I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

"Hey, pervert, where's Luffy?" Nami, leaning against the fence, took the initiative to talk to Zoro for the first time.

"Let's go chase Usopp." As a straight man, it is normal for him to talk to death.

"The captain must be at the seashore."

"Yes, at the seaside. He goes there whenever he's troubled!"

The two little guys next to him can be called professional wingmen.

"Don't you want to go there and take a look?"

"No... no need."

Well, again, dead chat.

Nami realized that this green algae-headed person was not worthy of speaking, so she turned to look at the two little ghosts: "Do you have another companion?"

"You mean Onion? That guy always disappears and then shows up yelling."

At this time, a little ghost rushed down the hillside very cooperatively, and his shouts could be heard from afar.

"Ouch, ahhhh! Oh no!"

"Look, this is an onion."

When he ran up to him, he gasped and said, "There's a weird guy walking backwards."

The two little ghosts said in unison: "Liar!"

Onion pointed behind him and said, "Look!"

Everyone looked and saw a tall man wearing a top hat, with his back to them, walking backwards in the style of Michael's dance.

"Who do you say is weird? I'm not weird at all." The man who came forward greeted everyone politely.

Zoro took a quick look and saw that the man was wearing sunglasses with heart-shaped frames, his goatee tied with a thin ribbon, a suit with a T-shirt, and Chelsea shoes. Who else would you blame if not him?

"No matter how you look at him, he looks like a weirdo." The three little devils were not subtle.

"Nonsense, I'm just a hypnotist passing by."

This immediately aroused the curiosity of the three little ghosts: "Hypnosis? That's amazing! Can you let us see it?"

"Why should I perform for you? I don't even know you." The hypnotist seemed very cold, but the next second.

"Okay, stare at this ring." The hypnotist pulled a pendant from his trouser pocket. It was a circular ring. "I say, one, two, thumbs up, and you'll fall asleep."

"Are you ready?"

The three little devils stared intently, and the ring continued to swing back and forth.

"One...two...thumbs up!"

Zoro deliberately avoided his gaze, and when he finished speaking, he looked up and saw that the magician and the three little ghosts were sleeping together.

Should we kill him now to prevent Luffy from doing something stupid later?

Zoro weighed the pros and cons and decided that no, this man was here to find Four Eyes. According to the script, they should make some secret plans first before Four Eyes would take action. Forget it.

"Hey, Nami, come help us get these three brats to sleep at Usopp's house."

"Oh, and what about this hypnotist?"

"I can't help it. I don't know him."

"Oh."

……

In Xiluobu Village, at Usopp's house, strange noises continued to be heard.

“Hmm…Hmm…Hmm…”

"By the way, why did Luffy and the others take so long?"

"I don't...know...how much did I count to?"

After the self-disciplined man arrived at Usopp's house, he ignored the orange-haired girl and started doing push-ups. He was interrupted by the girl and he didn't remember how many times he counted, so he gritted his teeth and retorted.

"996!" Nami held her forehead.

"997, 998, 999, 1000... Call it a day!"

The self-disciplined man pushed himself hard and jumped up on the spot.

Ding! I worked out in front of my girlfriend #3 and successfully caught her attention. What a persistent and strong man! Reward: +2 Love Points.

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Guapi System, do you want to listen to what you are saying?

The system opens the panel:

Host: Sauron

Strength: 288 (+)

Constitution: 1300 (+)

Speed: 285 (+)

Swordsmanship: 400 (+)

Skills: Three Sword Styles - Demon Slash, Tiger Hunt, Ushiomon... Two Sword Styles - Rhino Return, Second Slash...

Fruit development level: DIV/0!

Love value:

Well, I haven't exercised for a long time, and the effect is good. The basic physical fitness value is higher, and the exercise increase points are also higher. The main bonus of push-ups is still strength and physical fitness. It really feels good to be self-disciplined.

"Yoshi! Next up is speed. Run around the village a hundred times!"

Just as Zoro was planning his next self-discipline project, urgent shouts were heard from the village entrance.

"Oh no, the pirates are coming!!"

The three little ghosts rubbed their eyes and said, "Captain?"

So Zoro had to give up his self-discipline plan and went out with Nami and the three children, only to see Usopp surrounded by a group of villagers.

"Everyone, listen to me! This time it's absolutely true, everyone, run away!"

"If we had believed you every time, we would have run away a hundred times."

"I must catch him this time and teach him a lesson!"

It was clear that the villagers did not believe Usopp.

"Bastard!" Seeing that the villagers no longer believed in him, Usopp ran away, looking in the direction of Kaya's villa.

Zoro knew that it must be Luffy and him who discovered the conspiracy of Four Eyes and the hypnotist. It's time to set the pace!

"Why isn't Luffy with him?" Zoro reminded.

"It looks like something has happened. Let's go look for Luffy," Nami suggested.

So, under the leadership of the three little devils, they found Luffy sleeping on the beach.

……

"What? Miss Kaya will be killed and the village will be attacked by pirates! Is this true?"

After listening to Luffy's story, the three little kids screamed.

"Yeah, that's what they said, they can't be wrong." Luffy said seriously.

"Then why are you sleeping here?" Nami asked curiously.

The melon-skin straw hat tilted: "Strange! I think I should be on the cliff."

The three little ghosts were very experienced: "The housekeeper is indeed a bad guy, and the hypnotist must be an accomplice."

"I see. No wonder your captain ran back to the village yelling with a sullen face." Nami frowned. "But the villagers don't seem to believe Usopp. How about we go and warn them to run away?"

"Hey, Nami, did you get something wrong? We are pirates too. Pirates advising villagers to avoid other pirates doesn't sound right." Zoro said expressionlessly.

"No, I'm not! We're just cooperating!" Nami emphasized again.

"That makes sense. We should help the captain and persuade the villagers to escape together!" The three little ghosts took the initiative to take the job.

Then, on the way back to the village, they saw Usopp who was in a state of disarray.

From a distance, Zoro saw Usopp with his arms hanging down, obviously injured.

In Zoro's memory, Usopp should have been injured in Kaya's villa. He originally went to the villa to inform Kaya that Four Eyes was a pirate and deliberately wanted to assassinate her and seize her property.

But Kaya misunderstood Usopp, thinking that Usopp was slandering the four-eyed boy because he was humiliated by the four-eyed boy during the day.

Usopp tried to explain but was stopped by the servants. In desperation, he started a fight and knocked down several servants with a slingshot, but this made Kaya's misunderstanding even deeper.

Finally, he was shot in the left hand by Mary as he fled in panic.

"Captain!!" the three little devils shouted first.

Usopp, who was originally crying because no one believed him, rubbed his eyes hard when he saw the people in front of him and pretended nothing had happened.

When he saw Luffy in the crowd, he was a little surprised: "You are still alive?"

"Still alive?" Luffy seemed to understand something: "Oh, I just woke up."

"Well, he was sleeping just now." Onion echoed, and then shouted:

"Let's not talk about this for now, Captain. We all know about it. We must tell everyone about it as soon as possible!"

"Hahahaha!" Usopp, however, put his hands on his hips and laughed. "As usual, this is of course a lie. That butler pissed me off, so I called him a pirate!"

"Huh?" Luffy was confused.

"Hey - it turned out to be fake. Damn it, it turns out Straw Hat brother received instructions from the captain."

"...I'm beginning to despise the Captain."

"Me too!"

"Even though the steward was abominable, the captain slandered him with lies!"

"Go home! It's time for dinner!"

After the three little ghosts finished talking to each other, they left without looking back.

The show is over!