I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

"Roronoa Zoro, also known as the Pirate Hunter, is a terrifying pervert. I heard he's a hungry wolf, wandering the sea all day looking for targets to molest. I heard he'll molest anyone from the very young to the very old, even ugly women like Alrita!"

"Everyone says he's a demon in human skin."

"So, don't even think about taking him as your partner."

On a small boat, a short man wearing glasses was trying hard to persuade a young man wearing a straw hat with a scar on his face.

"Oh, I haven't decided to make him my partner yet. But, as long as he's a nice guy..."

"He was arrested because he was a bad guy."

……

Shieldstown Naval Base

"Wang Luffy, you damn well better hurry up, your strongest vice-chairman is starving to death!"

Zoro, who had been tied to the cross and exposed to the sun for 9 days, cursed weakly.

Ever since his "wonderful" encounter with Alrita, he had been wandering on the sea for a few days. Perhaps it was the will of the world that arranged this day, as he saw a harbor in the distance.

So he went into a restaurant to fill his stomach. Halfway through his meal, a vicious dog rushed into the restaurant and snatched the guests' food. A little girl stood up and was about to drive it away.

Then, a sloppily painted street kid, acting like a millionaire, walked into the restaurant...

Huh? I'm familiar with the main storyline.

After thinking for a moment, Zoro decided to follow the plot. After all, his reputation was even worse than the original plot, and he didn't know whether Luffy would like him. According to Luffy's logic, since he saved the little girl, he should not be a bad person.

Then, a bench flew out and knocked over the vicious dog that was about to hurt the little girl.

……

After a lot of nagging and complaining, just like the original plot, Zoro reached an agreement with the street urchin to starve him for a month. If he didn't die after a month, the matter would be over.

So, he was tied here.

Zoro's original plan was to wait until he met Nami and Vivi, and then launch a regular threat. He would make sure that those two weaklings donated 2 love points, and when they reached 5, he could directly exchange them for armed color domineering, and he would be stable in the early stage.

However, after thinking about it, in order to prevent the butterfly effect, in case the street urchin is not polite, he should treat him to peanuts in advance; and in case he does not have enough willpower to starve to death, so - open the points mall and redeem the ultimate belief - "Iron Block" first!

"Ah!" With a soul-stirring cry, in addition to the severe pain all over his body, Zoro felt that his muscle density had increased exponentially.

Host: Sauron

Strength: 283 (+)

Constitution: 1283 (+)

Speed: 283 (+)

Swordsmanship: 389 (+)

Skills: Three Swords Style…Two Swords Style…Navy Six Styles: Iron Block.

Fruit development level: DIV/0!

Love value:

???

The Six Styles of the Navy can also increase physical fitness? Why didn't you say it earlier?

But it can save some money, um, that’s great!

In this way, he stayed here hungry for nine days. According to the plot, Wang Luffy should have arrived, but he waited and waited and he didn't show up. He didn't even have the strength to look up. Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore. He was worried that it was a butterfly effect and he was going to die. If all else failed, he could only exchange for a physical fitness gift pack.

However, just as he was cursing, a pair of small feet appeared in front of him. He raised his head hard and finally saw that it was a little girl holding two rice balls.

He tried to raise his head and saw two heads popping up on the opposite wall, one of which had a familiar straw hat on it.

I finally waited for you, but fortunately I didn’t give up...

Oh my goodness, it's finally time for the open-book exam again! Oscar movie links are online:

"You're looking for death, kid, get out of here!"

"I made rice balls for you. Big brother, you must be hungry since you're tied up! Although this is my first time making rice balls, I tried my best."

Diuka, someone cares about me! Zoro suppressed his emotion and continued to act:

"I'm not hungry at all. Take your food away and get out of here!"

"but……"

"I said no! Go back now, or I'll kill you, little brat!"

"Bang!" With a sound from the door, the street urchin came in with two navy soldiers.

"Roronoa Zoro, bullying is wrong. I will tell my dad."

"Guapi!" Zoro didn't need to act for this street urchin, his emotions were just right, so he rewarded him with a phrase in his hometown dialect.

"Huh? Don't be so arrogant, you bastard. My dad is..."

"You idiot!" Zoro was too lazy to listen and interrupted directly.

Then, the street urchin showed off his skills and lost a lot of points in front of Wang Luffy - first he snatched the rice ball, took a bite, then he stomped it into pieces on the grounds that there was too much sugar, making the little girl cry, then he threatened the little girl that he was an accomplice and had her thrown out, and finally left after saying some harsh words.

At this time, the man Zoro was waiting for finally came to him.

"I'm looking for a pirate partner now."

This is such a coincidence! I'm also waiting for a pirate to become my partner. Well, I'd better be cautious and wait for the next wave.

"Are you planning to let me go? And then let me help you?"

"Not yet, because I heard you're a pervert."

Diuka, you'd better say it as it's written!

"Pervert? Never mind. I won't agree to your request anyway. I still have things to do. The most important thing now is to survive." Zoro tried his best to appear cool.

The two sides argued for a while, and just like the original plot, Zoro once again stated his position that he would not get along with him, and then asked him to help pick up the broken rice balls on the ground. He took a bite of it, and you won’t believe it, after being hungry for 9 days, everything tasted delicious. It was mainly because his teeth were good and his appetite was good.

Finally, Luffy conveyed the message - it was delicious, thank you.

Click! The first scene is over.

……

After another long wait, the man finally came again.

"My name is Luffy, and I'll help you untie the ropes, so be my partner."

Haha, Liu Caoxie had to visit Lao Zhu three times to invite him, so you, Wang Caomao, have to visit me at least twice to invite me, otherwise, wouldn’t I lose face?

"Forget about it. I told you I have things to do. Who wants to be a villain like a pirate?"

"What does it matter? You've already been considered a pervert anyway."

Damn it, don’t you have any words? Do you want me to give them to you?

"Whatever they say, I have never betrayed my beliefs and I never will!"

"I don't care! I've already decided to make you my partner!"

"Okay! I'm laying it all on the table. I'm done pretending." So Zoro stopped talking and just watched him perform.

"I heard you can use a knife. Where's the knife?"

"I've taken it away." They said in unison.

"Okay, I'll help you get the knife back from that bastard. If you want the knife, you have to be my partner."

Keep watching him perform.

"Okay, I'll get it right away!"

After saying that, Luffy rushed into the base building.

Click! The second scene is over.

……