and ran away from home."

Usopp's eyes were bloodshot as he bit his tongue: "Stop slandering my dad!!"

"Why are you angry? You're not very smart. Isn't this the time to brag about yourself? For example, say your father is a businessman who went out to do business, or that he is not your biological father."

Zoro's hand began to move towards the handle of the knife. Damn it! I can't stand it anymore.

"Enough!!" The furious Usopp knocked the four-eyed guy down with one punch.

If you are beautiful, you deserve a slap in the face!

"Look at him, he always attacks at the slightest provocation. Like father, like son." The bespectacled boy lying on the ground pretended to be a victim.

"Shut up!!" Usopp shouted angrily, "I'm proud that I have a pirate dad. I'm proud that he's a brave sea fighter!!"

"You're right, I'm a boastful person, but I'm proud that I have pirate blood flowing in my veins! I'll never hide this! I'm the son of a pirate." Usopp shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Oh, it's him. I remember now!" Luffy looked as if he had suddenly realized something.

"Pirates are brave sea fighters. That's completely wrong." Four Eyes pushed his glasses up. "However, it's undeniable... your blood is the symbol of pirate barbarity!"

"He brags irresponsibly all day long, and gets violent when he gets angry." He said as he pretended to stand up with difficulty. "In the final analysis, he deliberately approached my lady for money."

He tried to provoke Usopp again: "Just because your father is a pirate, I have reason to doubt you!"

Usopp was indeed irritated and single-handedly lifted his collar: "You still have something to say!"

"Stop! Usopp! Stop being violent!" Kaya slammed the windowsill and shouted to stop Usopp.

"Klahatel... is not a bad person... He is doing this for me." Ke Ya was caught in the middle and was obviously embarrassed.

When Four Eyes saw Usopp stop, he slapped his hand off his collar in disgust and said, "Get out..."

"This is no place for barbarians like you. You are not allowed to approach this house again."

"I would have gone out even if you didn't tell me. What's the big deal!" After saying that, Usopp turned around and left dejectedly.

This scene in front of them pissed off the three little devils on the side: "You damn steward, our captain is not that kind of person, you bastard."

Director Lu was clearly into the role: "Asshole! Want to fight?!"

It’s a pity that the four drama queens were stopped by Zoro and Nami. Hold on, hold on, the Merry is more important!

"You guys get out of here too!"