I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

In the Alabasta Palace, several men were enjoying a hot spring bath, and one of them, with a green algae-haired man's face, had a look of comfort and satisfaction on it.

Host: Sauron

Strength: 1344 (+)

Constitution: 2068 (+)

Speed: 2349 (+)

Swordsmanship: 2749 (+)

Ghost Qi: 0

Asura Path: 25

Skills: Three Sword Styles - One Gorikira, Two Gorikira, Two Gorikisam, Oni Slash... Two Sword Styles - Iai, Rashomon, Sound Wave, Two Slash... One Sword Style - Iai, Shishigeka, Flying Dragon... Six Styles of the Navy: Iron Block, Shave, Moon Step... Six Styles Combination: Razor (Moon Step + Shave)... Nine Sword Styles (not mastered).

Fruit development level: DIV/0!

Love Value: 65,563.00

During this desert trip, my physical fitness increased extremely fast. Although it was embarrassing to be beaten by Ace with his Armament Haki, my physical fitness actually increased by 400. Although my swordsmanship did not improve in the battle with Crocodile, my physical fitness increased by 150. In addition, it might be because I was thirsty and hot in the desert, so my physical fitness increased by 50 inexplicably. This trip was a huge profit.

Asceticism and chanting of scriptures can also quickly help the Asuras grow, but these are not the most important things.

What made him happiest was the experienced babies in Baroque Studio. Following the ship was indeed the right choice. When girlfriend No. 6 defused the bomb at the end, he was given +1000. The exclusive plot of this girlfriend was simply a great win.

Luffy was still in a coma for three days, and Nami also suffered a lot of injuries in the battle with Thorn Girl. During these three days, except for Zoro, the Straw Hat Pirates were recuperating.

Zoro, despite his self-discipline, has searched for Robin in vain. His only concern is the plot twists. He wonders if Robin will come aboard. But considering she has nowhere else to go, she's likely to come.

"Hey! Where is the women's bathroom?" Sanji looked lustful and approached Ikareem next to him. Yes, the curly-haired uncle who was supposed to be chasing the soldiers on Whiskey Mountain.

In fact, he was rescued by Robin. After hearing this, Luffy thought for a moment and said, "Oh, so she's not a bad person."

The curly-haired uncle said righteously: "Asshole! How could I possibly tell you! Princess Weiwei is in there!"

"It's behind this wall!" The king put one hand on his waist and pointed to a wall with the other.

"You old and disrespectful king!" The curly-haired uncle was filled with righteous indignation.

"Oh! What a kind uncle the King is!"

Let's just say, that's your daughter! Although women only affect my sword-drawing speed, there will definitely be rewards for this wave, hehe...

Then, a row of heads popped up on the wall.

"What are you doing there!" Yuman said.

"These guys..." Nami stood up and pulled back the towel. "One hundred thousand each."

A group of people fell to the ground bleeding profusely.

Ding! Gain the happiness of girlfriend number three with a single hit, rewarding love points +1000.

The king's nose was bleeding: "Thank you..."

"You old pervert!" The straw hat men looked down on him.

"That's not what I meant!" King Murloc tried to cover it up, then sat cross-legged and bowed to everyone: "Thank you for saving this country."

"Your Majesty Cobra, as a king, how can you bow down to others so easily..." The curly-haired uncle.

"Ikalem, authority is just an ornament on clothes. This is a bathroom, not a naked king. I am just a father and a resident... I am deeply grateful!"

Ding! Earn the gratitude of father-in-law number six, and gain +1000 love points.

There is such a thing as this. I will remember it to improve my father-in-law’s favor!

Just when everyone had eaten, drunk, washed, and returned to their rooms to have a good rest, they received an inexplicable phone call.

It was a call from Mr. 2, Sanji's little piece of friendship. He claimed he had the Merry in his possession and had already sailed it upriver on the Santara River. So, to save the Merry, the Straw Hat Pirates had to pack up and set off overnight. They secretly agreed with Vivi to wait for her somewhere...

The desert night is solitude, a stark contrast to the scorching heat of the day. Soothed by the moonlight, the desert reveals a cold and lonely beauty. The silvery moonlight falls on the sand dunes like a thin layer of frost, adding a touch of coolness to this vast sea of ​​sand.

The wind and sand were like sharp blades, ruthlessly scraping every inch of skin, bringing unforgettable pain. A group of duck riders endured the biting cold wind, their faces stinging from the wind, but they still gritted their teeth and moved forward with determination.

The sound of duck claws echoed on the empty sand, breaking the silence of the night.

Among this group of people, a three-sword swordsman and an orange-haired girl looked particularly sad.

"Nami! I'll give you a piece of meat, but I only have one piece." The Straw Hat guy wanted to comfort her, but he was quite stingy.

"Zoro! Are you feeling unwell..." Our little pet ship doctor is really caring.

Zoro shook his head dejectedly.

"For Vivi... I... decided to give up... give up those 1 billion berries!" Nami was very serious.

“It’s all about money!”

"Of course you are a money-grubber!"

The Straw Hat Pirates strongly condemn this!

……

"Well!! You've kept me waiting for so long! It's been such a long time since we last met."

The Straw Hat Pirates ignored the transsexual Mr. 2 on the boat and said goodbye to the group of ducks.

"Thank you!"

"See you later..."

"Take care! Say hello to the King and Uncle Curly."

Mr. 2 was so moved that he burst into tears: "Goodbye... We'll meet again someday!"

"Um, wait a minute, what are you doing?" Luffy turned to look at Mr. 2 on the Merry.

"You're asking what I do! Are you kidding me?" Mr. 2 was furious at Luffy's attitude. "Your attitude is so unfriendly! You don't even say hello to an old friend!"

Finally, after his explanation, the Straw Hat Pirates understood that they were surrounded by the navy. If he hadn't driven the Merry over, the Merry would have been seized by the navy.

So, he, Luffy, Usopp and Chopper put their arms around each other's shoulders and danced a dance of friendship again.

Then, just like the original plot, the Merry was surrounded by the navy.

Zoro was on the lookout on the Merry, trying to find the heroic naval captain with long light pink hair.

However, the situation was urgent and the navy activated the heavy crossbow to attack the Merry. In order to ensure that the Merry would not be severely damaged again, Zoro could only use the razor to block the heavy crossbow fired by the navy.

In the end, it was Mr. 2 who heard that the Straw Hat Pirates were going to pick up their friends without fear of danger. He stepped forward with tears in his eyes, used the Mimicry Fruit to transform into Luffy's appearance, and led the navy away.

"Whether it's deviating from the way of men or the way of women, it's still the way of humans! Goodbye, my friends. Under the clear sky, let me bloom the way of the demon for you..."

That day, the ripples on the water were the flowers of friendship blooming between them.

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Alabasta, East Port Tamaslik.

"I'm here to say goodbye to everyone, even though I'd love to have some adventure..."

"But after all, I have so much love for this country...so I can't go with you!!"

"If this happens again someday, can you still call me your partner?!"

Hearing such an affectionate confession, Lu Dong couldn't help but want to shout, but Nami quickly covered Lu Dong's mouth.

"Idiot! Don't respond to her. The Navy has already noticed Vivi. If they collect more evidence against us, she'll be convicted! Just say goodbye to her in silence!"

The Straw Hat Pirates all turned their backs to Vivi and raised their left hands, revealing the symbol of their partner.

"Sailing..."